*SMG4 Intro*
Blue Toad: 360 N05C0P3!!!
BADASS DANCEMOVEZ!!! B)
WEEEEEEEEEEEE
hey u got mail faggot
u got mail
Mario: wahooooo
GET REKT MARIO
Mario: Yesssssss?
Toad: AHH!
MARIO?
Mario: Mama mia!
Mario: I don't give a fuck!
Mario: owww...
Mario: im'a tired...
Mario: im'a hungry...
Toad: BUT MARIO! IT'S YOUR DUTY!!!
Mario: I'M A GODDAMN PLUMBER!
Do you think I don't have a life!?
Toad: no! :D
Mario: F**k you toad! >:(
BADASS DACEMOVES ARE STILL HERE
hmm...
no... :(
Mario: no! >:(
Mario: Yeah! hahaha!!! :D
Mario: *italian noises*
Mario: *more italian noises*
(dafuq he just say?)
Toad: ha ha ha ha!
Toad: hmm...
Toad: yay!
Toad: WAH!
Toad: WOAH!
¡¡DAMN!!!
Toad: OHHHH
Toad: DAMN!!!
Toad: DAMMMNNNN!!!
MORE BADASS DANCEMOVES B)
Toad: BRING ME DAT ASS!
Hey babe!
Toadette: Yo (laughing)
ME LOVE YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME
ME WANT TO DO SHAKALAKALAKALAKA
BOOMBOOM with u :D
Toadette: WHAT THE FU-
Toad: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Toad: oh how sad...
Hobo: NOOOOOOOOO Mario: Come On!
Hobo: NO GOD PLZ NO!!! Mario: Mama F**ker!
Hobo: MOLESTA!!!!! (POLICE!!!!!)
Mario: no... D:
*Toad Mating Sound*
*Mario Screams*
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA D:
Toad: *Laughs*
Toad: Here we go!
Toad: *Laughs but slowly*
Mario: Whooooooa
Mario: No!
Mario: HOLY SHIT!
Mario: Yeeeeeeeah! Okie dokie! :D
(I see Mario is having a good time with the spaghetti.)
Mario in Disguise: Show me your boobs!
Toadette: *Screams*
Mario in Disguise: Oooooooooo, oh boy. Look at that ass. (Isn't Toad suppose to have it?)
Mario in Disguise: I'ma gonna get you
Toadette: Somebody stop that awful, awful man!
Toad: Yoooo
Stop breaking the law, asshole!
*Squeaks*
Toadette: Yeah woohoo :D
Hahahahahahaha (Where did he come from?!)
*Inaudiable* (I think :/)
Mama mia...
*Nom nom nom* (Cool shades, bro!)
Toadette: Alright! Yay!
Toad: DEFEATED NOW, BIATCH?!??!??!??!?!
Mario: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Toad: *Screaming like a girl*
*Explosion*
Yip eeee
This is bullshit!
Okie dokie! Lets a go!
*Talks in excitement*
Hurray! *Bad cheering in background*
What is it?
JESUS CHRIST!!!! OH GOD!!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: OH FUCK!
*Shot shot shot*
*Mario collapses*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Toad is losing hope...)
Mama mia!
(The helicopter just farted. Oh wait, is it suppose to be one of those planes that would make words in the sky? :O)
(IT IS!)
*Cheers*
Ya haaaaaaaa!
Let's a gooooooooo!
*"Bird out of nowhere" cliche*
La la la hm hm hmmmmm~!
Hm?
*Screams*
(I swear this is a great battle!)
(Dafuq you spelling? ^)
Poor me (Agree)
*Mario screaming in the background*
*Boom*
What the fuck are you talking about?
Toadsworth: *Gasps*
Senpai's noticed me!
Yesssssss! yesssssssss!
(How's that even possible?)
*Epic rave music*
HI THERE!
*Screams*
Frankie: ♪DING! Fries are done!♪ (Toad's face is priceless)
♪I gotta run!♪
Toad: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Come here!
Don't act like I don't know what's going on!
Keep your paws (or in this case, fat af hands) off my kool aid! Understood?
Frankie: i leik turtles
Toad: I'll fucking fight you, dawg.
Frankie: eeeeeeyaaaaaaaaayyy
I made a new friend (sadly)! :D
Mario: HAH! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Oof! Shhhhhhhhiiiiitt........
Frankie: Hey guys. Hey guys. :3
GOD DAMNIT!
THAT'S IT! DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!
*Balloon Boy laughter*
DON'T INTERRUPT! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Are you stupid or something?
*+1 Spaghetti*
AAAAHAHAHAHAH!
It's time to kick ass and chew spaghetti,
and I'm all out of spaghetti.
Frankie: Do you have room for a muffin? :3
Ooooooooooooooooooooo
*Snaps out of it*
No! (But...the muffin... ;-;)
*Mario and Toad charges at Frankie while doing a battle cry*
♪AYY, Macarena!♪
*Still going :/*
WHAT'S UP, BITCHES!?
*! Screams and kaboom*
*Eyes that stare into your soul*
Who wants a muffin?
MAMA F*CKER! Come on!
HOLY TORCH TITS!
She's a bitch!
Peach: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Peach: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Toad & Mario: *screaming*
I LOVE YOU MARIO!
Mario: Dafuq?
*Shocking noise is shocking*
Frankie: That's even better!
Cop: STOP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT!
Cop: Okay, people. Move along. Toad: NOOOOOOOOOOOO