You know, quickly, I...
Louie, uh, I haven't seen you in a while.
-ANDERSON: Yes, yes. -And do you remember?
He got me my first audition at The Comedy Store years ago.
I was 21ish. 20, 21.
And I was waiting on the sidewalk out there,
you know, on Sunset, and then you came out,
and you go, "Mm, she didn't like you."
-I know. I felt so bad. -I didn't get it.
-Ah, it's all right. -But you did it.
You did the set, and lookit, you are still on the air.
I turned it around. Yes, thank you.
(cheering and applause)
I like that. Extending a compliment to me.
-Yeah. They finally passed you 20 years later, right? -True.
It did. I didn't go back in for easily...
-Until about four... -Is that true?
Four years ago, I finally went back in.
-Wow. -Yeah. 'Cause I, uh...
-I don't know. -You're still not funny.
(laughter)
Well, we have some pointless censorship news right here.
Facebook and Instagram users are no longer allowed
to use emojis to make sexual comments.
-It's so dumb. -TIANA: Hmm.
Like, like they have any idea what people are doing.
But, uh, some of the casualties include the peach
and, of course, the eggplant.
-Oh. -I don't like this.
Oh, I get it now.
-(laughter) -Oh!
-I know. -I'm so... I'm so used to eating everything.
(laughter)
SPADE: You never just stop and look?
I had no idea. I get it. I get it.
I know, I never got it because I'm from Georgia.
Some people would send me the peach and the water.
I'm like, "Oh, are they just talking
"about the humidity where I'm from?
Like, I don't know."
I didn't know. I was always responding
with a fist bump and a black one,
and I was like, "Oh, that's probably giving people
the wrong impression now."
-(laughter) -You know?
The only ones I use
are the two peanuts and the tongue.
TIANA: Oh, that's all you use?
-SPADE: Is it a... -That goes a long way.
-(laughter) -Two nuts and a tongue,
-they don't bother you no more. -TIANA: Uh-huh.
That is gross. Think about it.
Figure that one out, Facebook.
-I'm glad I don't have a nut allergy. Yeah. -Yeah.
-The banana is finally getting its time to shine. -TIANA: Oh.
I mean, we sort of overlook the banana and the corn cob.
They sort of do the trick. And the bone.
-The bone's been there the whole time. -ANDERSON: The bone, yeah.
TIANA: It's also like...
I feel like the eggplant is a very generous emoji
when you're talking... You know what I mean?
Like, I feel like I've seen a lot more carrots
and mushrooms in my day.
I don't know if I've seen too many eggplants.
-SPADE: Yeah. -(laughs) You know?
I think Saturday Night Live won't like the bone, either.
-I think the cucumber could come back. -The bone is boring.
-The cucumber? -Oh, the cucumber? Oh, yeah.
-Or the zucchini or... -Is that one?
-Those... -And the tomato could be the...
you know, the new peach.
(laughter)
Firm but ultimately messy.
(laughter)
Yeah. All right.
Well, um, uh, you know what I do when I'm in trouble?
This is a funny one. You, uh...
If things aren't going well with somebody,
-you do the cartwheel into the manhole. -Oh.
Like you're going right into it.
So-- I shouldn't even give that one away. That one's too good.
-Uh, not sexual, but it just-- It's a fun one. -Too good.
Joey, I'm gonna text you later.
Um, the University of Oxford has banned clapping
at their commencement ceremonies in favor of silent jazz hands.
Joey, you went to Oxford, they said.
Are you... okay with this?
Uh, no.
I mean, you got to clap, something.
I mean, we're getting offended over a clap now?
What's next, a sneeze? You know?
-What are we gonna do? -I know it causes them anxiety,
but if I don't get applause, I'm...
-full of anxiety. -Yeah. -Then you get anxiety. That's true.
-It means I'm dying up there. -We work off their energy.
Yeah. I mean, I grew up in the South,
so it's like we didn't get applause for anything growing up
unless we graduated eighth grade without getting pregnant.
Then everyone's like, "Oh, wow. That's very,
-you know, like, very, you know." Yeah. -"You did it.
-You made it. You made it." -"You made it." -"You did it!"
Yeah. I-I-- There was snapping for a while,
-like in beat clubs, but that's obviously too stressful. -Yeah.
A couple people here are triggered. I see it.
Freaking out. But if they would have that Queen song
at-at, like, concerts, it's like...
♪ Boom, boom. ♪
ANDERSON: Ah!
-It's not as fun. -Yeah.
People might have known he was gay faster.
-Yeah, that's true. -Wow...
Joey, do you think this generation is too soft?
-Do I think they're too soft? Uh... -Yeah.
I know I'm soft.
Me, too. Don't feel bad.
-Uh, at times. -We're a couple of softies.
-Yeah, we're a couple of softies. -Sorry,
I didn't mean to step on you.
Yeah. Kind of. Some things,
-like the peanut allergies and the... -Yeah.
You know, stuff like that.
I mean, I was allergic to maple syrup,
and I just kept eating pancakes
till my eye blew out of its head.
And now I eat pancakes, you know what I'm saying?
-That's right. -Tough love. -Feed them the peanuts.
-What's the big deal? -Yeah.
Something to think about.