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GOKU: What happened? I'm all purple...and horny! Chi-Chi's gonna hate this.
GINYU: What's mine is yours and yours is mine, as they say.
GOKU: Gi...give me back my body!
GINYU: I'm sorry, you can't have your body anymore. It's mine now.
Jeice, shall we?
JEICE: Right, Cap'n!
GINYU: Goodbye! Enjoy bleeding to death!
GOKU: I won't!
Man...
...I'm a jerk now.
[♪ "Sanjō!! Ginyū Tokusentai!!" opening sequence ♪]
♪ Tokusentai! ♪
GOHAN: The radar says we're getting close!
KRILLIN: Yeah! Would've thought Bulma would've been so compliant?
BULMA: Why?! Why will you leave me alone here?!
I don't know this place! Did you know there are giant crabs down there?!
I do! I *killed* one!
KRILLIN: OK Bulma, let's just calm down. Why are you upset?
BULMA: "Why"?
Because I,
Because I, am always alone!
KRILLIN: OK Bulma, if we were to stay here...
...what would that accomplish?
BULMA: ...just take the f**king Radar.
KRILLIN: Thank you, Bulma! Say "thank you", Gohan!
GOHAN: Thank you, Bulma!
BULMA: No problem, Gohan.
KRILLIN: Aaand "no probleeeem"-
BULMA: Shove it.
KRILLIN: I'll take it. Let's go!
Well if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of
Wink Wink
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge [tongue clicking]
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge [tongue clicking] [whistling]
GOHAN: Still five.
KRILLIN: Right.
MOOK 1: It's called the Wilhelm scream, man. It's like the one in Star Wars where the Stormtrooper falls.
MOOK 2: Aah yeah, I love that scream; err, doesn't it sound like, "Eggghhh"?
MOOK 1: Nah dude, it's more like, "Aaahaaaah!"
MOOK 2: Nah, that wasn't it either-
{WILHELM SCREAM}
MOOK 1: Dude that was totally it!
{WILHELM SCREAM}
[Various mooks screaming and dying]
VEGETA [deadpan]: Weeeeeeee...
JEICE: How's the body, sir?
GINYU: Fantastic! A little too pink and hairy in odd places, but I'll grow into it.
JEICE: So, what's the plan, Cap'n?
GINYU: Well, first off, we have to touch on Freeza's Balls.
JEICE: ...uhhh, sir-
GINYU: Yes yes, realized the moment I said it...
VEGETA: 'Alright, get your act together. 100x gravity? That's for pussies!'
'The only reason he took those jokers out was because I loosened them up for him - like a jar of space pickles.'
'Ugly, stupid space pickles.'
'I just gotta get those Dragon Balls, and if it's anything like that jockstrap incident,'
'Ginyu probably buried them somewhere around here.'
KRILLIN [outside]: Hey Gohan! I think they're buried somwehere around here!
VEGETA: 'Well...at least I'll have something to put back in the hole.'
KRILLIN: Dig like there's no tomorrow!
VEGETA: 'OK - the second they summon the Dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck!'
'Totally gonna yell "Team Three Star" when I do it too!'
'Oh, I can see it now...'
[Vegeta's imagination] TEAM THREE STAAAR!
[Vegeta's imagination] {DUM}
[Vegeta's imagination] KRILLIN: AAGGHAAGGHOOHOOH
VEGETA: 'Amazing...!'
GOHAN: We found them! Krillin, we really did it!
KRILLIN: Finally! Now let's hurry up and wish back Piccolo, Tenshinhan and Chiaotzu!
GOHAN: What about Yamcha?
KRILLIN: What *about* Yamcha?
VEGETA: 'I don't know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz.'
KRILLIN: Eternal Dragon! Rise up, and grant our wish!
VEGETA: Ergh!
GOHAN: ...it's not working. Is that what you're supposed to say?
KRILLIN: Honestly, that's always been pretty vague.
Usually you just gather 'em together and then out pops the Magic Dragon.
GOHAN: Maybe there's something special about Namekian Dragon Balls.
KRILLIN: Huh...
KRILLIN: Huh...maybe if I sing to it...
♪ I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves ♪
GOHAN: Actually, Krillin, I was thinking something else.
Maybe the only way to summon it is to call in its native language.
KRILLIN: I don't speak German!
And the only person I know who does was the toilet! And it's dead...God rest his seat.
VEGETA: 'Ugh...what? Oh, you can't be serious...!'
GOHAN: Huh? Hey Krillin, I feel two power levels coming this way. You don't think my Dad failed, do you?
KRILLIN: No way, Gohan, your Dad's the best! Buut, on the off-chance HIDE YOURSELF!
JEICE: Oooy, Cap'n! Someone's dug up the Balls!
GINYU: Well then, someone's in for the beating of their life.
KRILLIN: Hehey, Goku! Check it out - we dug up the Dragon Balls!
How you doin'? Dyou win that fight against that Ginyu guy? Why's that Space New Zealand guy here?
JEICE: Oh what the fu-
KRILLIN: What's up with the Scouter? And do you happen to know anybody who speaks German-
{SMACK} KRILLIN: -NAH HAH! Aah! Now what was that about?!
GOHAN: Krillin, that's not my Dad!
KRILLIN: Gohan, of course it's your Dad. Goku, what's your favorite food?
GINYU: Waldorf salad.
KRILLIN: See? Double Baconator-
KRILLIN: See? Double Baconator-oh s**t.
GINYU: You see, I've acquired the body of your former associate...Goku, was it?
And with that, I've gained his power level of 180,000!
KRILLIN: That's...that's horrible!
GINYU: Quite. I'm sure you understand now the situation you're in-
KRILLIN: That is *identity* theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
GINYU: You can't sue me if I kill you!
KRILLIN: No - then you'll get put on trial for murder. HA!
GAAH! GOHAN: AAH!
[Scouter beeps] JEICE: Huh? Uh Cap'n, yer here!
GINYU: The devil are you - hoh. Well, look what the Space Cat regurgitated.
GOKU: Hey Gohan, hey Krillin, hey Goku!
GOHAN: D-Dad?
GINYU: I'm surprised you're still kicking. How's that wound treating you?
GOKU: This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
It's gonna take, like, a million Mommy kisses to make it better.
KRILLIN: Gohan, we may have a chance now! But you'll have to give it your all.
Remember - he may look like your Dad, but you can absolutely not hold ba-
GOHAN: YAAAAAH!
Abandon me for a year with Piccolo,
send me off into space,
and the next time I get to see you,
and the next time I get to see you, you lost your damn body?!
YOU'RE NOT EVEN YOU ANYMORE!
GOKU: I don't know where he gets that from.
GINYU: URGH! This is absurd! His power level was a league above my own when we fought!
What the blazes is going on?!
GOKU: Haha! You don't know any of my techniques!
GINYU: What techniques? Tell me!
GOKU: I'm not gonna tell you how to use the Kaio-ken!
GINYU: Kaio-wha-
-Urgh-Uhh! Jeice!
JEICE: Huh? GINYU: If you're not too busy standing there like a
GINYU: If you're not too busy standing there like a
slack-jawed idiot, I could use your help!
GOKU: Wait...if I'm Ginyu now, does that mean you have to listen to me?
JEICE: No.
GOKU: Oh...well then, what about him?
VEGETA: G'day...*mate*. [Jeice whimpers]
FREEZA: So...
...we've been flying for about twenty minutes now.
Got any family?
Because if so, I probably killed them.
Really? Nothing to that?
You're no fun.
VEGETA: Hey, Jeice. I've killed every single one of Freeza's flunkies I've gone up against so far - six in total.
How would you like to be number seven?
JEICE: Piss off ya bloody monkey!
VEGETA: Thank you, sir. May I have another?
JEICE: What the hell happened to *you*? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome!
VEGETA: Looks like *you* have some required reading to do.
JEICE: Alright, let's see here...
JEICE: Alright, let's see here...OK, "Full Moon", "Lose Your Tail", "Stronger Every Time You-"...
...oh...
...oh...well I'm right f**ked aren't I?
VEGETA: Right in the Down Under.
JEICE: AAAGH!
ORRAAAGH!
Clever girl...!
GINYU: NO! JEICE!
All of my men...I'm the only one left.
Please...all of you...just...just allow me a customary moment of silence...
VEGETA: *Mine**Mine**Mine**Mine*
MINEMINEMINEMINE
MINEMINEMINEMINEMIIINE!!
GINYU: UUUH!
VEGETA: Hahaha - the best part about *this*?
VEGETA: Hahaha - the best part about *this*? I get to kill both Ginyu *and* Kakarot at the same time!
GINYU: Wait, who's Kakarot?
VEGETA: *You're* Kakarot.
GINYU: I thought his name was Goku.
KRILLIN: His name *is* Goku.
VEGETA: *No*, it's *Kakarot*.
GINYU: But he just said Goku.
KRILLIN: Yeah, I did.
VEGETA: I know what he said, but he-
GINYU: So what is it? Kakarot or Goku?
VEGETA: It's *Kakarot*! GOHAN: It's *Goku*!
VEGETA: *No*, *no*, *no*! Just-
-look, his Saiyan name is Kakarot, but he changed it when he landed on Earth as a baby,
so they kept calling him by his Earth name,
and I am calling him by his *real* name!
GOKU: ...so does that make *me* Ginyu?
VEGETA: RAAAAAAAAAA
GINYU: 'Yes, yes! *Perfect*!'
Change NOW!
VEGETA: Ugh!
GOKU: No! I'll save you, Goku!
GOHAN: What just happened?
KRILLIN: I don't know.
GOKU: Yaay, I'm me again!
KRILLIN: Wait-Goku!
What is your favorite food?
GOKU: Favorite?
GOKU: Favorite? KRILLIN: He's him again!
GINYU: This is ridiculous! But at least I'm not trapped in some useless body.
VEGETA: Gimme a minute.
GINYU: UGH!
BUHH!
[etc...]
GOHAN: So, I'm confused.
Ginyu took my Dad's body, but then he tried to take Vegeta's body,
and now he's back in his own body, my Dad's back in his own body,
and Vegeta's-
KRILLIN: Still a prick, yeah.
VEGETA: Now, to switch your body to a *corpse*!
GINYU: Change...
VEGETA: 'Ah, crap! Kinda walked into this one.'
GINYU: ...NOOOOW!
{RIBBIT}
GOKU: Ewww, a frog!
{RIBBIT}
GINYU!FROG: Ribbit!
Ribbit!
Croak!
VEGETA: The hell just happened?
GOKU: A frog got on my hand. It was gross. So I threw it.
GOHAN: So then...is it over? Are they all gone now?
VEGETA: They will be in a second!
GOKU: Vegeta, no! He can't hurt anyone anymore! Stop!
VEGETA: Oh, alright! Fine!
GOKU: See? He really can be a nice guy!
VEGETA: Psych! Eight for eight!
{SPLAT}
GOKU: Awwwww! KRILLIN: Awwwww! GOHAN: Awwwww!
FREEZA: Oh, I know! How about a good old-fashioned joke?
How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race!
One to screw in the lightbulb,
One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to *die*!
And then the other too dies too.
Stop ignoring me.