Wanna take you for a ride.. Dododo do... Do... wanna take you for a ri-- huh?
Hey Vesty McHelmethair, you got a side mission for me?
Maybe a shrine quest?
You want me to kill your Mom for giving you that penisy haircut?
My new killstick is gettin’ itchy here.
I, Addison, must support President Hudson,
but my sign keeps falling down.
Please help me!
Urg, helping. That sounds a lot like emotional labour,
which my therapist says I shouldn’t do,
while also being actual labour, which I don’t wanna do.
In conclusion: goodbye forever.
The President is standing!
YAY! Beautiful elf man is sooo smart!
Uh yeah, no problem Advil, I’ll mark it off in my journal here.
Welp, Goodbye Forever 2: Cruise Control.
Huh? Elf man doesn’t want good job prizes?
Oh gawd finally, I’ve really been hurting for rupees
since they patched that item dupe trick, and-
Oooh is that mushroom risotto?
ADVIL! Good to see you buddy, I’ve had that bitchin’ mushroom risotto on my mind.
ELF MAN! Please support the president!
Him sign fall down again!
Elf man to the rescue, my phallic-haired brother.
Aaand I think I see the problem, you incredibly dumb, dum-dum.
Ground too wiggly!!!
Man, I’d like to spend a minute inside your head,
there must be one HELL of an echo. Risotto time!
What now, have you got a sign stuck in your…
pee…
hole…?
I SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT!
Hah alright, okay this is a bit, right?
Nobody would INTENTIONALLY put a crappy half-finished sign
in the middle of a ding dang LAKE where no one can see it.
Mermaids can see!
What’s a mermaid?
My name’s Brian
Stupid delicious mushroom risotto.
Gawd the ONE time I could really use those stupid giant ice cubes...
Fifty clams says he gives up and uses 37 logs attached to each other like he always does-
-oop, there he goes.
Ah, shit, crap, ouch, what the, balls, ACK, shit, urgh, ouch, argh, crap, mama, ah, balls, urgh, shit, urghhh, ouch, argh, crap, mama, ah, balls
Risotto?
Addison! Wow, you don't even have the braincells to put on pants anymore do you?
I think you might actually be getting dumber.
But, you do make one tasty-ass risotto for a dick-brained jackass!
HELP! I support the president up rumble mountain and it did spit hot at me!
How did you even GRR!
Just think of the risotto…
How many more of these things?
Duhhh there was 81, but you did do one, then you did do one, then you did uhh..
No wait, there was 81 then you did…
Urg, watching you try to do math is more painful than the time
I got to third base with an Igneo Talus and WAY less worth it.
Any who, lots of signs and you don’t have a mind,
so I’m gonna have to quit quarter assing it and give it the whole half ass!
I support the president!
That’s it. You did them all!
President will be so HAPPY!
He is.
Oh. Hey. It’s the guy from the thing, whoop de doo.
Now give me dat risotto!
On behalf of Hudson Construction, we thank you for your service, Link.
And to you... congratulations on your successful mission.
Hate to break it to you Hubcap, but your guy didn’t do jack dick.
Dude paid me in risotto to fix like 80 of his oopsies and speaking of risotto,
PUMP IT IN ME!!!
Oh, you’ll get all that you deserve Link and of course I know you’ve been helping Addison.
After all, it was his idea to break your body and your spirit
with an escalating series of impossible challenges,
while lacing your food with addictive toxins and chemicals…
…and crack…
…and crack? Well it’s certainly done the trick,
he’s positively FIENDING for his next fix, just as you planned.
I live to serve my liege.
D-d-dick brain?
Charmed I’m sure.
Just look at you.
You would do ANYTHING for another taste of risotto wouldn’t you?
Even say, killing all of my political opponents?
I’ll do whatever you WANT man, just give me that bowl!
I want you to say it. Say the words.
I... s-support... the President...
Again. Louder.
I. Support. The President!
Splendid, another round of crack for everyone!
I Support The President!