- [Keith] Hey Kari we're doing it again.
- [Kari] Hey Keith.
- [Keith] What a year it's been so far, huh?
- [Kari] It's been a crazy year.
- [Keith] Lot of things that are real,
lot of things that aren't, and I don't know the difference,
but you are the head of research for
BuzzFeed Videos so you got to know.
- [Kari] I mean I can look it up, I don't know
everything, but I know how to look it all up.
- [Keith] Kari knows, lets' do it.
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- [Kari] So the first thing that's been pretty crazy,
apparently Sean Spicer, the new Press Sercretay for Trump
- [Keith] Voice of the White house,
man who speaks for everyone
- [Kari] For some.
- [Keith] Great
- [Kari] Apparently he chews and swallows 35 pieces
of gum everyday before noon.
- [Keith] Wait hold on. Everyday before noon?
- [Kari] That's what this headline says.
But if you look back to the original source,
which was a profile on the Washington Post last year...
- [Keith] You're gonna tell me this is true?
- [Kari] It seems like fake news, but it's real.
Everyday he chews and swallows two and a half packs by noon
of Orbit Cinnamon gum.
- [Keith] And his doctor's like whatever,
do whatever you want man.
What does that look like in your stomach?
- [Kari] I don't know.
- [Keith] I want to know if like when he poops at 2 pm
if he's pooping an entire poop made of gum,
and I want to know what a poop made of gum looks like.
Ned, come here. I got all these packs of Orbit gum.
I need you to chew up two and a half packs, that's 35 pieces
and then spit them out so I can see what it looks like.
Alright, Ned's chewing up the gum, what else we got?
- [Ned Offscreen] It's a little spicy already, Keith.
(laughing)
- [Kari] So the other thing that happened recently,
in his first press conference after the inauguration,
he said the inauguration had the "largest audience
to ever witness an inauguration period
both in person and around the globe."
Which everyone immediately was like that's not true
because we have these pictures
- [Keith] Look at this photograph!
I'm so glad I got that in.
- [Kari] You did it.
- [Keith] But it's true, look at these photographs.
- [Kari] Yeah, so the first one is from Obama's first
inauguration, and the bottom one is from Trump's
inauguration, and both pictures were taken by the
associated press which is an un-biased news source.
- [Keith] How do we know who they associated with Kari?
- [Kari] Whoa, deep question.
- [Keith] I don't know.
- [Kari] They give news to everyone,
on both sides left and right.
- [Keith] That's nice. Well maybe those are just
shirtless white people. That's just the glare of their
bodies on the camera and they're actually there.
There's tons of people there, they're just so densely
packed and shirtless that it looks
like there's nobody there.
- [Kari] I mean, I don't have anything that says otherwise.
- [Keith] There you go.
- [Kari] No one has mentioned shirtless white people
in any of the news sources I've read.
In the second press conference he followed it up saying
"When you add up all of the attendance, viewership,
total audience in terms of tablets, phones, on television...
All the various live streaming that we have information
on so far, it was the largest watched inauguration ever."
- [Keith] You know, it's probably true,
there's more streaming services out there than there were
four years ago, and he just didn't word it correctly,
which you know whatever. But he's chewing all that gum,
and his mouth's so hot, he probably
just can't articulate words super well. I get that you know.
- [Kari] I mean, it's kind of his job to be articulating
things clearly though, he's the Press Secretary.
- [Ned] I agree with Kari on this one.
- [Kari] So I guess the last thing that's pretty crazy is
apparently Sean Spicer has a grudge with Dippin' Dots.
- [Keith] The ice cream of the future?
- [Kari] He's been tweating for years that Dippin' Dots
is not the ice cream of the future.
In 2011 he repeated "I think I have said this before but
Dippin' Dots are not the ice cream of the future."
Even after this 2011 tweat,
he actually tweated in September 2015
- [Keith] "If Dippin' Dots was truly the ice cream
of the future they would not have run out of
vanilla cc at the nationals."
Wait at the nationals? Was he trying to buy vanilla
Dippin' Dots? Who buys Vanilla Dippin' Dots?
Sean you're losing your credibility. When you hate
a thing you don't go buy it. When was this invented?
- [Kari] Dippin' Dots?
- [Keith] Yeah Dippin' Dots.
- [Kari] It was founded in 1988 by
a microbiologist named Curt Jones.
- [Keith] 1988 is not the future.
- [Kari] No it's kind of the past.
- [Keith] I think Spice was right.
He's right, it's not the future.
- [Kari] Should we check back in with Ned?
- [Keith] Oh yeah, Ned?
If you could try to with your mouth, shape it into a piece
of poop and then just poop it onto this
paper I'd appreciate that.
- [Ned] Okay.
- [Keith] Imagine this is Sean Spicer's butt around 2 pm.
Great, great, almost out, and (plop) dropped.
- [Kari] Oh my God.
- [Keith] Wow that's so much gum.
- [Ned] It kind of looks like he pooped out a tongue.
- [Keith] Well Ned, what did you learn from this?
Do you think you would have trouble articulating
correctly some things in big press conferences after this?
- [Ned] It makes sense why he
doesn't always speak correctly.
- [Keith] Great, so everything Spice was wrong about,
totally excusable, it's all Orbit's fault. I will
now tweat at Orbit's, they are not the gum of the
administration and they should stay out of Spicer's mouth.
- [Kari] I think we learned a lot
about him as a person today.
- [Keith] Yeah, his diet is extraordinary.
Alright well, until next time, I'm Keith.
- [Kari] I'm Kari.
- [Keith] And Ned just burped real bad.
- [Kari] That's disgusting.
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