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december twenty second
and uh...
respects the i think it really i mean holding an upside down i just realized
this
sexual okay
that it goes but uh...
i don't think that's relevant upside down or not i think it tonight how do
you know what we know what it is exactly
so i finally got video of with u_s_a_ pat down of mine alec baldwin and i was
really giving the airline airport world
a run for their money in the last week
uh... i'm not going to
stoop to alec baldwin's level and on saturday night live to parity my video
in my incident involving airports and airlines just so you know i'm not going
to be doing
okay louise doesn't care
uh... so i had this newsletter bradley international airport you've been there
right listen you've never been subjected to a pat down never
never not even once now
and you never been subjected to the porno scam
right okay
so the plan was basically so here's what happened
i knew i was going to be opting out of the planners that came friend film first
film that's ok on hand you my phone you'll go through first security camera
she didn't shoot for some reason she would be a metal detector and i i i was
chosen i was they weren't using the scanner they turned it on just for me
apparently
and i stepped on an interest in that
the pat down is about to start now mind you i've had a lot of these pat downs at
this point
a lot i'd say five
in the last year
and they're all very invasive beige
stick their hands in my parents they shake out my pants
their their brother ng my the rubbing my body that's
they are running their hands up the front of my my legs and on the
resistance is met
their airing out just about everybody part that you can you know all sorts of
stuff
ache several minutes afterwards they check their hands for explosives in a
machine a lot of stuff goes on apec
this one was not like that and i'm gonna play the video for you now this is the
video
the voice you will hear is
easier t_s_ aged start to tell my girlfriend not to record that i'd just i
didn't tell her
if i told them that this could have happened she wouldn't have agreed to
record the so i just said its legal which it is
and just kind of stay out of the way it is the only thing that the problem is if
your interfering with the pat right right and a guy starts saying to her i
would really rather you not film at and she visited a says it's a legal it's
legal it's legal and and that's what goes on and you'll see me at one point
kind of say film it from over there because i didn't realize as they were
calling a supervisor on me
that she was kind of in the way of where people are coming out of the of the
metal detector area
and i was thinking it's possible that the argument could be made that
interference of something
let's go right to the video curious
a hut
there were
but this is a year man we would prefer that you know videotape that if you
don't mind it just in case that you came here is that the what's happened
is
the
panel
defused of fire so far far its content
thing
lauren second voice
men do not take a picture
that's a now we've got a second uh... so now we have the guy doing the pat down
as you can see here
he's leaning down at his supervisor right note that date the first guide
says he's getting a supervisor the second icons overstay mam mam mam please
don't film that other while this
skied down you'll have to see the video of this seems to be doing something in
kind of meant by that we gypsies bending down behind me
we seem to be doing their list
looking for a for treasurer ok so then we continue and then the supervisor
comes over that that's the fourth person involved
plus the guy that wonders into the shot the simply just try to block the shots
or up to five t_s_ agency in
hard man
everywhere are
the
died
within i really just came over and said through the camera ops that this is
supervising
now people have been asking me they've been emailing and look by the way i look
at this shopping
that's quite the shaft definite
the guys seeming to be analyzing my shoes at this point so at this point the
supervisor comes over and i say to the guy
uh... listen
i made sure that it's legal to record this is legal to record this i have a
phone number and all of the information and it this is legal to record there's
no way around friendly guy kinda gives me a we're looking for clearly irritated
with me at this point and he says i decide
actually it's very clear when i look this up that if if as long as they're
not interfering
you don't decide it's just legal to record were in public
and the guy says to me
that may be true but it's my call
not that you were actually doing anything wrong right now but if i didn't
want you to record it it would be my call
just kind of a hail mary throwing out there and i said uh... it's legal to
record
and and he kind of try to block amie from going to my date and then i just
said uh...
is there anything else and he was just kind of looking uh... looking over and
and i think may be thinking about asking for my phone
he didn't
and he just kind of stepped out of the way and said uh...
i would rather you know record of the future
so could have been a lot worse good works but you know what
they're really wanted to have this is the least invasive pat down i've ever
had i've never had a pat down like think it was just because it is being film i
do think some of the guy didn't he didn't uh... a shake my pants out he
didn't uh... uh... kind of squeeze but it in any way you just kind of use the
back of his hand
uh... it was very very different than prior prior pat
maybe he was just
secondary patrons want to get it over with her to go