-Welcome back, everybody.
I'm here with Bryan Cranston!
[ Cheering and applause ] Yeah!
Congrats on "Your Honor."
-Thank you. -It's on Showtime, Showtime streaming.
You know, but a lot a lot of people don't know about this,
but years ago, you and I starred in a German soap opera together.
-Well, we were just starting out, yeah.
-Yeah, Bryan, yeah, of course.
Do you remember the name? -Oh, God, of course I remember.
I mean, it was, um --
"Das Beats of Ze Heart."
[ Laughter ] "Das Beats of Ze Heart."
-That's right. For those who haven't seen it,
"Das Beats of Ze Heart" was a soap opera
about all the drama between German DJs at the time.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah. -And it only lasted
a short while.
-Some would say too short, really.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah. Some.
It's very hard to find a clip all over the --
We scoured the Internet. -[ Exhales forcefully ]
-But we do have a clip from the first episode.
-Do you really? -Is this unbelievable?
-Oh, my God, I'd love to see it. -When's the last time
[ Laughter ] you've seen it?
-Since we did it, all that, you know, 40 --
50-some odd years ago. -Yeah. Here we go.
Here's me and Bryan Cranston
in "Das Beats of Ze Heart." Look at it.
[ Cheering and applause ] [ House music pulses ]
♪♪
-Oh, ja, dis beat is absolutely out of control, yeah.
♪ Unt unt unt unt ♪
♪ Unt unt unt unt ♪ -Oh, ja.
-♪ Unt unt ♪
[ Cheering and applause ]
Jorgen, this beat goes
way too crazy hard.
-Horst, I was put on zis Earth for one reason --
to drop insane beats that go --
♪ Unt unt unt unt ♪
-No, the people, they cannot handle that!
They should be vibing to a beat that goes --
♪ Woop woop woop ♪
♪ Weeeeep ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ Woop woop woop ♪
♪ Weeeeep ♪ is so last year!
This collab right here is donezo!
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
♪♪
I've been meaning to tell you something.
I'm starting my next collab
with a hot new DJ named Heinrich von Beats.
-Ha! Ha!
Don't make me laugh!
[ Laughter ]
-Why?
-Because Heinrich von Beats is me.
♪♪
Look.
[ House music pulses ]
-What?!
[ Cheering and applause ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ] -Wow! That's --
[ Cheering and applause ]
That is so strange. -Yeah.
-What happened here? -I love it?
I love it. I was -- I was getting ready to --
-You're going to dance. -I thought the clip was going to be longer.
-Yes. That's nice. -So, I was going to take my jacket off.
But sometimes, yeah, I just try to do that
[ Laughter ] when I cozy up. -It's just a comfort blanket.
-Are we going to play a clip? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-It was such a great show, though.
-Really. -So many twists.
There are so many beats. -Yo, in fact,
that was the motto of the show, was,
"For every twist, there's a beat," remember?
[ Laughter ] -Your hair looks great. -Does it?
-I think the air conditioning is a little high.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, yeah, a little high.
-Blowing your hair around.
But things got even crazier -- I don't know
if you remember this -- in Episode 2.
-Oh, man, do I ever remember Episode 2.
But that's so weird because
that's also known as the Lost Episode.
-That actually is the Lost Episode.
But weirdly, actually, James Cameron found it
[ Laughter ] when
he was doing research on a new "Titanic," uh, bonus feature.
-He found it under the ocean? -Under the ocean.
It was buried. It sunk to the bottom of the ocean.
-Wow! That's deep. -And we found it.
Here's a clip of Episode 2 of "Das Beats of Ze Heart."
[ Cheering and applause ]
♪♪
-Oh, ja!
[ Cheering and applause ]
This beat is straight nastiness.
♪ Unt unt unt unt ♪
♪ Unt unt unt ♪ -Horst, it's time to commence
another collab.
What fat tracks should we blast?
-Ah.
Well, let's go...
[ Cheering and applause ]
I love the part that goes --
♪ Womp womp womp ♪
♪ Eeraaaaah ♪
[ Laughter ] No, no. Let's do --
[ Laughs ] Let's do -- [ Laughter ]
Let's do...
[ Laughter ] It actually is insane. It goes like --
♪ Unt unt unt unt ♪
♪ Wee wee wee ♪ -Oh, nein!
[ Cheering ] Nein!
Nein, that track is not on fire at all.
-Well, you are fired.
From our collab.
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
-Well, good.
Because I'm starting a new collab
with mein long lost son.
-Well, guess what.
I am your long lost son.
[ Cheering and applause ] [ House music pulses ]
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[ Whistling ]
♪♪
-Wow. -That's unbelievable.
-It's incredible. Incredible stuff and incredible
that we got canceled after three episodes.
-I know. After seeing that clip, can you imagine
us being canceled? -[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ] I thought the acting was good,
almost too real. -It was fantastic. I mean --
And both -- And you know what happened --
they banned us in Germany. We're not allowed
to ever return to that country.
[ Laughter ] -Well, they said --
they said that they'd lift the ban,
if we return the third episode to them,
so that they can destroy it.
-I think that's a good idea.
-And, before we're going to do that,
we're going to show the clip of the third and final episode
-Oh, my God. -of "Das Beats of Ze Heart."
Look at this.
[ Cheering and applause ]
♪♪
-Oh, ja! [ Cheering and applause ]
[ Whistling ] The whole club is vibing
to my freaky-ass thumps and thrusts.
♪ Unt unt unt unt ♪
-♪ Unt unt unt ♪
-Jorgen, I've come to do collaboring
with my long lost son again.
[ Laughter ] -Ja, we will be the most fire father-son DJ duo
since the boom Boom Boys.
-Well, I can't believe this is our life!
-What do you mean?
This is not our lives.
Because I am in a coma.
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
And this is my coma fantasy.
[ Laughter ] -Well, guess what.
You're not in coma.
We're actually in ze Metavershe.
[ Cheering and applause ] [ House music pulses ]
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[ Whistling ]
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-Gosh.
That was --
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Oof! -That was ahead of its time.
-Oh, yes! -I think.
Yes. My thanks to Bryan Cranston, everybody.
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