>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S HEAR SOME NOISE FOR OUR NEWLY
HITCHED MR. AND MRS., WHO HAVE BEEN STEALING SOME KISSES, MARK
AND LIZ MCKELLEN, Y'ALL. >> MARK AND LIZ!
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT LIZ WOULD SETTLE DOWN, BUT MARK
IS THE PERFECT MATCH TO HAPPILY EVER AFTER
>> TO HAPPILY EVER AFTER >> IS THIS TABLE NINE?
>> IT SURE IS. WE'RE THE FUN TABLE.
SIT DOWN >> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO TAKE THE MASK OFF. UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA POKE A
LITTLE HOLE THROUGH THERE. >> DON'T WORRY, NONE OF US ARE
SICK, WE'RE JUST A LITTLE TIPSY. >> WELL --
>> AND UNFORTUNATELY, WITH COVID-19, YOU CAN DISPLAY NO
SYMPTOMS AND STILL BE WILDLY CONTAGIOUS
HI, I'M DEBBIE [ SAD TROMBONE ]
♪ ♪ YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR DA
EVERYTHING'S GOING YOUR WAY ♪
♪ WHEN ALONG COME DEBBIE DOWNER ♪
♪ ALWAYS THERE TO TELL YO ABOUT A NEW DISEAS
A CAR ACCIDENT OR KILLER BEES ♪
♪ YOU BEG HER TO SPARE YO DEBBIE PLEAS
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP DEBBIE DOWNER ♪
[ SAD TROMBONE ] >> THAT'S A PRETTY ELABORATE
MASK IT'S KIND OF FUTURISTIC, ISN'T
IT >> YEAH, I BOUGHT ONE OF THE
LAST M-95s ON AMAZON THEY SAY TO FOREGO MASKS, SO
GOOD LUCK NABBING ONE WHEN WE'RE FACING A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC.
[ SAD TROMBONE ] >> I'M SURE WE'RE ALL GOING TO
BE OKAY. >> DEBBIE, MAYBE WE SHOULD
INTRODUCE OURSELVES. >> OH, YEAH.
>> TABLE NINE, TABLE NINE. >> I'M LIZ'S AUNT KAREN AND THIS
HAD IS MY DAUGHTER MINDY >> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> I MEAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW THE HAPPY COUPLE
>> I'M MARK'S FIRST COUSIN ONCE REMOVED, FOR TRESPASSING
>> HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DRINK. MAYBE THAT WILL LOOSEN YOU UP A
LITTLE >> I DON'T WANT TO DRINK TOO
MUCH, LAST TIME I DRANK, I WAS ALMOST ME TOOED.
>> THAT'S TERRIBLE DID SOMEONE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
YOU? >> WHY WOULD YOU DELVE
>> I WAS ON ONE OF THOSE JUST LUNCH DATES AND CHOKED ON A
CROUTON, MY DATE HAD TO GIVE ME THE HEIMLICH
HE CLEARLY THOUGHT THE BOTTOM OF MY RIBCAGE WAS MUCH HIGHER
#NOTBUYINGIT >> QUESTION, DO WE HAVE TO STAY
AT OUR ASSIGNED TABLES >> YEAH, DEBBIE, WHY DON'T YOU
GO SAY HI TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM?
>> OKAY. HEY, GUYS, CONGRATS.
THE WEDDING WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MY GIFT, THOUGH
HERE, OPEN IT. I MADE A DONATION IN YOUR NAME
TO MY FAVORITE CHARITY >> OH, A $25 DONATION TO POUNCE
FOR A CURE >> YES
>> A CURE FOR WHAT >> NO, NO, DON'T ASK THAT.
>> FELINE AIDS IT'S THE NUMBER ONE KILLER OF
DOMESTIC CATS. [ MEOW ]
>> HEY, DEBBIE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SERVING THE ENTREE, WHY
DON'T YOU GO SIT DOWN AND STUFF YOUR MOUTH WITH GOOD FOOD.
>> OKAY, GUYS, ENJOY >> YES
I'M READY FOR THIS FEAST >> THESE MASHED POTATOES LOOK
LIKE HEAVEN. >> AFTER WE EAT, I VOTE WE GET A
LINE DANCE GOING >> HEY, SPEAKING OF VOTING, HOW
DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT TRUMP [ SAD TROMBONE ]
[ SAD TROMBONE ] [ SAD TROMBONE ]
>> HEY, GUYS, I JUST CAUGHT THE BOUQUET.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVES FLOWERS? HONEY BEES, TOO BAD THEY'RE ON
THEIR WAY OUT. [ SAD TROMBONE ]
♪ NO YOU CAN'T STOP DEBBIE DOWNER ♪