NOW I'M SURE YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW I AM A BIG INSTAGRAM USER,
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT, I AM-- MY GRAM GAME IS, I THINK
WHAT THE YOUNG PEOPLE WOULD SAY IS LIT.
(LAUGHTER) I THINK THAT'S THE TECHNICAL
TERM.
WHEN IT COMES TO THE GRAM, HASHTAG CORDEN'S LIT.
OH YEAH, I'M LIT.
I'M LIT.
IT'S ABOUT TO GO OFF, THAT IS HOW LIT ST.
IT'S REAL TALK, IT'S LIT, RIGHT?
THIS IS HOW-- THIS IS HOW LIT IT IS.
SO FAR IN THE YEAR OF 2019, I HAVE POSTED ON INSTAGRAM A TOTAL
OF 0 TIMES.
(LAUGHTER) YEAH, I APPRECIATE THAT, THANKS.
I MIGHT POST SOMETHING IN APRIL.
DON'T WANT TO GET ANYONE'S HOPES UP, PROBABLY TIED INTO SOME SORT
OF COMMERCIAL ENDORSEMENT I'M DOING.
(LAUGHTER) BUT HERE'S THE THING, I NOTICED
THAT WHEN YOU TAKE A PHOTO ON INSTAGRAM AND YOU UPLOAD IT,
INSTAGRAM CROPS THE PHOTO AM BUT INSTA GRAP-- INTRA GRAM IS SO
THANKFUL FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE USING THEIR PLATFORM AND HOW MI
JUST YOU KNOW SENDING THE SHARE PRICE THROUGH THE ROOF, THEY
HAVE GIVEN US TONS OF ACCESS TO USERS' PHOTOS BEFORE THEY GET
CROPPED, OKAY.
SO LIKE THIS PHOTO HERE, THIS IS ALLISON BRIE, IT'S A CUTE PHOTO,
HER WITH HER CATS AM NOW I KNEW SHE WAS A CAT PERSON, HI NO IDEA
HOW MUCH OF A CAT PERSON SHE WAS.
CHECK OUT THE WHOLE THING.
(LAUGHTER) I MEAN IF SHE'S NOT CAREFUL
THAT'S A REAL CAT-ASTROPHE.
STOP IT, DON'T, DON'T YOU DARE, DON'T YOU DARE, SIR.
DON'T YOU CLAP THAT.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT, I'M NOT, YOU ARE.
HERE IS A PHOTO THAT GISELE POSTED, HER AND HER DAUGHTER
RIDING HORSES, SHE'S ON A BIG HORSE, HER DAUGHTER IS ON A
LITTLE HORSE.
AND IT IT MADE ME WONDER IF EVERYONE IN THAT FAMILY HAS A
HORSE SIZED JUST FOR THEM, THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING,
(LAUGHTER) LOOK AT THAT.
TOM BRADY IS HOLDING THE SUPER BOWL INTEREST OFEE, THAT MUST BE
A VERY RECENT PHOTO.
HE HASN'T EVEN CHANGED OUT OF HIS JERSEY, THAT IS HOW HE GOT
INTO DISNEYLAND, ERODE ON HORSEBACK.
(LAUGHTER) HERE'S A PHOTO THAT HEIDI KLUM
POSTED T IS HER ENGAGEMENT PHOTO.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL-- I KNOW, I KNOW, I
KNOW.
A BEAUTIFUL INTIMATE MOMENT AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
(LAUGHTER) JEFF GOLDBLUM, DID HE IT TO ME
WHEN I GOTTEN GAGED T IS JUST WHAT HE DOES.
HERE'S ONE OF SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I SAW THAT, I THOUGHT WHAT A GREAT OUTFIT.
I WAS LIKE WHY, WHY-- I YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT, REG, I THOUGHT
WHY, WHY WOULD SARAH JESSICA PARKER CROP HER HEAD OUT OF THIS
PHOTO.
THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
SHE'S MARSHMELLO.
I THINK WE'LL CUT THAT FROM THE SHOW.
(LAUGHTER) WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, THAT IS
AN EXCLUSIVE FOR ALL OF YOU.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THEY SAY THE WORST THING ABOUT
THAT, IT DIED IN REHEARSAL, EVEN MORE SHOCKING, YES, WE REHEARSED
THIS, BUT IT DIED IN REHEARSAL AND I SAID NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I THINK OUR AUDIENCE WILL FIND THAT HILARIOUS.
(LAUGHTER) AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE
NONPLUSSED.
AND NOW I'M WONDERING WILL WE NOT CUT IT AND JUST KEEP ALL OF
THIS IN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IT'S HARD TO KNOW, TUNE IN
TONIGHT TO FIND OUT.
(LAUGHTER) YOU GET IT, RIGHT, SHE'S
MARSHMELLO.
THIS IS THE THING.
NO ONE KNOWS WHO MARSHMELLO IS, RIGHT?
AND WE WERE LIKE WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS IF IT WAS
SARAH-- DOESN'T MATTER.
DOESN'T MATTER.
OKAY.
CUZ SHE IS-- IT IS SO LUDICRIS THAT CAT-- LIKE SHE'S THE WOMAN
FROM SEX AND THE CITY, RIGHT, AND THE PROSPECT OF HER
APPROXIMATING MARSHMELLO IS HILARIOUS.
YOU KNOW, THE SONG WITH BASSILE, IT UNT DID MATTER, OKAY.
HERE'S ONE, NOW WE HAVE TO DO T AS IF THAT DID GET CUT, SEE?
REG, GIVE US A NATURAL LAUGH LEAD-IN AS IF YOU SAW-- WHICH
ONE WAS T JEFF GOLDBLUM.
WAIT, GO.
(LAUGHTER) WHAT?
IS HERE'S ONE, ZENDAYA POSTED, HERE IS ZENDAYA IN SUCH A GREAT
DRESS.
I THOUGHT THAT, I THOUGHT WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET A FUR DRESS
LIKE, THAT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING, OH GOD.
(LAUGHTER) OH GOSH.
I GUY WENT OH, NO.
IT IT ISN'T REAL.
IT IS NOT REAL.
IT IS A JOKE.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER ISN'T MARSHMELLO.
I DON'T THINK, I DON'T KNOW.
HERE'S ONE, HERE'S ONE THAT LENNY KRAVITZ POSTED, THIS IS
HIM CASUALLY SITTING AROUND WITH ONE OVERALL UNDONE, THEN I SAW
THE WHOLE THING BREASTFEED BREASTFEEDING-- THAT'S AN
AMAZING DEAL, GET IT WHILE YOU CAN.
THAT WAS CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LAURA
DERN AND ALL FONSO KAWRAN.