LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS THE EMMY
AWARD-WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT,"
"TOY STORY 4," AND "VEEP."
PLEASE WELCOME TONY HALE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: DID I GET SOMETHING ON YOU?
>> GOT SOME DUST ON MY PANTS!
EXCUSE ME!
>> Stephen: I'M SO SORRY.
WOW.
>> STEPHEN'S FRIENDS, HOW ARE YOU?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS, TOO, TONY EVERYBODY
LOVES TONY HALE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
>> SO NICE.
>> Stephen: ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE HAD YOU HERE WAS WHEN WE HAD THE
ENTIRE CAST OF "VEEP" ON TO CELEBRATE THE FINALE OF THE
GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME.
MAYBE THE TRUEST TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME.
>> THAT IS SAD.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HEAR WHAT BUTTIGIEG SAID?
>> I DID NOT.
>> Stephen: HE SAID, ONE OF THE FASCINATING THING ABOUT
BEING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL IS I FOUND OUT THAT "VEEP" IS TRUE TO
LIFE.
>> OH!
( LAUGHTER ) HE SHOULDN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD.
>> Stephen: YES.
YEAH.
>> IT WAS LIKELY SAD.
IT'S SAD TO SAY GOOD BUY TO THAT SHOW BECAUSE WE ALL LIKE EACH
OTHER A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
>> Stephen: SURE.
WE BECAME KIND OF A FAMILY, AND, SO, IT'S SAD.
>> Stephen: SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU WERE
NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY.
>> IT'S NICE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'M SO STUNNED BY IT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU, LIKE, WAKE UP AND GO IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN?
ARE YOU SIT BIG THE PHONE AND WAITING FOR PEOPLE?
>> I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS GOING TO COME
OUT THE DAY AFTER IT DID, AND I GOT A TEXT FROM JULIA SAYING
CONGRATS, AND I HAD THAT PARANOIA -- I ALWAYS ERASE MY
TEXTONS MY PHONE SO I HAD PARANOIA THAT MY TEXT EXCHANGE
TALKED ABOUT SOMETHING SHE WAS REFERRING TO SO I TEXTED BACK
THANKS AND I WOKE UP TO IT.
>> Stephen: THE FINALE OF "VEEP," THE LAST TIME WE SEE
YOU, IT'S 24 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.
>> YES, AND SHE DOES HAVING VERY BAD TO ME.
>> Stephen: SHE DOES.
SHE'S NOT NICE TO YOU.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: JUST THAT ONE EPISODE.
( LAUGHTER ) AND THEY AGED YOU FOR 24 YEARS
FROM NOW.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> Stephen: AND THEY PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THAT.
HOW DID YOU FEEL?
WAS IT EXCITING TO SEE YOURSELF OLD OR DID YOU LIKE IT?
>> I FELT AMAZING.
NO, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT, FIRST OF ALL --?
THIS IS EVEN CLOSE UP, LOOK HOW FANTASTIC A JOB THOSE MAKEUP
ARTISTS DID.
THAT WAS AMAZING WORK, THESE ARTISTS.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YEAH.
ACTUALLY, I MEAN, I WAS KIND OF -- I THINK I EVEN FOUND GOOD
LIGHTING FOR THAT PHOTO.
BUT I THOUGHT I LOOKED OKAY, AND THEN MY DAUGHTER, HAVE YOU HEARD
OF THIS FaceApp?
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
O WE WERE IN THE CAR AND SHE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?
>> YEAH, THIS IS WHAT THE FaceApp SAYS I LOOK LIKE IN 30
YEARS.
HOLD ON THERE'S TWO.
NO, NO, THIS ONE.
>> Stephen: THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS IS YOU.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT.
THIS IS YOU MAKEUP, OKAY, AND THIS IS WHAT THE FaceApp SAYS
YOU LOOK LIKE.
>> EXCUSE ME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY.
I WAS FEELING KIND OF GOOD ABOUT MYSELF RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE.
AND THEN I TURNED INTO A FIG.
LOOK AT THAT, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE NICE ROSY CHEEKS.
>> Stephen: HE REALLY DOES.
I'M NOT SURE I WOULD WANT TO SEE THIS GUY COMING OUT OF THE
DARKNESS AT ME.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> YOU KNOW WHEN THE APPLES GET REALLY ROTTEN AND THEY MAKE
PEOPLE OUT OF THEM.
>> Stephen: YEAH, CAVER AN APPLE, LIVE IT IN THE SAUNA AND
SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
WANT TO SEE ME?
COME ON, THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S DISTINGUISHED.
>> FIRST OF ALL, LET'S JUST COMPARE THE TWO.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
AND THIS IS -- I DON'T KNOW, HE'S OFF THE EARTH, ALREADY.
>> Stephen: HOW SAD.
HOW SAD.
>> BUT FUN.
BUT FUN.
>> Stephen: NOW, OF COURSE, WE -- A LOT OF US GOT TO KNOW
YOU ON "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT."
FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU ALREADY GOT SOME EMMYS, RIGHT?
>> WELL, I WAS VERY -- I WAS THANKFUL -- FOR "VEEP" I DID.
I JUST HAD A STROKE.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
SO YOU GOT TWO EMMYS ALREADY FOR "VEEP."
>> WHICH WAS VERY NICE.
>> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T GET ONE FOR "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT," YOU
WERE ROBBED.
YOU ALSO MADE YOUR LIVING, KEPT THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR AS WE SAY
BY DOING COMMERCIALS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND WE HAVE A COMMERCIAL RIGHT HERE OF YOU, I
BELIEVE.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> THIS IS JUST A NIGHT OF EMBARRASSMENT.
>> YOU KNOW, WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER.
BUT I FOUND SOMETHING NEW AND MORE EXCITING.
AND IT SATISFIES ME IN A WAY I NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THAT APP ACTUALLY MAKES YOU
LOOK YOUNGER, TOO.
>> Stephen: YES.
THAT'S HOW I LOOK.
>> Stephen: I CHOSE THIS OUT OF JEALOUSY.
THERE'S NO TAPE LIKE THAT OF ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER BECAUSE I
COULD NOT GET ARRESTED.
WHAT WAS THE AUDITIONING PROCESS LIKE FOR YOU?
>> I MEAN, I WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS KIND OF THE QUIRKY GUY WHO'S NOT
ALL THERE.
WHICH HAS CONTINUED ON INTO MY ENTIRE CAREER.
BOP IT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN.
THE AUDITION PROCESS, I MEAN, YOU REMEMBER, YOU KIND OF GO IN
AND THERE ARE, LIKE, ALL THESE GUYS THAT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU,
AND I DID HAVE ONE REALLY KIND OF EMBARRASSING MOMENT.
I REMEMBER GOING OUT FOR A CAR COMMERCIAL AND I WAS SUPPOSED
TO -- THEY SAID, OKAY, YOU GO SOMETHING AND SLIDE ACROSS THE
CAR AND I THOUGHT, OH, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT A STEP OVER AND GRAB
THIS TABLE AND SLIDE ACROSS THE TABLE IN THE AUDITION ROOM, AND
I'M, LIKE, I'M GOING TO SET MYSELF APART, SO I SLID ACROSS
THE TABLE, RIPPED MY PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN, AND IT WAS THAT
KIND OF MOMENT WHERE THEY KNEW WHAT HAPPENED AND I KNEW WHAT
HAPPENED AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING.
AND SO I JUST WALKED OUT AND I SAID, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND IT WAS HOT OUTSIDE SO I DIDN'T HAVE A COAT TO WRAP
AROUND MY WASTE AND I WALKED BY THE OTHER GUYS AUDITIONING AND I
WAS, LIKE, GOOD LUCK, MAN, GOOD LUCK.
GOOD LUCK, MAN.
>> Stephen: WITH YOUR BUTT JUST HANGING OUT IN THE BACK IS
THIS.
>> WELL, I HAD UNDERWEAR ON, THANKFULLY.
BUT MY LILY WHITE LEGS WERE FREELY OUT.
AND I COULDN'T TAKE A CAB BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
MONEY, SO I JUST WALKED ON THE SUBWAY AND I WAS JUST SHOWING MY
WEARS TO NEW YORK CITY.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU -- I DIDN'T GET THE JOB, A,
BUT THE SAD THING IS YOU KNEW IT WAS BAD BECAUSE THEY SENT ME A
GIFT CARD TO BANANA REPUBLIC.
>> Stephen: OH!
WELL GOOD LUCK AT THE EMMYS.
SEE YOU OUT THERE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: TONY HALE, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY NILUÜFER YANYA!