Hi, I’m Rebecca McLaren! And I’m Connor Malbeuf from Western TV! Last year we went
to Laurier to see how wild things could get for St. Patties. And this year we drove 450km
all the way to Queens University to see how they stacked up. Let’s go!
We’re reporting live, there is no police on uh- oh the land and they’re trying to get a boat up in the
crowd and someone is going to die. But uh- we’re gonna- we’re gonna see what’s
gonna happen here. Are you worried about him? He’s gonna fall! No he’s not!
Ok.....
What are your St. Patrick’s Day plans today? Uh… hangin’ with the boys, uh the forecast
today is a full send. My goal is to hookup with somebody hotter than my ex. Uh- you know
uh gonna do some studying later I think. What do you wanna check of the bucket list? Uh
to puke and rally. What is that? Uh you puke, and then you rally! You drink again. What
are your plans for St Patrick’s Day today? Oh just party. He got a cell phone number!
That’s not bad! Oh no no that’s for when I get- that’s for when I’m faced down
in a ditch. It’s just his cellphone number, never mind, I thought you were- No no no mine-
mine’s on this arm. I started shotgunning beers at 4:30 this morning. Now is it true
you need an Audi to come here? It’s like a prerequisite, or no? No, I don’t have
one, I mean- I have an Elantra. An Elantra? And what do you have, a Mercedes? Yeah…
Yeah? (laughing) Yeah… You do have a Mercedes?? I am so sorry don’t wanna be- I’m not
feeding into the stereotype! Is it a prerequisite to have an Audi here? Yeah man, of course.
If you’re-if you’re- if you’re straight outta China and you got that money baby, like
buy that shit dawg, yo straight up. We whipping Porsches out here. You got a Porsche, uh so
it’s a Porsche, not an Audi okay I’m mixing them up. I have an Audi and I don’t go here
so. What do you have? An Audi. You have an Audi? Well I share it with my brother, but
I have an Audi. And I go to Western, so it’s fine!
Omigosh, a roof just collapsed like
You broke a roof today? I broke a roof, a roof was broken
You broke a roof and a leg
I didn't break a leg, did the roof fall onto the leg?
No the roof fell into, into the leg
Okay, and are you okay?
I'm good. And how is the person's leg? She's in the hospital. Not the best not the best
You fell of the roof? I grabbed the, I grabbed the gutter and then my hands got sliced up and then I fell and ya
Do you have any regrets? None
Why do you guys hate Western Students?
Like why is there a stereotype that we hate each other? Oh it’s just part of the- the
Queen’s thing. You just kinda gotta be like- what is it? Wuck Festern? Wuck Festern! W-
wuck Festern. Uh the purple- Wuck Festern. Yeah exactly. Have you ever heard of a thing
called “Wuck Festern”? Uh I’ve heard of it. Have you ever said it? Never. Well
you’re going to heaven sir. What am I saying? You’re not saying anything. I’m not saying
anything *chucles*. Nope. Western football team, Elliot Beamer, you fucking- you’re a beautiful
man, you’re a beautiful man. Would you have sex with him? I would. I would have sex with
him- I would probably too- Elliot Beamer-Everyone would! He’s a big boy. Uh we play a lot
of board games here. We play way more board games than every other school that I know.
Firstly, what is Western doing at this St. Patty’s?? Secondly, why do they think they’re
better than us? They’re in the armpit of Ontario. Thirdly, what gives them the audacity
to come to our fucking school? I’m- I’m actually outraged, this is ridiculous. So
I’m from Western Ontario and literally it’s- it’s- it’s just STIs and Adderall for
the entire town, but at the end of the day, I’d rather get number one in Fortnite than
do butt stuff stuff my girlfriend, so, that’s the motto. Western University provides really
good education and they really- they- they’re really amazing. We really care about Western
University because they provide really good education just like us. You’re pretty good,
but you’re just not the same thing, you know?
We don’t like Western because Western wears purple, and when we think of Western all we think- who the hell is this mans? Hello!
Hi. What’s your name? Nicholas. Hi Nicholas. Western is pretty cool but it’s just that
we’re both rival schools ‘cause we’re both big and we have pretty buildings. Hello!
Are you an alumni? I am. Now why does it say Western TV? I’m a Western Alumni too! You
are? I’m a Western and a Queens Alumni yeah! Okay you’ve been to both schools, which
one is better? I went at different times, I did Engineering here, and I did Business
at Ivey, so they’re both fantastic. Hey why do people hate Western University? Uh
they just suck, like they’re just the worst. They bitches.
Hi Dad I'm on TV, here to party, It's fun to get drunk
Why do- why do people hate Western so much? Bro you guys wear purple man like I don’t
know. I have been to Western one time, visiting a friend. It was alright. Not quite as live
as here and um- So wh- I’d say the students are a little bit more composed which might
be a good thing, might be a bad thing, I don’t know right? Uhh I hate Queen’s. (laughter)
Okay! That’s fair that’s fair! And- I went here and I hated it. Okay. Wes- Western’s
alright though. This is Elvis Presley, we go way back. Can you speak? Yeah. As you can
see, Queen’s students drink more than Western students. Western students have a larger student-body,
but Queen’s students on average drink more and are more lit okay? The ting goes skrrrraaa.
How is the Kingston Tinder game? Tinder game in Kingston is pretty low to be honest, yeah.
I paid $54 for Tinder Premium yesterday. Some people like in Commerce, they used LinkedIn,
but like I prefer like Tinder because it’s like a more intimate connection. Have you
been on the Kingston Tinder game yet and how is it? Uh its- I mean its okay… I mean the
girls could be better but- So you don’t have any matches yet. I mean I have hundreds.
And what is your kinda Tinder opening pickup line? Uhh you girls like big dicks? And does
that ever work for you? Uh you’d think it wouldn’t but yeah it does, like a lot. Tinder?
Tinder. Grindr? No. Just Tinder, no no not Grindr! That’s only on
the weekends okay? That’s only on the weekends. You gotta kiss your homies goodnight!
OK! Queens TV undercover, were not actually Queens TV.
Let's see how much they will tell about us. Shhhhhh...
Do you guys want to be on Queens Television?
So, I ran into some Western University students. Why are they so rude?
I think they are jealous.
Okay, I ran into some Western students. They are dicks. Why are they so rude?
Because, they think there school is better but it's actually not.
Queens is so much more fun... and we have better academics.
What would you do if a Western student showed up here?
Show them how to party!!
Do you want to show me how to party?
OHHHHHHH!
Whats your thoughts on Karla Homolka getting her degree here?
Good for her, for getting her education.
I think she helped in a mass murder....
Oh.......
That's ok.....
Queen’s, we had a really good time today, but I think we still a little bit better.
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