I am on an adventure, to become the world’s second Case Unboxing Millionaire.
How, you ask?
Like this.
Looks like we’ve skipped the mil-spec and got straight on to the restricted grade,
unboxing a cool Elegant Vines autoshotty, in Minimal Wear, worth a decent $30.85.
MORE.
Again, a second restricted grade of skin! This time a field-tested Glock Pink DDPAT,
worth almost enough for me to break even so far.
But not quite.
An AUG Sandstorm in Field-Tested condition. What is going on?! That’s 4 restricted skins
we’ve unboxed now, before getting even a single mil-spec one. Gabe’s love must be
shining down upon me today. Yet it still isn’t enough for me to be breaking even.
I need MORE.
FINALLY! A Classified grade of skin. And it’s a beauty- a Factory New Desert Eagle Fennec
Fox, worth an awesome $402.12. Now it’s time to get the covert grade of skin!
This is what we’ve all always wanted: an AWP Desert Hydra! And a seriously misjudged
challenge for this episode, given that it took me literally a weekend just to render
the footage for it. But at least it was all worth it- wait, no it wasn’t. In addition
to the money I spent on electricity, I spent $5,260 unboxing stuff, and got $3,174-worth
of skins in return, making a profit of…
…minus $2,085. Which isn’t as bad as I thought it would have been.
At least I didn’t take investment advice from Wallstreetbets or anything like that!
So, who was closest? Of the 3,181 comments, which is a tiny and pathetic number, by the
way, NONE of you got it right!
But the closest was FaithfulMC, who predicted a 2,081 loss. 2 klikpoints to you!
And 1 to Kaeda for their guess of 2079.
And since it’s Christmas, I’ll also give a klikpoint to Separate Skink,
and to those 3 people who all guessed 2,069. Hohoho.
Lesson learned. I won’t be unboxing a collection again for a while. The weather’s getting
colder- so let’s unbox some gloves! I will be unboxing Snakebite cases until I get 2
pairs of gloves. One for each hand.
How much money will I make? Leave your guess down below for a chance to bleed me of valuable
klikpoints in addition to the fake, virtual case money that I’m already losing on these videos.
Soon, I’ll be a millionaire.
A Case Unboxing Millionaire.