- Millennial, or X. I just read a meme on this.
Like I guess a millennial is 22 through like 37.
Wide range. Generation X, I think, is me.
- I'm Generation X. - Oh.
I got to read you this meme.
We're the smartest generation yet.
[ laughs ]
I am smarter than her.
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- Okay, so what we're gonna do today, we ordered chandeliers,
so we need to do a little lighting walk-through.
- Did we order the sconces already?
- Uh-huh. - Okay.
- I think we sent them to Clutter.
- Okay. And everything's in.
- Everything's in. - Just waiting.
- Just waiting. - Okay.
- A young couple called me, had seen my work online.
And they were relocating back to Oklahoma City
from out of state.
They had bought this big house.
And they had wanted it to be sophisticated, chic,
but also somewhat youthful because they are millennials.
- Okay, when you say somebody's hot,
do you spell it with one "T" or two?
- One.
- Well, who spells hot with two T's?
- Nobody. - Somebody does.
- It's not like "to" where you add another letter to it.
- Too, to.
- These clients are fiercely private.
They are so proud of their house.
They're so happy that everybody gets to see what it looks like.
But they didn't wish to be on camera.
Hi, boys.
Some people just kind of shy away from the spotlight.
I don't know what that feels like.
But I respect it.
- Are we good on the height?
- I think this is a really good height
because we have furniture underneath this.
Did you bring those bulbs you stole?
- Oh, nice.
- The house was originally built about two years ago,
so we're not doing any construction.
All I have to do is just decorative things:
rugs, furniture, tables, lamps, curtains.
- Yeah, let's look at all of them.
Okay, I think this is a good height.
So we're just doing the living room,
the family room, the dining room, the study
and a little room for their pet.
I think it's good. You did a good job.
All right, upstairs?
And we have about two weeks until installation.
I'd like to see these lowered three chains.
- Three chains? Sure.
- So where the bottom of this is gonna be
where that chain's hanging right there, okay?
- I'll have him grab a ladder real quick, and we'll drop them.
- Okay, perfect.
Come over here and look at the study really quickly.
- Yes, but I do think it's nice
how this is framed in the window.
The new one is smaller, but we'll want
the bottom of that with that windowsill right there.
- Okay.
- The challenge is I received two sets of inspiration photos
that could not have contradicted one another more.
The wife has a kind of more glamorous chic taste.
The husband has a little bit more traditional taste.
So we're gonna have to figure out how to just layer in
some sophisticated, chic, new pieces
to help it blend the two client's tastes.
Do you like the wallpaper?
- I like it. - Isn't it cool?
- It's hand-painted.
- Fortunately, there's a company named de Gournay
that has been around for decades.
They make hand-painted to order beautiful wallpaper.
And when I showed the clients their wallpaper options,
they both simultaneously laser-locked on that wallpaper.
- Hand-painted.
- Okay, yeah, that's a million times better.
Nailed it. Just, next time, bring your bulbs.
What I'm curious about is when somebody's on
to some racket diet,
why do they want to recruit others?
Why not just eat what you want to eat...
- And keep it to yourself? - Right.
- I swear, though, I swear.
Like do you believe in grain brain?
- What?
- Grain brain. There's a book.
- I don't know if I believe in it
because I don't know what it is.
- It is like the difference between your brain
when you've had a lot of gluten versus not.
- I have ----ing had it.
I have absolutely had it.
Alex is lactose intolerant. She's gluten free.
She attempted to be a pescatarian.
She's constantly buying into these racket diets.
When's the last time you had a real cheeseburger?
Because a cheeseburger is good. Like what do you eat?
- It's a beet-based burger.
- Beet? - So it bleeds red.
Get it?
You know what?
We should have a taste test and just replace the patty.
- I'd love that.
You got to invite Pumps.
You got to have her in on all this taste test stuff.
- Okay.
I'm hungry.
- You are? Already?
Just because you're not getting enough gluten.
- No, it's not.
- Have you ever heard of grain brain?
- Grain brain? Like calf brains?
- That sounds like an invented internet disease.
There's probably some internet loser blogger type
out there who probably has an article written about it.
- Okay, I'll have Sabah order this.
All of this stuff was picked out like six months ago.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I just called Trail Lines
and they said four to seven business days, it'll be here.
- And did it leave? - It just got processed.
She said she's giving it to her manager to make sure
that it's expedited, if they can expedite it.
- Millennial Mansion's gonna be Sabah's first install.
It's a little different than other installs
because it's massive.
- Barstool fabric, chair fabric,
toss pillow fabric, ----ing everything?
- Okay. Be my first one, it's a very big deal.
I did all the ordering for it.
I am needing to overnight the Monet sofa.
These bad boys, I have them in
14, 22 and 23.1.
Hey, I just wanted to call and go ahead and pay for
that one yard of domino, if that was possible.
- It's a sink or swim moment. - Yeah.
[ telephone rings ]
- Jennifer Welch Designs. This is Sabah.
Hi, Jeffrey.
They might be. What's going on?
You're gonna have to give me a second
because we just got a new phone system,
and I don't quite know how to transfer calls.
[ chuckles ]
I worked at the Apple store for five years.
My job was more troubleshooting like,
"Where did all my pictures go?
They've been deleted off my phone."
- Hello?