How's it going guys I am Matthias
And welcome to reading your comments
Today I'm reading all your awkward stories involving you and your parents.
begin I wanted to say the question of the day for a future episode is what's
an awkward story with you and your best friend
now remember to stay the very end to hear my most awkward story with my
parents
a few years ago I was walking into a room and I heard my parents talking
about whether or not to tell me I was adopted to this day I don't know if my
parents saw me and so I never talked about it
look so you know you're adopted but they don't know that you know that you're
adopted
I was 15 and I had to get pads and the grocery store with my dad I was too
embarrassed to be around him in the feminine aisle and so I went a few hours
over in a few minutes my dad yelled out my name asking what brands of pads i use
me and my friend had a bet that the person you can park or up to the house
roof wins and be their personal slave
my parents overheard that and thought our pork or was something else and
started lecturing me about love or something and when I finally told them
what fork or really was they decided to lecture me on how I should be more girly
all boo yourself man if you like parkouring parkour
I was talking with my friends one time and I showed them my new watch I said
this watch is so sick and my dad walked in saying what sick are you sick
because watches can't be sick I will never say that word again in that
context some years ago when my father asked me what I wanted to have when I
grew up I said that I wanted an iguana
but I spoke so fast they understood when I grow up I want to take marijuana haha
my mother read my diary and that had some very personal stuff
then she made me talk about everything in the diary whoo
I remember watching PewDiePie and is always watching my mom walked in behind
me and asked what I wanted for dinner I de passe and it was full zoomed on his
crotch and my mom just looked really it done
dude I asked what purity was so my parents and i were watching a movie and
a sex scene came on and i was playing on my iPad and be a level that took forever
it was at the start of a bit when i finished and I yes
haha to the 16 comes on you're like yeah I was like six years old and I saw my
parents making out after my mom came in in the kitchen which is where i was i
kissed my mom and being the curious six-year-old I tried to make you all the
time
Babu - yeah so done
can't even when you watch a movie with the parents and there's an unexpected
sex scene
I was watching a movie with my mom and they showed nudes I had pretended i was
asleep those not bear
I had to call my parents because I was stuck in a baby swing at the age of 12
and that's not the worst part they couldn't get me out so our friends
called the fire department to get me out this was two years ago
holy --im long story short I walked into my parents room while they were doing it
I experienced the talk and less than a minute sad life
I was watching Shane Dawson video with my parents in the room and we all know
how that goes my mom is pretty chill and laughed it off but my dad end up putting
parental lock on everything i own i feel Amish my most awkward moment was finding
my parents photos of them doing adult
duh i am now
traumatized
I had a birthday party recently my mom was talking about how is being born not
when not where just how wants me and my mom went for a walk
suddenly I saw a really hot guy my mother looked at this guy then at me and
then back again then for some reason she went to him tapped him on the shoulder
and when he turned she pointed at me and said hey there's a hot girl over there
one day when I was eight I was in my parents bedroom then they told me to go
to the living room and I was like wow
but I did go anyways then five minutes later out of curiosity I tried to go in
but it was locked because the doorknob was a bit broken i use the tip of the
knife to use as a key when successfully got a nice other than both Megan and
probably doing the you know reproduction that I was like why are you so intent on
getting in there huh
every time a sex scene comes on during the movie they stare me down as if i was
enjoying it and it's just the creepiest most awkward thing ever
a couple years ago I failed a test and I needed a signature from my mom I was so
scared that she would yell at me and called the teacher and said my mom's
wrist broke and i couldn't sign the paper
I actually called my mom instead of the teacher my dad and I were at the live
event one time and the circle of life song came on because they were
advertising the movies didn't come out yet and he picked me up like I was
Simba I was on the jumbotron and everyone stared at us
my mom was sleepwalking and she went to my room and I was going to the bathroom
she came and laid on my bed and went to sleep I ended up sleeping on the floor
that night
it's just like what are you doing in my bed mom get out whenever i'm watching
YouTube and my mom walks into the room and thinks I'm talking to the person to
the screen and they say who's that do we know the parents and I try to explain
the concept of YouTube to her but she always forget
oh yeah that's funny more
who's that who's that you know you want to skype call
what is this face time do I don't recognize them I'm gonna call her mom
there's a new kid in my martial arts class and my mom thought we looked
really cute together she went on and on
at dinner afterwards about this new kid and totally started shipping us since I
needed pictures of me doing martial arts she also took pictures of me doing this
one partner technique with him that apparently made us look like we were
dancing
the worst part was is that I had a crush on him this is with my best friend's
parents they are like family
I was invited to go trick-or-treating with my best friend I wasn't feeling
super good that day but when anyways I asked my best friend if we go back to
her house
I ran into the bathroom and clogged the toilet with explosive diarrhea
her dad plunged it and he was looking at me with a concern disgusted look on his
face the rest of the night
that's embarrassing that is embarrassing I was 18
well I still AM and I was going to my girlfriend's house for a night for the
first time because Comic Con was the next day we are both going well I was
packing my things my mom started talking to me about protection
it was so awkward mainly because we had only been going out with each other for
a month and it never even spoken about it
I went to kiss my mom goodbye and then accidentally kissed her on the lips
I was about nine I was maybe five or six and used to jump from the bathroom
counter edge of the tub and top of the toilet one day my mom was running a bath
and I came in and started jumping on things i jumped on the toilet lid came
off
I fell and got stuck oh I remember was my mom laughing as you want to go get my
dad
yeah how that happened my most awkward moment was with my mom when I was
showering I think about privacy but so she walks in like it's nothing and
continues to search for something I told her to get out
do you know what her response was I gave birth to you I know what every part of
your body looks like worst and most awkward moment with my mom
true story I like to read out loud to myself in my room and one day my dog was
in my room with me and i was reading my book out loud what I didn't know was my
stepdad was listening outside my door and he thought I was making up a
conversation with my dog my most awkward moment was when i was on the way to
school and my mom asked me if she knew how Kim Kardashian got famous and I said
so and
then she said she got famous by a sex tape and continue to go on by telling
what happened in it
there was this time when my mom came into my room set on my bed and refused
to leave after 10 minutes of telling her to leave she said you know what you're
punished so i was like WTF mama you just came in here and intentionally punish me
she said yes your mom was just in a bad mood
my mama and I have a really good relationship so nothing is ever awkward
but here's the story about my grandfather
it was breakfast time we usually kept our cereal in clear containers
we also kept our dog food on another shelf in the same clear containers so
when my grandma takes out the cocoa puffs fourth milk in the bowl and then
eats it
his faceless so hilarious you never ate dog food for cocoa puffs again my most
awkward moment with my parents was when I came out to them and my step dad said
he wanted to take away my phone and I got mad and shouted why I'm not gay for
my phone
haha my mom said yes you're not I just looked at her
yes you are not the only awkward moment with my parents i can think it was
telling my mom I got my period I was about four and walked in on my dad using
the bathroom then proceeded to run and scream asking my mom
why does daddy have a pickle when I was four I use my dad's toothbrush to brush
my teeth and I didn't realize it was his toothbrush until i was done using it I
got so upset because I thought that if you swallowed someone else's spit that
you're going to get pregnant so I ran to my dad while he was in a meeting with
his coworker screaming you got me pregnant and over again
I was a really stupid kid oh my gosh that is so scary
oh my gosh I would die if I the kid and they started and they thought that and
started screaming that I'm like what are you talking about what are you talking
about
when I was 11 i found a bunch of condoms on my mom's dress or not knowing what
therefore I open them and blew him up in a balloon
and gave them to the neighbor kids saying they're my mom the help parents
never let their kids come over again when my mom walked in on you kissing my
hand and I didn't realize then when she started to talk i couldn't even look at
her yes i know i'm weird for kissing my hand
I don't even like people you know you gotta get practice somehow i was with my
friend down we want to go see a movie when the movie ended my dad jumped up
and was yelling no it can't be over the movie was Avengers
it was so embarrassing my most awkward moment was when i was at a restaurant
with my parents and they're playing songs my dad stood up and started
dancing while my mom was singing everyone's looking at us and my brother
and I were just like we don't know these people
my most awkward moment with my parents was when i was at a family dinner and my
grandma was trying to make small talk with my mom by asking what's your
favorite book
I can't remember what my mom said but right after she finished I had to remark
I was only eight mommy I thought your favorite book was fifty shades of grey
several years ago my mom decided to set me up on a date with her friend's son
she bought us tickets to a sappy movie and everything turns out he was gay
great guy though we had an awesome time but I still wanted to kill my mom for
the initial awkwardness
so how'd your date go on you set me up with a gay guy
so how to go yeah I mean we had an alright time I don't you have fun
you don't get the point of dating mom I was on a date with my boyfriend when my
dad came to pick me up he didn't have pants on he was driving his convertible
with the top down through downtown
you didn't even notice until i asked him why pick me up from my date with his
underwear
I still don't let him live it down it was hilarious this is like group see
Daisy my mom's really overprotective and doesn't like me watching videos with
spring in them so i was watching one and instinctively positive when she walked
in she asked me to play it so i did it was fairly clean but then . shouted ever
write it snappy
I got into so much trouble haha
when I was about 12 my mom and I went to a target while they're my mom spilled
pepsi on her shirt so she bought another one when we got to the car she proceeded
to take off her shirt and change into the new one
it wouldn't have
that bad if there wasn't a guy shaking his head on the steering wheel in the
parking lot and spot in front of us
my mom was running an old black lace bra that left little to the imagination
one day my mom's phone ring it was my father she was upstairs and told me I
should pick up I said hello like my mom always does
my father didn't know what that was me on the phone and said oh honey it's
weekend
you know what that means in a sexy voice I was disgusted and shocked at the same
time the only thing that came out of my mouth was dad it's me
it was embarrassing for him so he got angry and screamed at me
so when I was like eight I was pretending to be a boxer and I was
punching stuff all over the house
I want to pretend to punch my mom planning to stop about an inch away from
her face
I didn't stop in time all right now it's time for my most awkward moment with my
parents
it was about nine o'clock and that evening and I was gonna come home
the school night there's no reason why would not come home at nine o'clock and
for some reason all the lights were off
I forgot my key so I couldn't get inside so I went around all the windows and
doors and they all were locked and i'm like why are they all log
what the heck by the way this is like four years ago so i keep knocking I keep
knocking because all the cars are there but all the lights are often
finally I hear something my dad opens the door with just some jeans shorts on
and he's like what's up
ok like not letting me in and I'm like I live here and he was like not tonight
you don't back what I was like no
Oh
oh and from that on I didn't live there anymore
remember today's question of the day for a future episode is what is the most
awkward thing that ever happened to you and your best friend
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