[CREEPY MUSIC]
LEO: Just look sexy, please.
THERESA: Come on.
LEO: You always look sexy.
[CAMERA SNAP] God, I'm so happy I married you.
THERESA: [CHUCKLING]
[CAMERA SNAPPING]
LEO: What are they going to do to me in there?
THERESA: If you stop taking pictures and come inside,
we can find out.
Oh, this place is amazing.
LEO: Do you think we're still going to want to bang
each other when we're 80?
[CAMERA SNAPPING] THERESA: Uh, you better.
Otherwise, I'm going to leave your ass.
Admit it, I'm the best you've ever had.
Actually, there was this one guy--
Shut up, shut up.
You are so sexy.
Let's go inside.
Last stop on the haunted honeymoon tour.
Better make it good.
[KISS]
(SINGING CREEPILY) Here comes the bride.
Oh my god.
[GIGGLING]
Built in 1908, Briarcliff Manor
was the largest tuberculosis ward on the East Coast.
46,000 people died here.
Do you think it's haunted?
They shuttled the bodies out through an underground tunnel
called the death chute.
We should totally do it in the death chute.
Oh my god, you are so demented.
I love you.
What are we going to tell our kids about the honeymoon?
Tell them the truth.
We visited the 12 most haunted places in America
and screwed our brains out in every single one.
Or that mommy's a horror freak and daddy lives
to make mommy happy.
He does.
[HEAVY PANTING]
Come on, let's keep exploring.
All right.
We've got an hour before sunset.
Let's make it quick.
The Catholic Church bought this place
in '62 and turned it into a sanitarium
for the criminally insane.
Legend has it that once you were committed at Briarcliff,
you never got out.
Their most famous resident was a serial killer named--
--Bloody Face.
Say "Bloody Face."
Bloody Face.
LEO: Theresa!
You've got to see this.
Get in here.
[CHUCKLING] Tie me down.
I'm sick, Doctor.
Can you help me?
I don't know.
You seem to have a very bad case of morbid erotomania.
[GASPING]
Ready for your injection?
What is that?
What is that? Let's go find out.
- No, no, no, no-- - Come on.
Come on. No, come on.
Let's go. - You're killing me.
I promise I'll make it up to you.
Come on. - No, you swear coming back.
Promise me we're coming back. - I promise.
OK.
Maybe it's Bloody Face.
Maybe it's just old pipes.
You could totally put it in my ass right now.
Wow.
I can't see anything.
Hey, take it easy, take it easy.
What?
Are you scared, pussy?
[CHUCKLING]
I can't--
[GASP]
What?
Oh, you are such a prick.
You are such a prick.
Speaking of which--
No, I want to know what's in there.
Do it again and I'll blow you.
[SCOFF]
Give me your phone.
[CLICK]
[ZIP]
[CREAKING]
[BANG]
Ow.
Fucking junk!
Ah!
[SCREAM]