Hey what's up Rob here for Man vs. Pin, hanging out in the middle of the
forest, looking for this week's DIY project materials
Elizabeth suggested this week's project glow-in-the-dark tree stumps
now I know how much... oh Jesus... now I know how much you guys love glow in the dark sh*t
especially after last week's episode so, uh, I said f*ck it let's do some more
I got my lumberjack shirt on here, I got my axe, looking for some trees to cut down
Which one of you lucky m*therf*ckers is it gonna be?
Oh yeah look at that one. This is the one, you're coming with me, buddy
You're coming with me. I got some f***in' lumberjack sh*t going on right here
Uh, ok, uh, this even f***in' sharp
Ohh yeah, yeah... motherf*ck*r. F*ck, it sucks
Holy sh*t! Alright....
F*ckin' pinterest... oh sh*t... it sucks, f*ck you
*heavy breathing* it's all your fault, isn't it? it's all your fault.. Oh sh*t, oh sh*t,oh sh*t!
Did it! need a chainsaw or somethin'.
aw god damm*t
I don't know how to use this thing, sh*t!
*coughing*
*loud chainsaw sound*
Alright. Well there you go.The logs for this week's project. I hope
you're all happy now
I cut down a f*ckin' tree for you, just know that you're all part of the problem
Pin-o-meter... None of these glow-in-the-dark projects ever work, bullsh*t
Alright well, there you go. So I went to the supply store and picked up
every f*ckin' kind of glow paint they had, I'm not taking any chances
I cleaned out each of the logs and began applying my glow in the dark paint
and right off the bat these are looking pretty f*ckin' sweet
I can't wait till they're all lit up and f*ckin' glowing like the picture. That's gonna be
awesome
I put them outside all day in the sunlight to charge 'em up and I
waited till nightfall
Here they are..huh.. would you look at that? They are, uh, they're not really,uhhh, they're not really glowing so much
You know that--that's to be expected, we've been here before
All you gotta do is you just throw a black light on it. Boom! surprisingly that
looks actually really f*ckin' cool
Unfortunately, uhh this is-- this is what it really looks like to the-- to the naked
eye without camera magic, not that exciting
Definitely not like the picture. I followed the instructions, log stools painted with
glow-in-the-dark paint. You tellin' me.. I f*ckin cut down a tree and spent
eighty three goddamn dollars on f*ckin glow-in-the-dark paint. This sh*t isn't gonna f*ckin work
Pin-o-Meter :*ahem*
Oh,what, what, what now Pin-o-Meter?
Pin-o-Meter: a very simple google search produce these results
What the f*ck are you even... What are you talking about? Oh what the f*ck is this?
Vancouver artist, Judson Beaumont.. What!? these are
not even real f*ckin' logs. What f*ckin c*ck smokin' f*ckin Pinterest bullsh*t is this!
There's lights inside, there's a f*ckin' cord right there
That goddamn thing has a cord. I mean, WHAT THE F*CK!
Believe nothing! It's all a f*ckin sham!
You're all being f*ckin' lied to! F*ckin bullsh*t! *slammed door sound*