>>> WE NOW RETURN TO THE MR. CHICKEN LEGS PAGEANT LIVE
FROM THE GRAND BALLROOM AT THE CECIL HOTEL.
I KNOW, VERY BAD CHOICE OF VENUE BECAUSE OF THAT NETFLIX SHOW,
BUT WE BOOKED IT SO LONG AGO. ♪ THE LEGS ARE SKINNY
THIN AND MINI ♪ ♪ ONLY ONE WILL BE
MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ ♪ THE ADULT MALE
THE LEGS ARE RAILS ♪ ♪ ONLY ONE CAN BE
MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ ♪ MR. CHICKEN LEGS
WHO WILL BE ♪ ♪ MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME BACK TO THE
2021 MR. CHICKEN LEGS PAGEANT, CROWNING THE GROWN MAN WITH THE
SKINNIEST LEGS IN AMERICA. HOW ABOUT THAT DENISE POOTS,
REALLY PUTTING HER ALL INTO OUR THEME MUSIC TONIGHT.
>> YES, SIR. HOLLYWOOD CHEWED ME UP AND SPIT
ME OUT 18 YEARS AGO. TONIGHT'S MY CHANCE TO SAY, HEY,
THIS OLD PIECE OF GUM STILL GOT SOME FLAVOR SO POP ME BACK IN
YOUR MOUTH. >> THE PRODUCERS ARE HOLDING UP
A BIG SIGN WITH AN ARROW POINTING AT YOU THAT SAYS "DON'T
ENGAGE." I'M YOUR HOST TROY DUGGENS,
JOINED BY FUNNY WOMAN, MINNIE MARKO.
WHAT A NIGHT IT'S BEEN SO FAR, MINNIE.
>> YEAH. >> THE JUDGES HAVE NARROWED THE
FIELD TO JUST THREE FINALISTS AND WITH ONLY THE TALENT PORTION
REMAINING, THE STAKES COULDN'T BE HIGHER.
>> AGREED. >> THAT'S IT?
GOT NOTHING TO ADD? ALL RIGHT.
ALL GOOD. UP FIRST IS A MAGIC ACT AND IT'S
CHRIS MICHAEL DONAHUE WITH LEGS OF DECEPTION.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PREPARE TO BE AMAZED.
BEFORE YOU STANDS A GROWN MAN. YET, WITH A MERE TWIRL OF MY
CAPE AND TILT OF THE CAMERA, I BECOME --
[ DRUM ROLL ] AN EIGHTH GRADE GIRL!
AS YOU CAN SEE, I CAN BE FLIRTY OR SHY.
>> WOW. AS I SAID MANY TIMES TONIGHT,
THAT WAS DEEPLY STUPID, YET STRANGELY COMPELLING.
CHRIS MICHAEL DONAHUE, EVERYONE! >> MINNIE, I BET YOU HAVE SOME
THOUGHTS ON THE COMPETITION SO FAR.
>> TOTALLY. >> WELL, FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN
AND SHARE THEM, ANYTHING TO HELP ME FILL THE TIME UP HERE.
>> UP NEXT WE HAVE SHAWN CROSS WITH LAMENT OF THE CALF-LESS.
>> WHEN A HUMAN STANDS ON THEIR TIPTOES, THE CALF MUSCLE
NATURALLY FLEXES. YET, WHEN I DO IT, THERE IS NO
PHYSICAL CHANGE IN MY LEG SHAPE. DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST WATCH!
[ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ONCE AGAIN, DEEPLY STUPID AND YET I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
MINNIE, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD BEFORE WE BRING OUT OUR THIRD
FINALIST. >> THIS IS FUN.
>> GUYS, SHE'S A DUD. SHE'S SWEET BUT SHE'S GIVING ME
LITERALLY NOTHING. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. TIME FOR OUR LAST FINALIST.
IT'S TODD DONNELLY PERFORMING HIS TALENT, HAVING LONG SKINNY
ASS LEGS LIKE JACK SKELLINGTON. ♪♪♪
>> THAT WILL HAUNT ME. SO TODD, WHEN DID YOU FIRST
REALIZE YOU HAD SKINNY LEGS? >> AS A KID PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS
SAY I HAD THE SAME LEGS AS THAT SKINNY PROSTITUTE FROM THE OLD
POPEYE CARTOONS, OLIVE OYL. >> PRETTY SURE OLIVE OYL WAS
POPEYE'S GIRLFRIEND, NOT A PROSTITUTE.
BUT EITHER WAY, WELL DONE, TODD. ♪ MR. CHICKEN LEGS
MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ >> FOLKS, IT'S THE MOMENT WE'VE
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. HEAD JUDGE ANGELA HOWELL WILL
NOW CROWN OUR WINNER. [ DRUM ROLL ]
>> THE ALL NEW MR. CHICKEN LEGS IS TODD DONNELLY.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AND YOUR PRIZE, YOUR PRIZE IS THE SMALLEST LITTLE KISS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
HOURS MORE TO COME AFTER THE BREAK.
♪ HE IS MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ >> I LOVE THOSE CHICKEN LEGS.
♪♪♪