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same mini
Right? (Right into the crazy shit)
Good. (taco sauce)
[Mini 2.0: Fuck you] (no thanks)
Alright what's going on lads, Mini here and welcome back to the world's weirdest and shittiest subreddits.(thats my life in a nutshell)
I don't even know. So I said last time this series is gonna be called TWBS.
Some of, a few people had the really good idea of just calling it tubes.
I like that idea. TWBS? Tubes.
Done deal, welcome to tubes.
If you guys haven't seen the last episode in the list, link in the description.
Go and treat yourself, then come back or watch this then go watch the other one
cause there's not really anything linear about them.
They're just cluster fucks. Beautiful, beautiful cluster fucks. Regardless, first run of the day is this one.
I don't know if this is gonna work and I really hope it's a SpongeBob reference.
Cause if it's not a SpongeBob reference, I'm fucked.[it is]
Bikini Bottom Twitter. Bless, it's SpongeBob references.
And if you guys have seen me or been on my channel for a while,
you know that SpongeBob is pretty much my religion at this point.
When you're the hospital thinking you got a small fever but the cast the Avengers comes in full
Ohhhhhhh
Is this where we're starting this? We're starting this with, you know, terminal illness jokes.
Is that, is that where we're starting with this one?
You know, no. Hey welcome to the video and everyone's happy and joyful. No. Nope. Just terminal, okay.
Terminals is very nice. Not. Very. Just. Okay.
When someone doesn't understand my SpongeBob reference from 2002.
*inhale* Meep.
Okay, so one thing I will say: SpongeBob is just gloriously ahead of its time.
The best example that I can think of is the fact that like, the the butterfly meme where you know, it's like,
"Is this a content?" or whatever the fuck.
SpongeBob did it first. SpongeBob did a lot of things first.
God bless this fucking show. If you haven't ever watched SpongeBob, I don't know why, but treat yourself. Please.
I wish I could go watch SpongeBob for the first time.
I just realized, yo look at the left.
So obviously you, look you got the upvote arrow and the downvote arrow.
The upvote is a Krabby Patty and the downvote is the Chum Bucket!
*laughter*
That is incredible! It's the small details, the small little things.
When your parents ask you why you're still single. *imitating Patrick* You gave me the ugly.
Yo fuckin. I've been able to say that for the last 22 years of my life. Fucking same.
Well, a few little bits here and there.
If you've been around for a while, you'll understand the clusterfuck I've had relationship wise.
God bless that woman, Sammy, for coming and saving the day.
Anyways, I bet this question won't be in the exam paper.
The question.
SpongeBob back in the day was the best thing you could possibly imagine. Nowadays...
ehhhhh
I mean its been going for, what, sixteen years or something?
Understandable why its gone a little bit stale. The fact that spongebob. Okay. It's in Bikini Bottom.
Think about that for a second.
Okay, as a kid, you're like, "Eh Bikini Bottom, whatever." Think about what Bikini Bottom really entails.
Okay, Sandy Cheeks.
Okay, Mr. Krabs. I understand as a crab,
but if we're going along the same kind of reference of what we're talking about here...
Fehhhhh
And if you got any other sexual reference, leave them in the comment section because the the show is a
walking sexual innuendo that you don't understand when you're eight years old or something like that.
But now all of a sudden you're like,
ohhhhhhhhhh
Oh God. Like...
Things you can say in nineties and noughties cartoons that you can't say today. AKA fucking everything.
I don't even know if cartoons nowadays can say the word female
without some gender fluid person coming along and saying *inhale*, "But!"
I'm not hating on genders. I'm just saying some of the very very very very very very
very extreme ones are a little much.
Like the type of genders where there's only one person ever who is actually that gender.
Like someone who wants to sexually identify as a french-fry coming along saying, "But what about me?"
Like, darling? You're a french fry?
Stop that.
When you're European and you have to wait till the Americans wake up to see your meme.
Fucking same.
Quick rundown. For the two years where I tried to make YouTube a thing back in like 2013 something like that...
I used to wake up at 7 p.m., and then go to sleep at 11 a.m.
I couldn't post a meme until at least really 10 p.m. at night UK to- UK time cause only 2 p.m
Pacific and what's that, 5 p.m. Eastern or something like that?
Otherwise my 75% American audience would not get it.
It's all about *claps?* all about those likes bois. *more claps?*
You know, if I have a spicy content I want it to be shipped to the world.
How girls feel like when they take a picture to show *starts laughing* their ass and their face!
SpongeBob, y'all need to simmer down!
It's annoyingly accurate. All right, SpongeBob. I fucking love you. God bless you.
But I'm gonna move on.
Deep fried memes? Explain this. Oh, here we go. It's actually true - oh sweet mother of God.
What is that top bit. So I understand obviously memes. Do explain what a deep-fried meme is.
Warning, don't bother clicking if you've got tiny meat.
This image has been hacked, on- ohhhh *awkward laughter*
I didn't read it. I didn't read it. I'm not racist. Ahhhhh!
Ohhh, what is this part of the internet that I have stumbled upon?
Okay, is that the- is that fucking guy from Jimmy Neutron?
It's not Carl. It's the other one.
Where am I? Right, it's like same from the last episode with the fucking duh...
bahhhh...
yesn't meme. I can't, why am I bring up the yesn't meme again. Stop Mini!
Alright Internet. I see I've stumbled upon a weird side of the Internet.
Coolmathgames.com! I again didn't say it, I am NOT a racist!
All my ninjas play cool math. I am very white.
Why did I think that was his nutsack cramming down?
It's his tail. It's Garfield. I thought it was his nutsack just chillin there.
How to increase your social status at school.
Assert your dominance, T-posing will let the other students know you are superior.
Shit, maybe that's what my Gmod series did so well a few years ago. I was just T-posed the whole time.
Everyone was just extremely intimidated by my extreme T-posing Gmod skills,
that they gave me the respect that I deserved.
What are you tonight? Working again. Not delivered. You? Haha, I like where this is going.
FBI. You're welcome, bro. Don't screw this up.
Okay, so I understand we joke with this kind of thing
but let's just realize for a second that that's actually kind of fucking terrifying.
Not this text, but the fact that you know,
people can understand and see what we see.
There's a video that I'm gonna link somewhere, maybe description if I can find it.
If not, basically the premise of the video is he's looking at all the commercials that YouTube is looking at
and he's not going on any websites dedicated to this word. He holds up the word. It's says dog treats on it.
He doesn't say dog treats till half way through the videos.
Then he's like, "I need dog treats. I love dog treats. Dogs dogs dogs."
Then he goes back go to the same web pages, and it's fucking dog treats. If it's fake, if it's real, I don't know.
Regardless, it's fucking terrifying.
*deep voice* The world is watching.
Is that Mark? That's fucking mark!
Hahaha!
Mark, what are you doing here on deep fry a meme? Find a normal image, add whatever text pleases you.
What is this, what is this fucking face right here? Add some decorations, okay.
Uhhh, give it some saturated noise. Give it some dents.
Make sure to jpeg the shit out of it, increase saturation some more.
Watermark, 9gag works too. Ifunny? Bruh. Random bulge areas, and optional- Jesus Christ. Mark.
I see what it means by deep fried now. Just the saturation and distortion has fucking murdered this.
Reddit, why can't you just be normal? Deep fried memes? Just screams
*laughter*
And I think that's where I'm going to leave this little segment because I feel like I'm losing the IQ as I speak
And uhsss...
And if I do want to watch Rick and Morty whenever it comes out,
I do want to be able to keep at least two IQ points by the end of this.
Dragons fucking cars. Voni, what kind of weird shit are you into?
I feel like if this is actually a real thing, my video's getting demonetized.
My video's getting demonetized!
Hahaha! Noooooo.
No.
No, no, no.
No, how the fuck did- the horrible aftermath? Where am I on the Internet?!
Oh, who's ready for some serious blurring right now?
This, uh, uhhh, this doesn't need to be blurred but just...
What, sadly what?
This is actually a thing. This is actually a thing.
Oh, this is a lot blrthghghg
Why? Why? That's a beautiful dragon, beautiful car.
Internet!
(earrape warning)
InTeRnEt!
Ohhh that's getting blurred.
He's just slamming the door on his scholng.
Someone spent time to draw dick and balls on a dragon fucking a car and slamming his door on his schlong.
2018 are you good?
Do you need to talk to anyone or anything or?
Excellent cum shot.
*sigh* I'm done. I... *fake sobs*
So, hold on. If this was- so cars fucking dragons might actually be a real thing.
I was expecting this to be you know, cut out of the footage for it not being a real thing.
It's a real- *hits something*
Okay, and here we are ladies and gentlemen. This is one of the weirdest that I've- that I found.
That's just a dr-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No! No! Stop that!
Ssssssssssss
Stop that. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
The right side's find, the left I'm gonna blur cause it's a train going so deep into that dragon-
That is not something I ever thought I would say.
I think...
Yep. This has been a strange one. I think it's probably gonna be the...
Fucking, my brain is on the floor.
Subway hentai?!
We're on the topic of things getting fucking weird. Let's see where this goes.
We've got a futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You can tell the "U" is put in. If you don't know what futa is, it's a weird weird...
(futa is basically shemale porn)
weird part of the Internet. Just weird.
Just a weird part of the Internet. Uh, I'm not saying go look at it. Um, just- just trust me, just don't.
Just.
(it's really not that weird Mini, all things considered)
Nope
Alright.
This, this is an adult sandwich. It's bigger than Uma *laugh* than an Umai Stick. Oh my gosh, it's huge!
We yeah, it's fucking twelve inches of meat. I don't know what you expected.
Whichever way you look at that, that's fucking massive.
This horse girl getting bread this time around is a fresh-faced newcomer. Say hello to Special Week.
No, there's no way. They're not listening.
It's Special Week's first time eating subway today, and she looks nervous.
Wha-
Why, she has a tail!
She has a tail! People are making fucking hentai based around subway sandwiches.
What is thi-
ohhhh noooooooo
Can I include this? Can I include this? I don't know. Well that anime girl has some fucking tig ol' bitties.
It's too ex- she can't put it in because it's too expensive. That'll be $8.50.
I am leaving. Y'all fucking weird, internet y'all crazy.
Again, I'm not mad. I'm just
very, very disappointed. But then again, if you have a subway fetish by all means
*clap*
pop off on them anime titties, you know.
How am I, how are these getting monetized? Actually, they're not. Have a look at this.
Scroll on down past the Detroit series.
Wowzers! I'm not gonna get into this, I posted tweets about the Detroit series.
I didn't look at any IGN reviews of how to perfectly play the game.
How I played the game will be different than how you played the game.
That's the entire point of a choice based game.
A lot of people didn't like when I killed someone. It's kind of expected to kill someone.
That's just how the game is.
If you don't kill someone, you're a fucking miracle worker. Simple as that.
With 50+ endings? Y'know?
Do I regret the decisions I made? No, because they're my decisions. You may have other decisions.
It's just my decisions are being showcased in front of the world, in front of half a million people.
Lllllllittle bit different.
Let's have a little look. Best- this has what, 824,000 views? Best adult video comments. Pronhub.
I really tried. I really did try, but it's not suitable for most advertisers. Confirmed by manual review.
I really tried. I really really tried.
On my cheat day.
As it's a special occasion, okay? Bruh, this is some weird shit I've fallen into.
Again, this is the entire reason why I wanted to do this series.
I wanted to find the weirdest subreddits and showcase it to the world.
Things like this, like the top one only has like, what, 207 upvotes? Like 13 people are online right now.
Not even 5,000 subscribers on this one. This is the weird part of the internet.
That is the reason why I wanted to do this subreddit series.
I mean, I'll just do one more and we're just gonna leave it. This is it, this is the last one.
Jesus fucking Christ!
Hahaha!
Is this porn? It is, but it isn't, but it is.
But it really really isn't. Anything's porn if you can believe hard enough, it's why rule 34 exists.
I'm gonna leave it here, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all so much for watching.
If you do have any recommendations for another series, leave a link down below.
Fucka-doodle-do. I don't- it's still on my screen. Hold on, I want to close out.
No idea if this is gonna get monetized or not.
Let's have a look at symbol.
*drumroll*
Ah, fuck!
Thank you all so much for watching, leave a like if you enjoyed, subscribe if you aren't.
Hit the bell button, always hit the bell button, all that bullshit.
YouTube spiel and like and subscribe, all that stuff.
Talk to you on the next one, bye! (BABY BYE BYE BYE)
*outro music* (*wii music plays softly)