- This is awesome!
- The chakras! - Get a chakra cleansing in here!
- Ahh!
- I'm so sorry, bro. I'm so sorry.
- (PvF) We'll be diving into the shallow end
for a wild Prize Vs. Punishment Roulette!
- I've never done one of these! - Oh no, no, I got,
I lost like every single one on this last time.
- I've never done one of these.
- Okay, no touching the plates this time!
- Oh no! - Yes, I love these!
- I do too! (both laugh)
- (PvF) Each round will have a minigame to decide
who gets to choose their cloche of chance.
- Cloche! - Ooh!
- Cloche!
- I'm ready to get a little clocher on the last time I played.
- So it's all a game of chance?
- Yes.
- I love you, but I hope you get the punishment every single time!
- Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
- (Frylock) It would take all day to smoke something that big!
- Ooh. - Yes!
- (Shake) What are you smoking? - Yeah, Shake!
- (Shake) I ain't slow cookin' Jack!
We're flash frying this mother!
- Ooh! - Master Shake's a legend.
- (Shake) I'm gonna inject the cheese!
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
Right into the udder. (both laugh)
(Darius laughs)
- (Shake) See, I rolled it in ranch dressing.
- That's amazing, actually. That sounds sick.
- (Frylock) It's not a sandwich at all, Shake.
It's the Broodwich. - Uh oh.
- The Broodwich. - Broodwich, oh.
- Oh, I'm gonna actually love this! (laughs)
I just realized that.
It's a spicy sandwich!
- (skull) Beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces
into sauce by the hands of... - (both) A one eyed madman.
- Fanged cow? - Dang!
- Oh my God, yes. - Separate meat!
- I want it! This is the punishment?
- Yes.
- Maggots for blood, okay, yeah, I don't want that part.
- (Shake) You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it?
- (skull) There are no swine evil enough...
- No Meatwad? - That's fair.
- Where's my guy, where's my boy, Meatwad?
- Lettuce! - (skull) And lettuce.
- Oh, I kinda wanna try the sandwich,
the way they described that thing.
- (PvF) First up, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
on one side, we've got a mouthwateringly delicious
deep fried, cheese filled cow
that'll have you licking your plate clean.
And on the other, a devilish Broodwich,
made with rancid cheese, maggoty blood,
666 types of rotten meat, Dijon mustard, lettuce,
and a nice sun-dried tomato.
For our minigame, we're not playing Rock, Paper, Scissors,
we're playing Fries, Milkshake, Meatball.
Fries dip in Milkshake, Milkshake pours over Meatball,
and Meatball squishes Fries.
- (both) One, two, three, shoot!
- Oh, okay, that means I won! That was a Milkshake.
- What are you Jaxon? - A Milkshake!
- That is a very sad Milkshake.
- (both) Fries, Meatballs, Milkshakes. Go!
- What did I do,
did I just get my milkshakes all over the meatballs?
(Sharon laughs)
- (both) Fries, Meatball, Shake, shoot!
- I forgot what Meatball did.
- (PvF) Meatball squashes fries!
- Pfft! - Dang it.
- (PvF) Are you keeping yours, or are you trading?
- I'm gonna keep it, man. I got nothing right now.
There's nothing... (tapping)
- Let's switch 'em, Sharon. - Alright!
- Let's switch 'em.
Ooh, this is kinda heavy!
- No vibes. (Jayse sniffs)
I think we'll switch.
- Three... - (both) Two, one.
- No!
- You said you wanted to try the sandwich.
- No! I did, I did.
- I knew my luck was bad! (laughs)
- Oh my God.
- Don't be dramatic. - Look, there's bugs on it!
- Oh. (laughs) - Come on!
- There is bugs on it.
- That's like a breakfast situation typically, or?
- Oh man! - (PvF) Yeah!
- Golly!
- Oh, I smell that. - It's delicious!
It's actually really, really good.
- I want that!
- Oh, it's good. It's good.
- It's okay, right? - It's not bad.
- I mean, ugh.
- (PvF) You can scootch a little closer, Izzy.
- No, I'm good. I don't wanna smell that.
- The crunch of the bugs.
- Look, it's yummy. Oh!
Something just hit me right now! - Uh oh.
- Dude. - I can taste it.
Like, it's strong. (laughs) It's like a strong taste.
- You wanna wash it out with cheese?
- Oh my God, I gotta do this.
- I'm willing to help you out.
- (PvF) You can inject him with cheese,
into his mouth if you want.
- Yeah? - (PvF) Yeah.
- I'll take it, go, go!
- That's right, that's right. - Help me, save me!
- 20 CCs of cheese coming right up, baby!
- Ugh. - You're doing great.
- What is this black sauce? - Not good.
- Oh my God, it smells like garbage.
- Ooh! - I'm so sorry, bro.
I'm so sorry.
- A little tears in my eyes a little bit.
That was something special, for sure. (laughs)
- SharWare. No food left behind.
- (Sarah) I brought peach cobbler! - Uh oh.
- (Riley) Ew! - Oh no!
No! - (Riley) Looks like throw up.
- It looks like throw up!
- (Riley) It do, look!
It look like throw up with peas in it!
- No, ugh! Not a throw up cobbler, please!
- (PvF) You might get the itis from the Luther Burger,
a full pound patty with grilled onions,
bacon, and Krispy Kreme donuts,
but it's sure better than our punishment dish,
a peach cobbler that looks like vomit with peas.
For this minigame,
we're doing the best out of three trivia questions.
- Uh oh. - Okay.
- (PvF) Get the buzzer ready.
(buzzer moans)
(Jayse laughs) - Ugh!
- What?
- (PvF) What's Granddad's real name?
A, Uncle Ruckus, B, Pops, C, Gin Rummy,
D, Riley Freeman, or E, Robert Freeman?
- (buzzer) God damn.
- Robert Freeman.
- (PvF) Yes, you are correct! (bell rings)
- The last guy, the last name!
- Pops! - Robert!
- Robert! - Oh.
(buzzer moans) - Robert Freeman.
(bell rings) - (PvF) That is correct!
Before the Luther, Granddad cooked up another itis inducing meal.
What was it called?
Porkapalooza, Piggly Wiggly Extravaganza,
Pork Swine Delight, Swine Symphony,
or Hamtastic Hoedown?
- (buzzer) God damn! - (laughs) I love it.
- I think Piggly Wiggly Extravaganza.
- I think it's the Pork Swine Delight.
- (PvF) You are correct!
Nope! - Ham Palooza! (laughs)
- (PvF) Nope!
- Pork Swine Delight! - (PvF) Yes!
Sharon gets the point. - Nice.
(buzzer moans) - Pork Swine Delight?
- (PvF) Yes! (bell rings)
Who voices Riley and Huey?
Is it A, Jasmine DuBois, B, Regina King,
Aaron McGruder, Xzibit, Cedric Yarbrough,
or Samuel L. Jackson?
(buzzer moans) - Regina King.
- (PvF) It is Regina King. - Yes, yes!
(both clapping)
- Oh. - (buzzer) God damn!
- I think it's Regina King.
- (PvF) It is Regina King! (Darius laughs)
(buzzer moans) - Regina King.
- (PvF) Yes!
Would you like to keep the cloche in front of you,
or trade with Jaxon?
- My luck is so bad, I bet it's this one,
but I'll choose Jaxon's just to make sure.
- So you're swapping? - Yeah.
- Okay. - Swap.
- I'm switching. - Oy, you're switching?
- Mm-hmm!
(Jayse laughs)
- I'm like energies, energies, energies?
- I am going to keep mine.
- Okay.
- Three, two, one.
- I told you, what did I say?
I just knew it, I literally just know my luck is...
- Damn! (laughs) - Like my luck is awful.
- This is gonna be a cloche encounter.
(Jayse laughs)
- No! - Ooh!
- No! (laughs)
Come on!
- One, two, three.
Yeah! (laughs)
- Are you kidding me? That looks amazing!
- Oh my God! Yes!
Yes, yes!
- It's really disgusting.
- Mm-hmm.
That half's for you, my friend.
- You're so good.
- It's only the peaches that make anything in this dish.
Everything else just makes it like ugh, ooh.
- I need like the peach to match...
(PvF laughs)
- There's like something in here, again.
- Ugh, what is the sauce?
Why can't it just, something be good?
- 'Cause this is a punishment. - Ugh!
- I'm just gonna pretend I'm you eating that right now,
so it helps.
Mmm, what a delicious Luther Burger.
- What is this?
- (PvF) Sharon, you wanna try and help him find out?
- No! I do not!
- Ugh!
- Before we go, before we go... - Look at that, look at that thing!
- I had an epiphany. - Oh!
- I had an epiphany. - Cheese syringe!
- Yeah. - Smart.
- And I need to see this one through.
- It's like a Philly Wit right there, with cheese.
Wow. - Wow!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- What is Cupcake Challenge?
- I don't know, but I like cupcakes.
- Yeah!
(Jayse laughs)
- Yes! (laughs)
- Not! - He's so funny.
- She fell off her chair!
- Oh, bro, Andre!
- Uh-huh.
- (Eric) Did anybody order lo mein?
- (Rory) So I'll just start with your basic.
This is your artichoke.
You're just really fighting to get to the middle.
- Okay. - (Rory) Of absolutely nothing.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Wow.
- (Rory) So we'll put that on the plate and move right into the lettuce.
- Okay, very healthy.
- (Rory) Maybe the lettuce doesn't have any flavor to it,
maybe that's what we are,
but then once we die, we get to meet God,
you will not, it's not out there. - Huh. (laughs)
- Right, vegetarianism. (Jayse laughs)
- (Rory) Now we're getting it to a nice sizzle!
- Ooh God, what? - Just raw noodles?
- (Rory) That means it's gonna taste [censored] amazing!
There is no God! - Oh, okay.
- (PvF) On our prize side, we've got a lovely Cupcake Challenge
that's Eric Andre approved, and on the other,
Chef Rory Scovel's mess of a dish that's absolutely cooked like a pro.
- Mmm! (Benison laughs)
- (PvF) For the minigame, pull out the gooeys
from old Gooey Louie,
but whoever pulls the snot that makes his eyes pop is our loser.
- That's so stupid. - (laughs) This is awesome!
- So we just reach up and grab one?
- (PvF) Yep.
- Oh, dang. - Ew, ew!
- Oh dang! (PvF laughs)
- I have secured a snot.
- Woah.
- Ugh, ugh, ugh!
Oh, that one just slipped right out.
(both laugh)
- (laughs) Come on, don't do it, don't you dare do it.
- Oh Jesus! (Darius laughs)
Ugh! - Ugh, I can't get a break!
- (both) Oh!
- Aww! - Oh!
- (PvF) Alright, Jaxon, you won. - Ugh.
- (PvF) Which cloche would you like?
- I'm going with his. - Oh God.
Please, just give me a cupcake!
- Let me open up my third eye! - Let me just get a...
- My chakras! - A chakra cleansing here!
(Izzy yells) - Yes!
- I'll switch. (laughs) - And she's switching.
- I'm gonna stay with this one. - Ooh!
Alright!
- One, two, three. Damn!
(gasps) Oh, that hurts so bad!
That's my favorite cupcake in the world!
- Is it?
- Yes! - Ready?
- Visualize cupcakes! - Three, two, one!
- Cupcake! - Oh.
- No! - Pfft!
- No!
- Oh, okay. - Yes, oh yes, thank you!
That's all I asked! There is a God! (laughs)
- Oreo, red velvet. - Oreo.
- What is that, key lime?
- Red velvet is just so sexy,
like just taking this little dress off of it is just...
♪ (smooth jazz music) ♪
- Oreo is one of my favorites. - Ugh, gross.
Ugh! (Benison laughs)
(noodles crunching) - Ow, ow!
- (Izzy) Yeah. - Ow.
- Yeah. - Ow.
- Okay. - Ah.
- What is that smell? What did you do to it?
What did you do to the lettuce?
- Yummy!
- Aww, can you hit that buzzer for me real quick?
(buzzer moans) - Yeah!
(both laugh)
- (PvF) What do you think of Chef Scovel's cooking?
- Delectable.
- (PvF) How are you feeling Jayse? (laughs)
(Jayse laughs mockingly)
- Pfft!
- Hilarious! Laugh it up!
I'm like one for nine on the punishments here.
- (PvF) It's Rick and Morty time!
Under one cloche, we've got the oh so good
you need to time travel for it Szechuan sauce from Micky D's,
and on the other, our People Vs Food fan favorite,
also Sharon's, that doesn't seem to go away,
delicious [censored].
- It's a strong shit smell.
- (PvF) How good is your eagle eyesight?
- I eat my carrots.
- (PvF) We're doing a spot the difference time warp.
There are five things that are different between these two photos.
The first to shout it all out wins.
- Like the... - Rick's shirt is different colored.
- The toppings... - (PvF) Izzy got one!
- Rick's shirt is gone.
- It's hard to see, 'cause of the light!
- The shirt color!
- (PvF) Shirt yes! - Shirt color!
- The cheese has less dots. - (PvF) Yep!
- This burger doesn't have all the same toppings.
- The cheese on the burger on top has less,
I think, peppers or something, than the cheese on the bottom.
- (PvF) Izzy gets the cheese point, 'cause Jayse, you were not specific.
- The spots on the cheese!
- Morty doesn't have a stain on his shorts.
- Morty doesn't have blood on his pants.
- Morty's pants! - (PvF) Yep!
- Multiple eyes on the burger. - (PvF) Yep.
- Oh, the, the... - The eyes!
- The shelf in the back that has cans on the top,
and doesn't on the bottom. - (PvF) Jayse got one.
- Um... - Oh, the top shelf is empty!
- (PvF) Shelf is right! - Um...
- And the top shelf is gone. - (PvF) Yep.
That was a clean sweep by Jaxon.
- I'm pretty sure it's right here.
I'm gonna keep it right here.
- Oh my God. - And I'm gonna do it for you.
- One, two, three.
- Something tells me this isn't the [censored].
- Beep boop boop beep boop! Beep boop beep!
(laughs) No! God, why!?
- (both) Three, two, one.
- I got a bowl of [censored].
(Jaxon laughs) Oh wow!
And it's not like any [censored]. It's like bird [censored].
Like, it's like... (Jaxon laughs)
It's not even human [censored].
- Ugh, I haven't eaten delicious [censored] yet.
That's true.
- I also haven't eaten a delicious [censored].
- Oh, well, would you like to eat with me?
- I'll take a bite if you want me to.
- I don't know. (Benison gags)
- Bro, I took the biggest whiff right now,
and I almost chundered everywhere.
- You made it. Oh God!
- Mmm, I'd recognize that anywhere.
- This is awful.
(Benison gags) - Yeah.
- Ah!
- No, you just ruined the cupcake!
- This is the only thing I can do at this point.
- Eat that [censored]! Eat that [censored]!
Eat that [censored]!
- (buzzer) God damn!
- That's right! (Darius laughs)
- Ugh, what?
Oh, that texture is awful. - Go to it.
- That like literally hit my tongue,
and wanted to exit. - Yeah.
- It just, it was just... - From whatever end.
- Bleh!
- It's a very weird texture. - Weird [censored].
- It would be crunchy, it's not.
- Poopy poopy [censored]. Poop.
- You are such a champion. She didn't even have to do that.
Thank you, honestly, you're making me feel so much better
about losing every one. (laughs) She did it!
(laughs)
- (Walter) You wanna know what it's like a break bad?
- Is it breakfast?
- (Water) 'Cause I am the one who knocks.
- (Walt) And I'm the one who likes breakfast!
♪ It's Walt Jr. ♪ ♪ But you can call me MC Flynn ♪
(both laugh)
♪ Yeah, I'm all about that breakfast ♪ ♪ It's my jam ♪
♪ I'm talking turkey, sausage, eggs ♪ ♪ Bacon and ham ♪
- Bacon and ham!
- ♪ I go mental for continental ♪ ♪ Throw back a grand slam ♪
♪ Customize an omelette ♪ ♪ With all the right spices ♪
♪ Lean back like mac ♪
- That's right! - Oh my, got bars.
- (Maharaja) I hope this meal is to your liking, Dora.
- (Dora) Thank you, Maharaja.
It is an honor to explore your kingdom!
- Dora the Explorer.
Oh, monkey brains.
- (Maharaja) Enjoy the chilled monkey brains!
- Oh no, not monkey brains!
- (Dora) It's rude if I don't even try it!
- I'm actually kinda curious to try some monkey brains,
if I'm being 100% honest.
- You can have it if you want!
You can have it!
- (PvF) Finally, from Robot Chicken,
we've got a Breaking Bad breakfast feast
made with all the fixings,
and for the punishment, brains, monkey brains!
And to determine who gets their cloche of doom,
it's Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot time!
- The cloche of doom!
- Three, two, one! (grunts)
Okay, that was good. - Yeah!
- Sharon's like, you're bobbing and weaving!
You're bobbing and weaving, Sharon!
- Ugh, ugh, ugh!
(bell rings)
- That was quick, that was quick!
- Aww! - Oh yeah!
- Vibes, vibes, vibes, we're switching!
- Okay!
- Um, I'm going to stick with what I have here.
- (PvF) Jaxon, which one are you taking?
- I'm gonna stick with this one.
- Three, two, one.
- Oh.
- Oh! (laughs)
I swear, I smelled it too, right here.
- Uh oh! That's a nice breakfast.
(Jaxon whimpers)
- Oh good! - Oh good.
- That sounds like it's gonna be so good!
- Mmm, it really sounds great, Jayse, I'm so sorry.
- (PvF) How are you feeling about those brains?
- I'm alright.
- (laughs) This is the first time this has happened.
- Really? - (PvF) Yeah!
- I won one last time. - (PvF) Yeah!
- Why is it salty? (Darius laughs)
- Oh. - Uh-huh.
- Come on, are you kidding me?
Like a little taco? - Perfection.
- (PvF) So Robot Chicken actually began
with a short about Conan O'Brien and Britney Spears
that did not age well.
Do you wanna see it?
- I actually, that sounds really good.
Sounds like something Robot Chicken would do.
- (Conan) Britney, Britney!
♪ (angelic music) ♪ It's me, Conan!
- (Britney) Oh my God, Conan O'Brien!
I love your show! Do you wanna make out with me?
- (Conan) Okay!
- (Britney) That'd be great! You can be my boyfriend,
and we can live together in Florida.
- Oh my God.
- (Britney) And you can take me to school,
and help me learn to drive, and vote, and stuff.
- (Conan) Okay!
- (Britney) 'Cause I love you, we're like Romeo and Juliet
without all the families,
I would totally die for you, Conan!
- Oh my gosh!
- (Conan) Can't we just make out?
- (Britney) Don't toy with me, Conan,
I'll kill you so fast! - Oh geez.
- (Conan) I just wanted to meet you.
- (Britney) I loved you!
Now I have to divorce you and get an abortion!
- Woah! (crowd gasps)
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today, any final thoughts?
- (buzzer) God damn.
- Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
Aww man, I love Adult Swim.
This was a cool episode to be on.
Adult Swim is lit.
- No other person I'd be on this journey with than Shar.
Let's just put it that way. - You are my favorite person.
- We were like, we're... - Favorite!
Yeah. - Woo!
I feel like we went on a trip together.
- That was, and not a good one!
- Yeah. (laughs)
An adventurous one!
- An adventurous one, yes. - Adventurous one, indeed.
- Hold on, we're going back, circling back.
- Oh, cheesy pancake! (laughs)
- That one was a miss.
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
of Prize Vs Punishment: Adult Swim.
Let us know what you thought in the comments below,
and yeah, you wanna see Ash eat delicious [censored], don't you?
- I don't wanna see that!
- (PvF) Mmm.
- Oh my! (gags) Oh my God!
Oh my God!