-Football Challenges Erling Haaland vs Mo Salah
Sprint Challenge!
-On your marks, get set GO!
GO MO!!!
-I’ll beat him even with a head start!
-RUN MO!!!
-I’m coming, Mo!
-NOOO!!!
-I’m coming!!!
I’m going!!!
I’ve gone!
-NO!!!!!
-YES!
Like taking candy from a little Egyptian baby!
-Damn!
I’d have beaten you in 2018!
-Oh, mer mer mer mer mer - “I’d have beaten you in 2018”.
Stop being a bad loser Mo
-Penalty Challenge
-Good luck, Mo.
After missing his last two for Liverpool, he’ll need it.
-HAHA!
-3rd time lucky…
-Go!
-Damn!
-Haha -I’d have scored that in 2018
-Oh, mer mer mer mer mer - “I’d have scored that in 2018”.
Stop being a bad loser Mo.
-Good luck, dearest darling Erling!
-Thanks boss!
-GO!
-YES!
Point to Erling!
-Do you know Erling hasn’t missed a penalty in 2 years?
-Oh, mer mer mer mer mer - “Elring hasn’t missed a penalty in 2 years”
It’s a shame he’s missed every single one of his appointment’s at the hairdressers
in the last 2 years!!!
GET A HAIRCUT!!!
-Stop being a bad loser, Jurgen
-The Champions League challenge
-BOOM!
POINT TO MO!
-Come on!!!
-Beating Spurs in a final shouldn’t really count!
-Oh, mer mer mer mer mer - “beating Spurs in a final shouldn’t really count.”
-Stop being a bad loser, Pep!
-So that’s why he wears the cap…
-The goal celebration challenge!
-Judged by CR7 - the inventor of the greatest goal celebration ever
-SIU!
-Cringe…
-What was that Mohamed?
-Nothing
-Perform 3 goal celebrations.
Whoever’s I like the best gets the point.
Mohamed, you first.
-Okay -GO!
-GOAL!
-SIU!
-Erling wins -SIU!
-and it wasn’t even close -Just like the 2018 Champions League final…
-Ha - bonus point for Erling for that hilarious quip!
-Oh come on!
-Minus point for Mohamed for being a bad loser!
-What?!
-The Tragic Hairstyle Challenge
-Hmmm… punto para Erling!
-YES!
-Thanks for nothing Darwin!
-Oh mer mer mer mer mer, “thanks for nothing, Darwin”
Stop being a bad loser, Mo!
-Ha!
Classic.
-To be fair Mo, you’d have beaten me in 2018
-The Sponsorship Challenge -Hi everyone!
Make a sponsored video for Bad Light!
The person who loses them the most money, wins!
Love ya, okay, break a leg!
WOO!
-Buy Bad Light. I love Christmas!
-And cut!
-That should do it!
-Buy Bud Light.
-Cut!
-That should do it.
-And the person who lost Bud Light the most money is…
...still me!
YAY!
-Point to no-one.
-Sigh
-The Transfer Challenge
-Whoever convinces Jude Bellingham to join them gets 5 points!
3…2…1…
GO!
-I want to join Liverpool -What?!
-Well that was easy!
-Mer mer mer mer mer - “I want to join Liverpool.”
-Pathetic. -5 points to Salah
-YES!
-Er, just one small problem Jude…
-Yes -Dortmund rejected our final offer of £80m
and 10,000 cans of Bad Light -Oh.
Can you offer them some more money?
-We don’t have any more money -Can you sell some players?
-They’ve been playing so badly my whole squad is worth less than the 10,000 cans of
Bud Light.
-Oh…
-We’d have been able to afford you in 2018 -…then I guess, I guess I’ll have to join
Man City -YES!
-NO!
-5 points to Erling…
-Final Score - Haaland 10, Salah 0 Erling Wins
-I’d have beaten him in 2018!
-This was easier than breaking the Premier League scoring record