>>> AND NOW THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, RETURN TO NARNIA.
♪♪♪ >> OH, MY GOODNESS WHO COULD
THAT BE? >> OH, MY GOD, MR. TUMNUS, I'M
IN NARNIA MEETING MR. TUMNUS. >> PLEASE SIT.
>> I'M SORRY. >> HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
>> I'M CHRISTINE. BIG FAN.
I'M STAYING AT AN AIR BNB AND I WENT THROUGH THE WARDROBE AND
I'M IN NARNIA. I WATCHED "THE LION, THE WITCH
AND THE WARDROBE" IN THE SEVENTH GRADE AND YOU'VE BECOME THIS --
YOU BECAME MY BACKSTREET BOY. I WOULD DRAW YOU AND I WOULD
TAKE LIBERTIES. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK I SEE.
YOU'RE ONE OF MY FANS. PERHAPS I WAS YOUR GIRLHOOD
CRUSH? LET ME GUESS, IT WAS MY
NONTHREATENING MASCULINITY. I'M KIND OF JACKED BUT STILL,
YOU KNOW, BRITISH IN A KIND OF WAY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES, YES.
I WOULD DRAW YOU AND TAKE LIBERTIES.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? IS THIS GOING WELL?
I CAN'T TELL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT TRACKS, ACTUALLY. SO, YOU KNOW, TELL ME ABOUT
YOURSELF. >> FRIENDS OF YOURS?
>> OH, MY GOD. >> I'M REBECCAS AND CAN I SAY,
CONGRATS ON THIS. >> WAIT, UP GUYS ARE INTO TUMNUS
TOO? >> DON'T BE SURPRISED.
YOU SEE, THERE'S HUNDREDS OF YOUR KIND THAT VISIT ME HERE
EVERY YEAR, BECAUSE I SUPPOSE I'VE BECOME AN UNLIKELY SEX
SYMBOL IN MANY WAYS. FOR A VERY SPECIFIC SORT OF
WOMAN. A LAZY HERMINE IF YOU WILL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THAT IS US TO A "T."
>> FRIZZY HAIR, NO CELL. >> THAT'S THE ONE.
I'M GOING TO CALL THIS. SATURDAY NIGHT FOR YOU IS A
WEIGHTED BLANKET AND A MUG FULL OF WINE.
>> OKAY, I FEEL SEEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HOW WE DO THIS, ONE AT A TIME OR ALL TOGETHER.
>> MR. TUMNUS, I WANT TO PUT MY BUMNUS IN YOUR TUMNUS.
>> WE'RE DOING A GIRLS TRIP BEFORE WE FREEZE OUR EGGS.
>> I'M NOT DOING IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
>> YOU ARE LOVELY, BUT IF THAT IS WHAT YOU TRULY DESIRE, I MUST
BREAK IT TO YOU, THAT I'M NOT HUMAN.
>> WE KNOW, AND THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE.
MAMA WANTS A MAN SHE CAN PET. >> SO GOAT PEEING, WHAT DOES
THAT LOOK LIKE? >> LADIES, LADIES, YOU FLATTER
ME WITH YOUR PERSISTENCE, BUT I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM IN
FACT SPOKEN FOR. EDMOND?
OH, EDDO. >> AH, YES?
[ LAUGHTER ] DOES MY TUM TUM WANT MORE
TURKISH DELIGHT? >> OH, MY GOD, HE'S GAY.
>> NO WONDER HE'S MY TYPE.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER?
WE'RE HAVING SHAKSHOUKA. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S OKAY. JUST CHERISH EACH OTHER, OKAY.
>> GALS, LET'S FIND OURSELVES A REBOUND.
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM? >> YES.
>> YES, NEVILLE WAS THE HOT ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS HAS BEEN "THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪