- [Narrator] Hey, yo, we take the dough back again
with another gaming video.
And we're gonna play Poop in My Soup (laughs).
Best name for a video game ever.
You win that award, sir.
Okay, so I use these keys to move around
the densely jiggly guy
and then, oh (laughs).
I pooped in his soup (laughs).
Right, I pooped in (laughs).
Right out of the gate.
I pooped in his soup.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I got this ice cream cone.
(laughs)
Buddy don't like that.
(laughs) I did it again.
He's eating it (laughs).
Growdy.
It gives a whole new meaning to rocky road, doesn't it?
(laughs)
Oh, I wasted a poop.
Seriously, who came up with this game?
'Cause they are brilliant.
A game where you just throw your poops on people,
I've been waiting for this my whole life (laughs).
Oh, I missed.
Who would've thought it'd be so hard to throw
your poop at people.
Either way, all these people are having
a really crappy day (laughs).
Oh no, I missed.
I missed, oh.
Come on, orange, get your poop in the group (laughs).
Here, buddy, crap!
Stop eating the poopy (mumbles) (laughs).
It was the only way to get him to stop eating
the poopy ice cream.
If your ice cream cone smells like a poosicle,
don't eat it.
Words to live by.
Oh (laughs).
Poop on mommy (laughs).
I think she lost her head.
Seriously, I think she lo--
Oh yeah, I pooped on the baby.
Pooped on the baby (laughs).
Best game ever.
Who created this?
They're geniuses, okay.
Man, there's so many things I need to do here.
What, no.
There's no no pants dance on here.
Well I guess he does that automatically,
'cause he's not wearing pants so
he does the no pants dance all the time (laughs).
Alright let's throw the poop in the trash.
You go.
Poop in the bin.
Yeah, now we're rockin'.
Oh, gotta get the lady, yeah.
Poop on head, oh.
She fell over.
Probably because she was pooped (laughs).
Oh, I got your poosicle.
Don't eat the poosicle (laughs).
How come when I drop poop on your ice cream,
you start eating it?
Don't do that, sir.
Okay, what do I have left to do?
Hit the cans, bounce to box, bounce to taxi,
bounce to trash.
Oh, I wanna get that 10x combo.
I'm gonna try and get that combo.
Get that 10x combo, man.
Let's do this.
Alright, let's see.
That guy is still eating that ice cream (laughs).
I cannot believe he's still doing that.
I mean, seriously, this game has everything
you would ever want in a video game.
No pants dancing,
throwing your poop at people,
super duper secret ice cream poo surprise,
which, you know, who doesn't want that (laughs).
I know I don't.
Not in real life anyway.
Come on lady, come on lady,
oh here we go, no, no, don't want him.
Oh, I gotta aim, they're gone (laughs).
You gotta aim that poo very carefully.
You don't wanna waste your poo.
'Cause your body only has a finite amount of poo.
Oh, pooped on the baby (laughs).
Oh, I didn't realize I didn't have very much poop
in the bank poop stack.
I really gotta keep an eye on that.
Come on orange, get your poop in a group (laughs).
Alright, okay.
Oh, what's a bomb poo?
Oh, is that if I hit F.
Let's see, let's hit,
oh my God, holy moly (screams).
(laughs)
What is happening (laughs)?
Oops, I threw an exploding bomb poo (laughs).
Alright, now we're on a totally different level.
This is absolutely the best game ever created of all time.
Oh, that guy just got hit.
Yeah, I know I've said that before.
Oh, sorry buddy, that mohawk isn't gonna save ya.
Oh, I missed.
Well things quieted down a little bit.
Oh (laughs).
Right on cue.
Oh man, I cannot believe how awesome this game is.
Tell me in the comments below why,
give me some good reason why you think
this is one of the best games ever created
of all time.
Oh, I think it's time to celebrate
with a little poo bomb (laughs).
Right onto his head (laughs).
Somebody got knocked out (laughs).
Ready for the (laughs)?
Oh, I lost my combo (laughs).
Oh!
I can't believe it.
My dreams have been answered.
For all the eternity I've been asking the question,
"When is somebody gonna make a game
"where you can throw big bombs of poo?"
And the answer is today.
Today is the answer.
Oh man, I've really beat that 10x combo,
it's up to 60.
Oh no, have another poo bomb (laughs).
Almost made in the box (laugh).
Just think about it for two seconds, guys.
Think about it for two seconds.
What if you were walking down the street,
and there's this little kid,
he's not wearing any clothes,
he's just dancing up there doing the wiggle jiggle,
and he's just kinda throwing a big giant poo,
like, the size of at least, I don't know,
at least, like, three bowling balls.
And when it hit the ground, it exploded,
and now there's poo everywhere.
What would you do in that situation?
Let me know in the comments below.
I don't know what I would do.
I guess I would not wanna do what these people
are doing in this situation.
Just laying on the ground,
then getting hit by more poo.
That just seems (laughs),
oh we got him, we got him (laughs).
We got a poo mosh pit going on over here (laughs).
Just laying on the ground,
what are they doing.
Dude, don't you wanna (mumbles)?
You wanna get in my poo?
(laughs)
There's poo, what happened (laughs)?
Her neck stretched (laughs) a feet.
What is even happening (laughs).
So many handlebar mustaches and mohawks (laughs).
What happened to that guy?
Oh, I think he was actually trying to start a poo mosh pit.
(laughs)
How could I miss?
How did I miss that one shot?
I mean there's so many people lying on the ground.
There's almost literally no room to miss.
There are more people covering things
than there isn't.
Be crazy.
Be crazy with the poo throwing.
Man, I wish I had some more poo bombs (laughs).
Look at this.
This pile over here.
Like, seriously, I could just throw poos everywhere,
and there's no way I'm not gonna hit something.
Well, I think I can honestly say I'm gonna get
the high score this time.
Oh, yes, 70000.
I'd rate I'm good.
I think I could do better though.
I think I could do better.
I think if I condense my poo bomb throwing,
I could get super duper high scores.
Or should I say super pooper high scores (laughs).
Here we go (laughs).
You know everyone was like, "What is that?"
Boy (laughs)!
I love it so much.
Thank you guys for recommending that I play this game.
Oops, I didn't mean to throw two in a row.
Oh (laughs).
I feel really bad for that guy.
The hipster dude (laughs).
He got hit so many times with giant poo bomb.
Actually, I don't feel that bad for him (laughs).
You're the one walking on the street
when there's a kid throwing poo at you.
Oh, man.
What the heck?
That lady just appeared out of nowhere.
Time for another poo bomb, yeah (screams excitedly).
I feel bad for the ladies with the baby.
They were just going out for a nice stroll.
They thought they were gonna take their kids
for a nice walk, and then all of the sudden they're like,
"No, it's raining poo!
"Cover them!
"Cover their babies!"
Whoa, what happened to this guy?
Why is he flying?
Poo waterfalls.
Oh, 116000?
I still think I can do better.
I definitely can do better (laughs).
Okay, okay.
I just gotta use my poo bombs very wisely.
Here we go.
Here is the first one.
(laughs)
It's good to know.
It's really good to know that poo bombs bounce.
Because I wouldn't have thought that.
I really would've thought that,
if you threw a big bomb made of poo,
whoa it bounced, it bounced up.
Oh God (laughs).
It bounced out of the box and hit that guy in the face.
I don't even know how I did that.
It was awesome.
But anyways, if you're throwing a giant ball made of poo,
you'd think it would just splat to the ground,
but no, poo balls bounce.
Just so you know, guys.
That's words to live by.
Knowledge that you needed.
(mumbles) Now you can answer that question
in school.
In school, if they ask you do poo bombs bounce,
now you know the answer.
You don't have to be the sucker
in the back of the class
and be, like, "I don't know.
"I don't know anything."
You'd be like, "Yeah, I know, buddy.
"I know!"
In fact, that's probably the answer to most questions
that they'll ask you in school.
I mean they'll ask you stuff like, "Who discovered America?"
And you could be like, "Poo ball bounces!" (laughs)
It's the answer to everything.
It's the answer to all life problems, just sayin' (laughs).
Here's another poo bomb (laughs).
"Alright, please stop throwing poo balls."
Never (laughs).
Alright, here we go, here we go,
we're up to 117 for our combo.
Yeah you do that wiggle jiggle dance, dude.
You do that, you do that no pants dance.
You do it good.
You got those moves and grooves,
you know what you're doing (laughs).
There are so many people (laughs).
Have another one, oh yeah.
Oh, it's a poo waterfall (laughs).
Oh yeah, 167.
167000, excuse me, excuse me.
Got a little excited.
Wow, that was really great.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
This has probably been the best gaming video
I have ever made,
or ever will make, I'm pretty sure.
Because this is kind of the pinnacle.
I mean, once you've gotten to the point
where you play a game
where you're literally throwing poop at people,
I think that's it.
There really isn't anything else you got in life,
so, you might as well just call it done, so (laughs).
Just kidding, just kidding.
We'll actually do some more stuff, don't worry (laughs).
Alright guys, thank you so much for watching.
Make sure to hit that like and subscribe button.
Do everything you can to make this the most popular
video I made because it's really (mumbles) (laughs).
Wow, I said that really fast.
Okay, until next time.
Later (mumbles).
(exciting music)