there's an article that came outta love north korea
state media which I know is like saying there's an article that came out of
satan's asshole after he had diarrhea
but the article is quite possibly
the most racist thing in human history
like I said before the break this shit makes Clive in bundy
look like a civil rights leader so Matt will Steen and me i
writes quote most articles published by North Korea's
state-run news agency are translated
into English but not this one this week blogger
Josh standin' uncovered a racist screed posted
on May 2nd by the Korean Central News Agency that uses a wide variety
a viciously racist terms to describe President Barack
Obama so here are some of the lines
from that peace ladies and gentleman buckle up quote
its certain that Obama has slipped out love the body
up a monkey and he should live
as a monkey in an African natural zoo
licking the breadcrumbs thrown by spectators
he is a crossbreed which is
unclear blood and he still has the figure of monkey
while the human race has evolved through millions
over years jam man
look it's hard to get me to be like Cooper
patriotic in like defend America
100 percent like its my son or something
but I'm about to do that right now I mean
North curry is gonna talk shit North look
America has been we have many problems that's a given but compared to north
korea
we are positively utopian
now supposedly a milder version of the same article
which translated into English by the North Korean media
this one calling Obama a quote wicked black monkey
so as you can see it softer he's just a wicked black monkey so
look here's the thing why am I even bothered to talk about this because we
all know that North Korea is crazy
right well the reason why I brought it up
is because at this one gigantic chunk I've
irony that I couldn't get outta my head that I think it's worth
mentioning north korea
if you're really think about it is the last country
on earth that functions most
like a bunch of fuckin monkeys I mean that I mean that
I'm not just saying that is like a you know a put down in like %ah let's go
after them and fuck damage is like being disrespectful don't think about it
seriously
north korea is it's like
us d religion like you have keen
Kim Jong hoon is a godly figure before was Kim Jong
ill and this whole family has been passed down
they're viewed is only semi human all the propaganda that comes outta there
and it's like all he shot a $20 for 18 holes of golf for whatever what this was
about Kim Jong Il
I mean bitches all stop this totally shamelessly made up
he cures diseases and does all these things and that mentality and that kind
of system where
there's in no education its all propaganda your whole life
is just you have to do exactly what the dear leader says
and the entire country is starving there's nothing but poverty on a fucking
electricity
okay but meanwhile this this parity
other human being that's the king that's the leader that's the dictator
he's got everything he's ever wanted you know they imported tremendous amount of
Tennessee they had these
movie theaters they have the internet meanwhile it's banned in the rest of the
country
he kills his uncle because it's on girl ankle dare to disagree with him on
certain things
n why is that exactly like like monkeys
it's a system known as dominance hierarchy
where you have older person with the guns and the might
they are the strongest one day or the leader let's all fallen on Inge's do
exactly what they say and not question it in
and let's tell stories about how great the leader is in all this stuff
a system where you have a central leader
who rules like an idiot and who is it idiot and he's no better than anybody
else but he has this grasp on the population because he's dishes
because he's brutal okay that's like a fuckin monkey
that's like monkeys that kind of a system is very very primitive
okay say what you want a min agree Winston Churchill quote about democracy
is the worst form of government except all others
say what you want about america and there's a lot to say say what you want
about
Europe and all the other modern industrial nations Australia me we go
down a list Canada
we all have our problems we all have our faults but were not fuckin north korea
we are a lot more evolved to
right and advanced but meanwhile what's he saying
all look at these americans look at Obama he's like a monkey he's not
evolved not advanced
says the person with the most brutal repressive grotesque
idiotic government on planet Earth
like at the reason why I I find a story amazing is that
you're guilty everything that youre saying about Obama
like you're you're you're the one that's acting like a monkey you're the one
that's like
and by the way lil literally people from North Korea because they're malnourished
their shorter than people from South Korea and from the industrialized world
their shorter they are smaller bone structures so they're literally d
evolved
but he's gonna write an article and in North Korea to get 200 yell bombing is
devolved
he's like he's like any be like a monkey here
like you back God they're so stupid hurts man there's the Hermit Kingdom