>> Greg: I DON’T BELIEVE THAT.
OH, STOP.
STOP.
STOP
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Laura:
>> Greg: DON’T STOP.
HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY IT IS
TUESDAY RIGHT?
THANK YOU.
WHY IS TWITTER CAUSING SUMP E
MORBIDITY STRIFE IN THE
GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA?
WELL THEY WERE THE JUNKIES AND
THEIR DRUG DEALER JUST GOT
KILLED.
ELON MUSK NOW RUNS THE CORNER
WITH NEW RULES AND NEW PRICES.
AND THE JUNKIES ARE SCREAMING
THIS JUST ISN’T FAIR.
BUT IT IS.
IT’S FAIRER THAN KAT’S SKIN
AFTER GIVING TWO PINTS OF BLOOD
IN FEBRUARY.
WHOEVER WROTE THAT IS KIND OF
FREAKING ME OUT NOW.
BUT WHEN YOU’RE USED TO
PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT YOU
ALWAYS COMPLAIN WHEN THE FIELDS
ARE FINALLY LEVEL.
THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SEEING.
WITH TWITTER CHANGING, THE MEDIA
IS LOSING THEIR LIE INSURANCE.
TWITTER WAS TO THE MEDIA WHAT
COW FARMERS ARE TO McDONALD’S,
WHAT COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS TO THE
NFL, WHAT KFC IS TO JOY BEHAR’S
ASS.
IT WAS THE ASSEMBLY LINE OF
APPROVED OPINIONS TO BOLSTER
THEIR IDEOLOGY.
LISTEN TO THIS WHITE HOUSE
REPORTER BEGGING THE WHITE HOUSE
TO SAY THAT THEY’LL GET
INVOLVED.
>> A CRITICAL MOMENT REALLY IN
TERMS OF ENSURING THAT TWITTER
DOES NOT BECOME A SECTOR FOR
MISINFORMATION.
I MEAN, ARE YOU CONCERNED?
WHO IS IT AT THE WHITE HOUSE
THAT IS REALLY KEEPING TRACK OF
THIS?
>> SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES HAVE A
RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT THEIR
PLATFORMS FROM BEING USED BY ANY
USER TO INSIGHT VIOLENCE
ESPECIALLY VIOLENCE DIRECTED AT
INDIVIDUAL COMMUNITIES AS WE
HAVE SEEING AND THE PRESIDENT
HAS BEEN VERY CLEAR ON CALLING
THAT OUT.
HE’LL CONTINUE TO DO THAT AND
WE’RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO
MONITOR THE SITUATION.
>> Greg: MONITORING THE
SITUATION.
CAN YOU BLAME THEM FOR FREAKING
OUT?
IT’S LIKE PULLING A RATTLE OUT
OF A TEETHING BABY’S MOUTH AND
SAYING NO MORE YOU WHINEY LITTLE
BRAT.
REMEMBER IN THE OLD DAYS
JOURNALISTS HAD BEATS.
THEY COVERED LOCAL GOVERNMENT,
CRIME, SPORTS.
BACK THEN NO ONE COVERED SOCCER.
YOU HAD TO CALL PEOPLE AND GET
QUOTES AND WRITE A STORY BASED
ON YOUR NOTES AND LITTLE NOTE
PAD.
BUT THAT CHANGED WITH TWITTER.
TWEETS REPLACED BEATS.
AND NOW THEY THINK THOSE TWEETS
ARE GONE FOREVER AND IT’S SCARY
BECAUSE JOURNALISTS RELIED ON
TWITTER TO TELL THEM WHAT TO
THINK AND WHAT THE NEWS WAS.
WHICH IS LIKE GETTING YOUR
DRINKING WATER FROM YOUR
NEIGHBOR’S SEPTIC TANK.
BUT IF IT TRENDED ON TWITTER,
THEY JUMPED ON IT QUICKER THAN
ME ON A STORY ABOUT A TRANS
TEACHER WITH GIANT BOOBS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: I’M NOT GOING TO LET IT
GO.
I THINK THE AUDIENCE IS WITH ME.
THANK YOU.
YES.
BUT WHAT TRENDED IS WHAT ONLY
TURNED ON AN ACTIVIST.
USUALLY A 20 YEAR OLD WITH
HYGIENE ISSUES AND UNDEFINED
SEXUAL PROBLEMS THAT REQUIRE HIM
TO SCOTCH GUARD HIS MOUSE PAD.
THE MEDIA LET THE LOUDEST MOST
IRRATIONAL PEOPLE GUIDE THEM.
TWITTER PROVIDED THE OPINIONS,
WHICH IS WHY YOU HEAR THE SAME
ONES OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE
MEDIA.
NOT ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT.
AND THAT’S BAD FOR POLITICAL
DISCOURSE BUT GREAT FOR FORCING
PEOPLE TO SAY MEN CAN HAVE
BABIES.
IT’S AMAZING TO WATCH THE PEOPLE
FEED OFF OTHERS LIKE A SOCCER
TEAM PLANE CRASHED ON A
MOUNTAIN.
THE BEST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENED TO SOCCER.
I JOKE.
MEANWHILE TWITTER’S PREVIOUS
BOSSES AXED ANYTHING THAT WOULD
INTERFERE WITH A BAEZ NARRATIVE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE A STORY ABOUT A
CERTAIN CRACK HEAD AND HIS
LAPTOP.
NOW YOU SEE WHY THESE HACKS ARE
SO TERRIFIED, THEY MIGHT HAVE TO
ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING.
MUSK TOOK THEIR CHEAT SHEET AWAY
AND THEY’RE ALREADY IN FULL
MELTDOWN MODE.
>> IT’S AMAZING TO WATCH SOMEONE
LIKE ELON MUSK WHO IS SUCH AN --
HE’S SUCH A CHILD.
YOU KNOW,’S SO IMMATURE HE NEEDS
ATTENTION ALL THE TIME AND THESE
GUYS WITH THE MONEY AND
ATTENTION AND DADDY ISSUES.
>> THE LIBERTARIAN NONSENSE IS
DESTRUCTIVE TO AMERICAN NATIONAL
SECURITY AND HE HAS TO
REINSTITUTE THE SAME
RESTRICTIONS THAT WERE ON
TWITTER BEFORE HE BOUGHT IT.
>> AND THAT’S SORT OF A SPEAK TO
HOW HE’S GOVERNING AT TWITTER
NOT MUCH TRANSPARENCY TO WHAT’S
GOING ON JUST REALLY HIM RULING
BY TWEET.
>> THERE’S SOMETHING VERY
DANGEROUS HE REMINDS ME OF A
BOND VILLAIN WHEN THE RICHEST
GUY IN THE WORLD BUYS A SOCIAL
MEDIA PLATFORM IT’S NOT A GOOD E
QUESTIONS.
I THINK HE’S A DANGEROUS FELLOW.
>> A DANGEROUS FELLOW SAYS THE
STUPID GUY AT MSNBC.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO APPLAUD, SAVE
THAT FOR LATER WHEN I TAKE OFF
MY SHIRT.
SO IT’S WEIRD.
HOW DID THE MEDIA COME TO FIND A
PERSON WHO’S EXPANDING FREE
SPEECH TO BE SO DANGEROUS?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE
DEFIANCE DISAGREEABLENESS AS
HATE SPEECH AND HATE SPEECH THEN
AS A CRIME.
BECAUSE THEN FREE SPEECH BECOMES
A CRIME FOR ALLOWING
DISAGREEABLE SPEECH.
SO THEY DON’T WANT WHAT ELON
WANTS, WHICH IS A TOWN SQUARE,
UNLESS THEY CAN RUN IT LIKE
TIANANMEN.
THEY WANTED A PRIVATE CLUB WITH
A VELVET ROPE THAT KEPT SCRUBS
LIKE YOU OUT.
THAT’S WHY SUCH A TINY % OF
USERS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL
THE TWEETS AND THOSE ARE THE
PEOPLE YOU SEE IN PANIC MODE.
A ROFACT SCIENTIST NAMED ALYSSA
MILAN A A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST
NAMED ROB REINER A WORLD
RENOWNED HEART SURGEON NAMED
DEBRA MESSING.
IT’S NOT SURPRISED THEY’RE MAD
NOW WE’LL BE ABLE TO SEE WHEN
THEIR PANTS ARE ON FIRE AND
WE’RE ALREADY SEEING HOW MUSK IS
PLANNING TO SHOW THEIR PRIOR
FAILURES.
THE TWITTER FILES COMES FREE
SPEECH POSSESSION IS SOON TO BE
PUBLISHED ON TWITTER ITSELF.
THE PUBLIC DESERVES TO KNOW WHAT
REALLY HAPPENED.
CLEARLY ALLUDING TO NEW YORK
POST HUNTER BIDEN STORY BEFORE
THE ELECTION, A STORY THE MEDIA
IS FINALLY ADMITTING IS TRUE ALL
ALONG WHEN IT’S SAFE TO, JUST IN
TIME FOR THE NEW HUNTER BIDEN
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
THAT I’VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT.
I CAN’T WAIT.
♪
>> THIS HOLIDAY SEASON DON’T
PUNISH YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER
BORING RERUN, BLOW THE ROOF OFF
THE DUMP WITH AN UNFORGETTABLE
SPECIAL FOR THE AGES.
IT’S A HUNTER BIDEN CHRISTMAS.
YOU’LL SEE HUNTER BEING NAUGHTY
PLAYING IN THE SNOW AND BAKING
COOKIES WITH HIS MET DEALER
ENRIQUE PLUS A PERFORMANCE OF OH
HOLY NIGHT BY HUNTER’S ALL
PROSTITUTE CHOIR AND WHAT WOULD
BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A HAIR
SNIFFING VISIT TRANSIENT THE BIG
GUY HIMSELF.
IT’S A HUNTER BIDEN CHRISTMAS
NEXT THURSDAY AT 8:00 ONLY ON
FOX.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Laura: THAT’S WHAT I CALL A
TRULY WHITE CHRISTMAS.
>> PERIOD!
>> Laura:.
>> Laura: LET’S WELCOME
TONIGHT’S GUESTS.
AS A LAWYER AND CHEERLEADER, SHE
WAS KNOWN FOR HER MOTIONS.
OUTNUMBERED HOST EMILY COMPAGNO!
>> THE OPINIONS HE WRITES KEEPS
LIBERALS UP AT NIGHT FOX NEWS
CONTRIBUTOR AND OPINION EDITOR
CHARLIE HURT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Laura: AND SHE’LL STEAL YOUR
HEART WHILE GOING THROUGH YOUR
WALLET.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Laura: AND FINALLY SANTA SITS
ON HIS LAP FOR CHRISTMAS.
MY MASSIVE SIDE KICK AND THE
NWATELEVISION WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT
CHAMPION TYRUS.
>> Tyrus: IS THAT YOU?
>> NO.
>> Tyrus: I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS
YOU
>> Kat: NO, NO, NO.
>> Laura: I DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF
THAT.
KIDDING.
EMILY GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> Emily: GREAT TO BE THE HERE
>> Laura: IT REALLY IS, ISN’T
IT?
IT MUST BE GREAT FOR YOU TO BE
ON THIS SHOW.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE ABOUT THIS KIND
OF, I DON’T KNOW, THIS -- I HATE
TO USE THE WORDING DOWN BUT MORE
THIS IRRATIONAL CONCERN COMING
FROM THE MEDIA AND GOVERNMENT.
>> Emily: IT WOULD BE AMUSING,
IT WOULD BE LAUGHABLE IF IT
DIDN’T ACTUALLY HAVE REAL WORLD
CONSEQUENCES ON SO MANY PEOPLE.
THIS IS THE SAME GROUP OF
PEOPLE.
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
SAYING THEY’RE MONITORING THE
PLATFORM FOR HATE.
THAT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
ON THE PRESIDENT’S AGENDA.
MEANWHILE THE AYATOLLAH HAS BEEN
TEXTING OR TWEETING FREELY THE
WHOLE TIME.
THIS THESE ARE THE SAME
LAWMAKERS NUMBER ONE AMONG THEM
KAMALA HARRIS WHO ARE IN BED
WITH THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS,
THE REASON WHY NONE OF THEM ARE
LIABLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS
ON IT SO WHEN PEOPLE HAVE
ENJOYED LIVE STREAMS OF RAPE AND
GARNERING SUPPORT FOR REALLY
TERRIBLE HORRIBLE VIOLENT CRIMES
NO ONE AT THE TOP IS HELD
ACCOUNTABLE BECAUSE OF THESE
PEOPLE IN CHARGE AND THE
ADMINISTRATION RIGHT IT’S JUST
THE USERS.
BUT THEY FLIP THAT POINT OF VIEW
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ELON MUSK
IS THE REASON THAT THE WORLD IS
FALLING APART.
AND THIS IS THE SAME PRESIDENT
WHO, I GUESS AGAIN, THIS IS HIS
PRIORITY, BUT HE DECIDES TO TAKE
AIR MARSHALS OFF PLANES AND PUT
THEM OFF THE SOUTHERN BORDERS,
RIGHT, OUR DOLLARS GOING UP.
SO MANY THINGS IN THIS WORLD
CONSUMING AMERICANS THAT ARE
TRUE STRESSORS AND YES THIS IS
WHAT IS CONSUMING OUR
ADMINISTRATION.
THIS IS WHAT OUR TAX DOLLARS ARE
FUNDING, THEIR HAIR CATCHING ON
FIREMAN MAN I WOULDN’T KNOCK THE
AYATOLLAH’S TWEETS.
THIS HE ARE PRETTY GOOD.
DID YOU SEE HIS TOP TEN LIST OF
CHRISTMAS MOVIES.
>> Emily: IS HUNTER BIDEN’S
MOVIE ON THERE
>> Greg: SCROOGE WAS NUMBER ONE.
HE DIDN’T HAVE A CHRISTMAS STORY
ON THERE.
CHARLIE PLEASURE SEEING YOU AS
WELL.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE FACT
THAT THEY’RE SO SCARED?
I REALLY DO BELIEVE THIS HAS TO
DO WITH HATE SPEECH NOW BEING
BROUGHT TO INCLUDE ANYTHING
DISAGREEABLE.
>> Charlie: OH, I THINK YOU’RE
EXACTLY RIGHT.
AND WHAT’S SO AMAZING ABOUT IT
IS TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE IN THE
PRESS.
THEY’RE THE ONES THE MOST UPSET
ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW AND IF YOU STEP BACK
AND YOU TAKE SOMETHING LIKE
TWITTER, WHICH IS KIND OF THE
MOST AMAZING DEMOCK TIEING TOOL
IN THE WORLD FOR FREE SPEECH AND
ONLY THESE PEOPLE COULD TAKE IT
AND TWIST IT AROUND AND TURN IT
INTO A WEAPON IN ORDER TO
SILENCE THE PEOPLE THAT -- NOT
ONLY SILENCE THEIR ENEMIES BUT
WHAT THEY’RE POINTING OUT WHICH
IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE DOING,
THEY’RE ACTUALLY MAKING THEIR
OPPONENTS AND WHAT THEIR
OPPONENTS SUPPORT LIKE ILLEGAL
AND ILLICIT AND VERB BODEN.
>> Laura:
>> Greg: THAT’S GERMAN RIGHT?
>> Charlie:.
>> Charlie: I THINK SO.
THESE PEOPLE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT
THREATS TO DEMOCRACY AND THEY
RAFT THE WHOLE LAST ELECTION
ABOUT THREATS TO DEMOCRACY AND
THE SINGLE GREATEST THREAT TO
DEMOCRACY IS THESE PEOPLE
COLLUDING BETWEEN -- THE
COLLUSION BETWEEN THE MEDIA AND
PEOPLE LIKE JOE BIDEN AND
DEMOCRATS IN ORDER TO SILENCE
THE ELECTORATE.
BECAUSE WITHOUT AN INFORMED
ELECTORATE YOU DON’T HAVE A
REPUBLICAN.
>> THAT’S RIGHT
>> Greg: THESE ARE THE PEOPLE
TALKING ABOUT MISINFORMATION AND
DISINFORMATION.
THAT’S A LITTLE RICH KAT DON’T
YOU THINK
>> Kat: YEP
>> Greg: YEP.
TRYING TO THINK OF AN ANALOGY
TWITTER BEING TAKEN OVER BY ELON
MUSK, SOMETHING THAT WOULD UPSET
THE REPUBLICANS LIKE THE NRA
CHOOSING A NEW PRESIDENT AND
IT’S ALYSSA MILANOR
>> Kat: OR JUST TWITTER BEFORE
ELON MUSK.
BECAUSE ALL THE THINGS THAT
CONSERVATIVES WERE COMPLAINING
ABOUT AND PEOPLE WERE SAYING,
OH, THAT’S CRAZY YOU’RE NOT
BEING SHADOW BAND OR THERE’S NO
POLITICALLY MOTIVATED ALGORITHM.
KEEP IN MIND THE ONLY THING
PEOPLE ON THE LEFT ARE CONCERNED
ABOUT IS CONSERVATIVES WERE
RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME BUT WE’RE
EXPECTED TO JUST NOT CARE.
AND THEY’RE REALLY TRYING TO --
THEY’RE TRYING AND FAILING TO
MAKE IT SEEM LIKE ELON IS
HYPOCRITICAL.
I’VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE, OKAY,
IF HE’S THAT LIBERTARIAN HE
BELIEVES IN FREE SPEECH YOU
CAN’T DO ANYTHING APPLE WANTS TO
DO.
HE SAID HE DIDN’T LIKE IT.
HE DIDN’T SAY THERE SHOULD BE A
LAW SAYING APPLE FROM DOING
THIS.
ALL THE FREE SPEECH POINT OF
VIEW SAYS YOU CAN SAY AND DO
WHAT YOU WANT AND I WON’T
INTERFERE WITH THAT AND I DON’T
THINK THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD
INTERFERE WITH THAT.
JUST BECAUSE IT’S NOT A FIRST
AMENDMENT VIOLATION DOESN’T MEAN
IT DOESN’T GO AGAINST THE
CULTURAL VALUE OF FREE SPEECH
WHICH ALSO HAS VALUE WHETHER
FIRST AMENDMENT APPLIES TO IT OR
NOT
>> Greg: LOOK AT THAT.
THE SCHOLARSHIP.
>> Tyrus: WHAT?
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW.
>> Tyrus: I DON’T KNOW
>> Greg: YOU’RE LOOKING AT ME
I’M LOOKING AT YOU.
>> Tyrus: I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOU
YOU’RE THE HOST
>> Greg: I KNOW IT’S HARD TO
LOOK AWAY.
>> Tyrus: I JUST LOOK ABOVE.
LISTEN, ANYTIME YOU’VE SEEN IN
COURT WHERE A VICTIM OF A
HORRIBLE CRIME, THE OTHER
ATTORNEY’S JOB IS TO MAKE THEM
LOOK LIKE SOMETHING’S WRONG, YOU
KNOW, LIKE A RAPE VICTIM THEY
BRING UP HER SEXUAL PAST TO TRY
TO LIKE DIMINISH HER.
THEY HAVE USED TWITTER AS THEIR
FRONT LINE DEFENSE AND FILTER.
THEY’VE USED IT TO GO AFTER
ENEMIES, THEY’VE USED IT TO
PROTECT THEMSELVES.
USED IT TO PROTECT THEIR GUY.
THE HUNTER BIDEN STORY WOULD
HAVE COST THEM THE ELECTION SO
THEY SQUASHED IT AND SQUASHED
STORY AFTER STORY AND ANYONE
THEY WANTED TO GO AFTER TO END
THEM IT WASN’T THROUGH THE
COURTS OR POLICE, IT WAS THROUGH
TWITTER.
CANCEL.
THEY BECAME WOKE.
ELON BY OPENING UP IS NOW
SHOWING THE CRIMES THEY
COMMITTED, THE THINGS THAT THEY
DID WRONG.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
DO YOU OWN IT?
NO.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE ELON A
CRIMINAL.
SO THEY NOW USE WORDS THAT MEAN
NOTHING.
HE’S ATTACKING FREE SPEECH.
HOW IS HE DOING THAT?
HE DIDN’T SAY THIS IS THE NEW
RIGHT TWEET AND REPLACE THE BIRD
WITH AN ELEPHANT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING.
HE JUST SAID WE CAN ALL TALK.
WHICH MEANS THINGS ARE GOING TO
COME OUT AND HE’S MESSING WITH
THEM.
I’M GOING TO PUT INFORMATION,
BECAUSE THERE’S GOING TO BE
CONVERSATIONS JUST LIKE THERE
WAS THOSES THE MESSAGES ABOUT
PRESIDENT TRUMP GOING WE CANNOT
LET THIS HAPPEN.
WE HAVE FBI AGENTS TEXTING BACK
AND FORTH ON HOW THEY WERE GOING
TO GO TO GET RID OF HIM.
THOSE THINGS WERE HAPPENING IN
TWITTER AND UNLIKE THE FBI, THE
ONES IT HAD TO BE SECRETIVE THEY
WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT IT AND
THEY WERE DOING IT.
SO THEY HAVE TO CREATE HIM THEY
HAVE TO MAKE HIM A CRIMINAL AND
SPIN IT AND THEY WILL PULL IN
ALL THEIR ALLIES THAT’S WHY
THEY’RE WATCHING AND ALL OF A
SUDDEN APPLE CARES ABOUT FREE
SPEECH AND PLATFORMS.
MEANWHILE IN CHINA WHERE THEIR
PHONES ARE MADE AND IT’S