I have a pen.
I have an apple.
No one likes you bitch!
Ughhh....
Jacky boy!
I'm not here to sing a diss track or roast you no way.
What’s going on guys, I’m Chad Wild Clay and as usual do not leave a comment below
until after the video otherwise you might end up looking like a fool.
Oh great... here come your guys comments again about roasting people...
Alright guys, I’ll do my best to roast JackSepticEye but I really have no good reason to roast
him.
I'm gonna go ask Vy here and see if she has any ideas.
Wait, what is she saying?
Hello Vy?
Hi Jack, this is gonna be so fun!
I think so too!
You’s a cutie Vy!
Aw thanks Jack!
So how was your day?
You first!
I'll be a gentleman.
Go ahead Vy tell me all about your boring life.
I remember when she did this with Markiplier...
Give it up Vy!
I know you're not really talking to Jack.
Oh man!
I was really trying to help you because I know everybody wants you to roast Jacksepticeye.
Well if you think of any other good reason to roast him definitely let me know!
Otherwise I'm gonna go ask you guys right now on Twitter.
And see if you guys have any ideas on why I should roast him.
Let me put the camera down here...
So you all are saying roast Jacksepticeye but I need a reason to roast him.
Alright, so let's see what you guys have to say about that.
He’s Irish.
that should work just fine Chad.
Hmmmm.
Yeah!
Irish, OK OK
You know why there is so much grass?
So the Irish have something to fall on when they are tipsy.
Wait a second...I’m Irish.
I can't make fun of myself...
What else we got from you guys here...
He's a potato.
Why you so hard to roast Jack?
He ate a potato dog family.
OK OK I'll try a potato joke here.
You know what kind of potato you are Jack?
A hot potato!
Wait, that's not a burn...
Why is this guy so hard to roast.
He disliked your video maybe?
That would help if he did that.
He’s making you lose views by dissing you in his description.
You serious?
OK OK Let’s go check out one of his videos here.
Put on some headphones.
And let's uh check out this video right here.
Top of the morning to you ladies my name is Jacksepticeye!
I can't hear anything you're saying!
Wait wait, my hearing is coming back a little bit.
Say that again!
I just talked to Matthias about you having a hard time roasting JackSepticEye so he's
skyping you right now.
Oh awesome!
Thanks Vy!
Hey Matthias!
Uh hey man!
Yeah, no, I heard you’re having a hard time roasting JackSepticEye
Yeah man!
This Jacksepticeye is way too nice!
I've got nothing to roast him on.
Well, somebody sent me a video that I think you will think is inspiring.
Check this one out...
OK, dude I'm going to turn the volume down first.
Alright let’s check it out.
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
You're so dumb!
Stop recommending me this shit YouTube
I have a pen.
I have an apple.
No one likes you bitch!
Ughh!
Apple Pen!
His voice is so annoying my ears started to bleed
Pen pineapple apple pen
OK man, I’ve heard enough!
Chad, I think it’s time you made dinner…
Make dinner?
Oh...cuz for dinner I’m gonna
Roast an Irish Potato!
Any time I need to totally roast somebody I do hella crazy research.
Thankfully I had so many tweets from you guys helping me out.
Hmmm I could roast him on his green hair
Green hear...he's not really Irish.
Oh, he dyed his hair green because he's secretly green with envy of every other YouTuber.
Jack you're hair is so green you look like Leafy's avatar!
Alright, what else we got here...
He’s friends with PewDiePie.
He agrees with PewDiePie and thinks you’re cringy.
Most people don't know this but Jacksepticeye and PewDiePie are actually two different people!
I even wrote a little song about it.
Pewdiepie.
Jacksepticeye.
Are they not both the same guy?
Guys!
Check out my new favorite channel.
It is so good!
Jack is an off brand PewDiePie
For the last time it's green!
Green Pewdiepie!
The original pewdiepie is on youtube.com/markiplier
Oh, speaking of Markiplier it is widely speculated that these two are dating.
But I found this clip of Markiplier saying he'll never be Jacks boyfriend.
I'll never be your boyfriend!
Whoa!
Did you see how angry Jack got Mark didn't want to be his boyfriend!?
Hey guys! what’s up guys?
Chad!
Don’t roast JackSepticEye!
Yeah, it turns out that video I sent you earlier...yeah yeah it was fake...
It was fake
It was fake?
So he never criticized me?
Dang it!
But so many people want me to roast him!
I know but you can’t.
But why?
Why can't I roast him?
Your roast causes a chain reaction in the space-time continuum…
...which causes Jack to go crazy and attack Misha
And how do you guys know all of this?
My future self sent a video back in time to warn me.
Please, please get this video back to Misha.
Misha, it is me.
I am you.
You are me.
from the year 2036
Do not go to vidcon next year in 2017 cuz remember when you said Jacksepticeye is a
clown?
well at this Vidcon you meet him and he says "Top of the morning to you Misha!
I'm gonna punch you in the face like a boss!"
Knocked me straight out.
When I woke up I was missing a kidney.
Whoa Misha I just noticed you look a lot like Chad when you’re older!
Well gotta stop this from happening.
I can’t let JackSepticEye take your kidney!
I know exactly what I need to do!
Good luck!
I’m counting on you!
There’s a YouTube channel shouting louder than anybody
Then he exclaims, top of the morning to ya laddies
And thanks I say, cuz now I can’t hear my wife complain
Did you know, I’d never roast JackSepticEye for being Irish
or like a PewDiePie that is green
Jacky boy, I’m not here to sing a diss track or roast you, no way
Ooh, if Markiplier knew the way that you feel, yeah
This is not a roast but desire
To ship you “Septiplier Away”
There is no other man that’s as cute
as you playing games
You’re like a potato on cocaine that’s gay, whoopsy
I mean that like a compliment trust me I wouldn’t lie (yeah)
Cuz potatoes are so hot today
Did you know, I’d never roast JackSepticEye for being Irish
or like a PewDiePie that is green
Jacky boy, I’m not here to sing a diss track or roast you, no way
Ooh, if Markiplier knew the way that you feel, yeah
This is not a roast but desire
To ship you “Septiplier Away”
Alright I hope you guys liked my non-roast of Jacksepticeye.
Thank you so much to Vy, Matthias and MIsha for helping me out with this video.
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Thanks for all your comments.
Thanks for following me on twitter so I could use your comments there as well.
And I will see you real soon with a brand new video.
Would like...(laughing)...would like!