- I'm Natalie.
- I'm Chantel.
- And I'm Chris.
We're trying to find Chantel a man.
- Is this the actual or...
- I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
- Okay, okay. Oh. Sorry. Barnacles, barnacles.
- I feel like you can tell a lot about a guy
just based on his credit card statement.
- I agree.
- It's financial responsibility.
We could be a little bit flexible on that though.
You know cause like we're in New York city. We're young.
- So financial responsibility and
balling out on passionate things.
- Exactly.
- That's what we want.
- Are we good?
- [Man] Just be like a little bit, yeah.
- Yeah. You just sit, or just, you know
- Just sit on her lap.
- These are like my friends. Just, you know what?
We're just gonna like do this.
So one, are you paying the bills bro?
But are you also turning up?
Because life is all about balance.
- Natalie and I are gonna help Chantel figure
out who she wants to go on a date with
based on two guys' credit card statements.
Do you think a credit card statement's
a good way to screen someone for dating?
- It might be a good way to screen someone out for dating.
- Yeah.
- I don't know if it's a great way to screen someone in
- So you can look for red flags, but once you filter
out the red flags it's really anyone's game, right?
- Yeah.
- What do you think your credit
card statement says about you?
- It says I'm a wholesome person who likes alcohol.
- What are you expecting to see today?
- Probably get judged very hard.
You could think really whatever you want could,
it could be like Uber, you know.
It could be gas for driving.
It could be, it could be anything.
So there was a Supreme in there, you know, so
that they might see if you know what it is like oh, okay.
He got some swag cause that's kind of one of those.
Like if you know, you know, kind of thing,
- You're for the culture.
- A hundred percent for the culture.
It's what we do it for.
If you got a credit card, you know, you're somewhat focused.
At least you trying to look like
you're trying and build your credit.
- Or you like taking on too much debt.
- Right, right, yeah.
- All right. So this is dude, number one.
This is his credit card statement
from March 15th to April 13th.
Wait, first of all, if you look at his total
statement
- Okay.
- His balance was $5,000. So he spent
- In a month, okay.
- about $5,000 in a month.
- Well, that probably means he has a really
high credit limit.
So I respect that, dude.
He has good credit, you know?
- Or he's way past his limit.
- Yeah.
- Or
- We need to see the credit score, too
- All right, all right, let's see.
- to get like the full visibility
- He went to a place called Nooooodz
with like five o's.
You know, he a little quirky.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, quirky.
- Whoa quirky?
- Not terrible.
- He also went to a place called Sauced
and he spent $40 there.
Do you think for $40 he got sauced at Sauced?
- No doubt. Yeah.
- No doubt without a question.
- No, he spends a lot of time in
Brooklyn and I like that, dude because
Brooklyn people are so dope like
- It's a bit of a blanket statement, but yeah.
- That's right.
- He spends a lot of time, probably cause I live there.
- Whole Food.
How much did he spend at Whole Foods? $40?
I like a man that goes to Whole Foods.
- The Whole Foods is the way to get them, bro.
- Whole Foods is key.
- The Whole Foods is the way to get them.
- Whole Foods is key.
- The whole foods is the way to get them, bro.
- The closest grocery store is key.
- Oh wait, hold up. He went to Fig19.
_ Oh!
- What is
- Guys, if you don't know what Fig19 is, like you suck.
- The finest establishment in New York City.
- The fact that they know that
- I'm putting it on my calendar.
- It's like a speak easy designed specifically
for people our age who are into nineties bangers.
- Yeah, okay.
- So he's pretty outgoing so far.
- Okay. He went to Sushi by M and, and put his card down.
I love that. He put his card down for Omakase.
- I lost a bet to my roommate, so I had to buy him sushi.
- They don't know that, they don't know that.
- You put your card down in their eyes.
- I put my card down.
- They don't have to know that.
- The Sushi by M transaction is $334.
I'm a Sushi by M fan.
Shout out to Sushi by M.
I love you guys.
- He goes to Sauced a lot.
- What is Sauced?
- Dude, I would like to know as well.
- What is Sauced?
- I've been sauced, but I don't know if I've been to Sauced.
- It's a wine bar.
- Definitely getting sauced at Sauced, bro.
- Definitely getting sauced at Sauced.
That's the running joke.
- Is this like the M like the subway?
- Yeah, he's doing the tap on the Metro.
So he takes the subway.
- He loves taking the subway.
- That means he's financially responsible
cause he's not Uber-ing everywhere.
Like if I was sauced at Sauced, would you call us an Uber
or would you make me take the subway
for forty minutes to Brooklyn?
Cause it seems like you live in Brooklyn.
You have a Peacock subscription.
No one has a Peacock subscription.
- Why they coming at Peacock?
- Damn, they're roasting.
They're roasting real.
Yeah, they play soccer games on there.
- It's a sports app.
- He doesn't care to do what everyone else is doing.
He's doing his own thing.
- He's a little off the beaten path.
I like that.
Do you think he's a hipster?
- Would you consider yourself a hipster?
- I feel like that term has been
put through the washing machine.
I don't know.
I don't think that's even the right phrase.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess, reluctantly.
- Reluctantly.
- Yeah.
- Does the number of transactions here
say anything about him?
- Big baller.
- But I didn't see anything
that was ridiculously expensive though.
- A casual baller.
- Right, exactly, I take the subway.
That's what I'm saying.
- Oh he got the Amex.
The Amex Platinum.
- Told you he balls.
I see you.
He likes the finer things in life,
but also like the chiller things in life.
- Oh shit he subscribed to the New York Times.
- Oh
- Educated.
- Okay
- Oh smart
- Interesting.
- He said current events.
- Oh wait he had Turbo Tax.
- He did his taxes, I like that.
- He did it on March 26th.
He's way ahead of schedule, right?
- That's crazy.
- That's impressive.
- You do your taxes yet?
- Oh yeah, been.
- Yeah, yeah
- Been.
- For sure, for sure.
Yeah, well, I was on it.
- Couple of guys who do our taxes.
- Yeah, actually, dude this is not
financially irresponsible enough for me.
- They're saying that you're not balling out.
Why are you not balling out?
- Yeah.
- I need like more crazy purchases.
- There's no bust down on here.
- Like why yeah, no bust downs, no like
- There's no Maru, there's no Dang.
- No Maru, no like thousand dollar bottle at the club.
I appreciate this, but like
where is the financial irresponsibility.
- But so far who is this guy?
How are you feeling about him?
Do you wanna go on a date with him?
- I like Brooklyn Boy.
- I would say his brand is like understated, opulence.
Like he's like low key, but he's like
kind of a baller, is my take on it
- Like a modest baller
- A modest
- A modest baller, I like that
- He's the type to buy like designer items
with no logos on them.
- Yeah.
- Low key baller.
- Low key baller, that's good
- You're low key, but you're a baller.
- I like low key baller.
You don't wanna be high key about anything, you know?
- I agree, I agree.
- All right
- All right so
- All right, Brooklyn Boy
- Overall, you're feeling this guy?
- Yeah.
- All right do you wanna move on to the next one?
- Yes.
- Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah
I'm pumped to see this.
- Oh yeah, now, I told you, I was in a little situation
- I'm pumped to see this.
so I couldn't use my cards a lot.
- Okay, okay.
- This is interesting.
- What is Union 76?
Oh, so he drives
- He drives.
- A lot
- Gasoline.
- Oh, it's gas, that's what's up.
- But it's like, prepaid though
cause like it's like $25 each time.
- He's very different.
- Oh Supreme New York.
- How much did you spend at Supreme, bro?
Okay he bought a shirt at Supreme.
I respect that.
- Was it a shirt?
- A shirt and a hat, I think
- Shirt and hat.
- The merchant category for all these transactions
except for that Supreme shirt is gasoline.
- Gas.
- So he probably doesn't live in New York maybe?
- Oh he lives in Jersey.
- There could be reasons why someone only
uses their credit card for gasoline rather than spending.
- Oh he could be one of those people
who like has a different credit card
for each like type of purchase.
- Oh okay yeah.
- So maybe so maybe this is his gas credit card.
- Oh, oh.
- Now they're cooking, thank you.
- How different do you feel this guy is
from the previous guy?
- First guy is an open book.
This guy
- This guy's more secretive, man.
It's like more mysterious
- More mysterious, wow.
- I told, look I'm on the run.
You know, that's all they know is I'm active.
- Gas and Supreme.
What an interesting combo, like I wanna know more
- Like this is like a teaser.
- Okay. You're obviously from Jersey.
Does Jersey get it popping?
This guy drives a lot.
So he has a car.
I love car drives.
And you know what someone does when they drive a lot?
- Listen to music.
- They listen to music.
- So he probably has good music tastes
and he like wears Supreme.
So like he's probably like, you know, for the culture, okay.
- You're for the culture.
- A hundred percent for the culture.
- Also, you're spending specifically $25 on gas.
Is that a little, is that a lot?
That doesn't even fill up a tank.
- But if you have a Prius,
bro, that's like almost a full tank.
- Oh, so you care about the environment, okay.
- Oh I was Prius guy?
- He filled gas twice in the same day.
- Interesting.
- What, where are you going?
- He lives in the moment.
- Like you're just
- I think on the spot, on the go.
- Yeah.
- You know, I don't need to plan ahead.
- You need $10 here, $10 here.
- He's like not loyal to any gas station.
- Yeah.
- He's not loyal.
- Oh cause I go to different gas stations.
- Oh.
- Dude, the only thing you gotta be loyal to
is your girl and your barber, that's it.
- He's the kind of guy who has like
his wallet's full of specialized credit cards.
Like he has like 12 twelve credit cards.
- She's on like the credit card hypothesis.
- When you're playing the game, dude, you gotta play to win.
I'm just not working with much here.
I like that he be driving, man.
I just like wanna know more about you.
So the other guy, the Amex Avenger
- Amex Alpha
- The Amex Alpha.
He's all over the map, man.
Like that's great because I'm all over the map.
Natalie, who should I pick?
- Ooh, tough decision.
For the purposes of entertainment,
I'm gonna say guy number two.
He could be like a loose cannon and we like that.
- Do you think my type is loose cannons?
- Oh yeah, the cannon's never tightened.
- I hate tight cannons.
If your cannon is tight, I don't want it.
- If you aim at someone and it doesn't go over there,
- You know?
- Like we don't want it.
- Yeah, if you're just shooting in one direction,
I don't like that.
You have to be all over the place.
You know, I want like bang, bang, bang.
(lively music)
- Chantel, two very surprisingly different guys.
Who do you wanna go on a date with?
- This was a very hard decision.
We're gonna go out with Amex Alpha, you know,
kind of go the safe route.
- So yeah, you picked Brian as your date.
- Hit me with this, hit me with this.
- Yo, it was a hard choice, man.
You didn't gimme much to work with.
Transparency, ay, put some text here.
Transparency is sexy.
- Period. I can't confirm that he is about the culture, so
and he is got good music taste.
- Was the breakdown correct?
Were we like pretty accurate?
- Maybe he likes driving, the culture
- The music taste.
- Yes, the music, all of that.
- Yeah, okay.
- All right so we're actually gonna cut for a bit
and I'll let you two go off on your own mini date,
and then we'll come back in and check in
and see what you wanna do after that, sound good?
(lively music)
- Brian, you didn't get to see Chantel before this.
Do you feel like credit card statements are now
like a effective way to gauge compatibility?
- I still feel the same.
I feel like it's a good way to screen people out,
but I feel like it's not a great way to screen people in.
Although I will say that their psycho-analysis is probably
above average, above average psycho analytical ability
of the credit card statement.
- What would you like, What is that out of ten?
- Maybe like an eight.
- Wow.
- Maybe like an eight, like an eight to
weave the narrative,
to weave the narrative together, you know.
- Chantel, are you satisfied with your outcome today?
- Yes, absolutely.
- Stay safe.
- Yeah, How do you end videos?
It's so awkward.
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