Come on. It's right down the street.
- We'll be back in five minutes. - Five minutes?
Yeah. Have I ever lied to you?
You once told me you were born in 1998.
I was. I was. '98.
Year of the fist.
All right, let's blow and go.
I don't suppose any of you know how my Man Truck
ended up on the bottom of the Jandi River?
No.
Okay, where you guys been all day?
- Church. - Mind your business.
I honestly don't know.
Alright, I'll start with you.
- You were at church, huh? - Yep.
- Which one? - I went to three.
Mm, a little church hopping.
Lot of church hopping.
- You sing? - Couple times.
- Which hems? - Amazing Grace,
How Great Thou Art and the Kanye song.
Okay.
- How about you? - Mind your business.
Okay.
How about you, dimples? Know anything about my truck
being in the bottom of the river?
I don't know anything about anything.
That checks out.
The original elements of music superstars,
Def Punk.
[overlapping chatter]
Ah, I definitely know who Def Punk is,
cause I'm cool, and I know cool things.
Name any of their songs.
There's no time.
Volt, let's get an inventory on those weapons
before any of these cheese eaters try to steal...
my favorite band's helmets or whatever.
[overlapping chatter]
Hey, Bosey.
I was worried sick. Where you been?
- Uh... - Tell me!
You're gonna shake him to sleep again.
Oh, sorry. Uh, where'd you go?
I went to the lying store.
Oh, you mean like, like a mattress store,
like a place that sells beds you can lie down on?
Yeah, that's exactly where I was.
Oh. You here to pick up your son?
What? No. I'm here to party, son.
We have an age limit here.
What?
Well, I am at least that young, or younger, probably.
I can't remember my exact age
because my young brand is still developing.
[barking]
Benny, that dog with a hat.
Hey. Love the new hat.
Benny.
What? You're gonna let him in?
He's like 50 in dog years.
Yeah, and you're like 50 in human years.
That is offensive, and you'll be hearing
from my attorney.
Ray! I been texting you for ten minutes.
Face your phone.
Oops [unintelligible]
I miss one text on a weekend, you threatened to fire me,
but I guess okay for you-
- I got to go. - Where you going?
Is it an emergency? Can we come?
No, it's not emergency at all.
Then where are you going?
Uh... my friend is on fire, and I must-
[clearing throat]
Oh, okay. Um...
Oh, I gotta take my aunt to the cleaners.
- Why? -
Mm. Huge, big lady. Loves cheese.
She's so huge she needs to be cleaned in a car wash.
- What? - Yep. Car wash.
The only way my aunt can get a real deep cleaning,
and she is due.
Can we come? We'll call it a practice mission.
Oh, I'd love to let you guys come with, but she really shy,
and the whole process is honestly disgusting.
- So bye. -
Yo yo, 'sup with it, brobot? Dab.
You're that old guy
that was trying to get in earlier.
Pssh. What? No, I'm not.
Besides, I saw that guy and he wasn't old at all.
I mean, he got cheekbones for days, son.
I don't know what his skincare regimen is, but,
you know, he be moisturizing.
Look, man, this is a club for kids.
Is there something wrong with you?
Ah, man, I- I'm a teenager.
What's- What's not wrong with me, you know?
My mom's always coming in my room without knocking.
My dad's always yelling me to clean up the garage.
Brah, don't even get me started on the homework.
You know what I'm saying?
[chuckles] Yeah.
This is an old man whistle.
When I blow it,
kids don't hear anything, but old people do.
They hear it a lot.
And it is excruciatingly painful.
Is that- That's a real thing?
As real as the whale that took my eye.
Well, you're just going to be wasting your breath
cause I'm not gonna be able to hear it.
I don't hear it. Are you actually blowing it?
[screaming]
Who put that garbage can here?! [groaning]
There you have it. I'm a kid.
And the golden bone goes to... Ma--
[screaming]
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
He was going to say "Martha".
No, he was gonna say, "My girl Boogie".
No, he wasn't. I... had a vision.
You're lying. We all know it was gonna be Charlene.
I am not lying.
My eyes turned yellow. I saw the future
and everything. He was going to say, "Martha".
Hey, mister, can I come into the club?
I'm this many years old.
Come on, man. You're embarrassing yourself.
Dad!
What is- [clearing throat]
What is it, son?
The mean man won't let me in the club.
Now, you look here, sir.
I can assure you that my son is-
[screaming]
No!
[groaning]
Miles, Mika...
what are these children doing here this late?
We just found out that we have a surprise test tomorrow
at our school for the gifted, and we need to study...
together.
Great lie.
We've been practicing lies at school lately.
Lies. [gasping] That's it.
Why have you been practicing-
Dad, our school is private and free.
Stop asking questions.
- Good point. - Night, kids.
Love you, mommy. Bye, dad. Good night.
Baby want soda.
This is by far your worst attempt.
Mitch Bilsky and his crew are trying are trying to steal
the gold soda, and some very tasteful light fixtures.
You've got to do something.
That's an inside the club problem.
I only deal with outside the club problems.
Uh, hey, dad, do you think you could take me
back to the car and change me?
I think I just... blew out my diaper.
Ew, gross. For real?
Just take me.
Hey! Why you been weird?
I'm always weird. It's kind of my thing.
Checks out.
I can tell you're lying.
What? No. It's Wednesday.
Why were you dancing to old-timey music?
And why were you sketching old-timey ladies?
And why were you watching an old-timey movie?
And what's this big fancy music computer?
That's what I'd like to know.
I'm dating an old-timey lady.
Where is she?
She's not here.
No, she's at the old-timey home.
I'm just getting used to doing the thing she likes.
That's so sweet.
He also said "Old", and it's gross.
Oh, no, no, no, no, she's beautiful,
but it's a secret,
so you can't say anything to Ray.
Why not?
He'll try to steal her from me.
Oh, is she a mom?
- Yes. - Got it. Got it.
Happy for you.
I can't even feel my arm.
Don't worry, everyone. I've got this.
I'm calling Danger Force. I have AWOL's direct line.
We're exclusive.
[phone playing theme song]
[chuckles] Ha ha.
I'm a big Danger Force fan.
Probably my dad calling.
I bet he lost the TV remote again.
Y'all know how dads are, right?
Waz up?
Someone's trying to drill a hole into Swellview Prison
so their grandpa can escape.
On it.
- Who was that? - Uh...
Uh, my hairdresser. I'm late for my appointment
at the... haircut store.
Getting some frosted tips?
Blonde highlights are very in right now.
Uh, yeah, sure. I'm getting frosted tips.
Now, move.
I think you're lying.
What did you say?
I said, "I think you're lying."
I don't think you're going to the haircut store at all.
I think you're going to fight crime without us.
Why would I go and fight crime without you guys?
I respect all of your abilities equally.
Aw.
Then I look forward to seeing your blonde highlights
when you get back... from the haircut store.
It probably more subtle, like a... strawberry blonde.
Yeah, can't wait.
Burnt- Burnt Caramel,
a tawny color, something, something tastefully.
You guys probably won't even notice.
Now you two get some sleep. Herm School starts at dawn.
Well, that's- that's a little early.
It starts at dawn, Herman.
Yes, ma'am.
Actually, our school does have extracurriculars.
Like what?
Like the theater program.
Which we are in.
SWAG has a theater program?
Yep, and we're doing a school play.
[chuckles] A very extracurricular play.
And what is this theatrical production called, baby boy?
- The History of Swellview. - Burger Party.
The History of Swellview Burger Party?
[laughing]
She's doing her dismissive laugh.
[laughing]
It's- It's the real title.
It's the History of Swellview
shone through its most important...
- burger parties. - Yeah.
Is this play any good?
Cause I'm not counting it as extracurricular if it stinks.
[chuckles] Oh, it's good, old man.
So good it's already sold out so you can't come.
Hey, look who's back.
How was your clinger?
Did you save her from actual real danger?
Yes. She was in real danger this time. Right, Mika?
Uh, yeah. There was this hostage situation
with some bad guy. [chuckles]
Named?
Bad... Guy.
You are the worst liar!
I'm sorry. I'm a superhero, not a super liar.
Why can't you be both... like me?
So, the emergency was...
Fake.
And you admit you to have a...
Clinger.
- Ooh. - Don't.