...and it works! See that was easy. Good work team. There's no way this is safe. Okay. What the hell are you guys doing?
Oh, okay. We finally figured out how to plug in all our electronics. All at once see
Okay who just screamed?
I did.
Someone just kissed me.
What do you mean someone just kissed you?
I mean power went out
And then someone kissed me right on my luscious lips
Oh
Weird
What do you guys want to do for lunch? Mmmm...Whatever the tapeworm wants.
Woah Woah Woah guys guys
We're not gonna just gloss over this. Someone in this room...
Tried to steal a kiss from me. Who says 'steal a kiss?'
*giggles*
Okay I do
Alright kissing is a sacred bond. Okay. You need to calm down dude. I'm not just going to..
'Calm down dude.' A person only has so many kisses in their lifetime. And one of you...
Stole one from me. Okay. I don't have time for this. I promised Marshall I was gonna take him to the doctor. No
No one leaves this room until we find out
Who's smooched my lips. And how are we gonna do that? Either the person who did it comes forward or...?
We Cinderella this bitch.
We get to go to the ball oh
No, no it's like with the glass slipper, but instead you'll be trying on my lips. Oh you want us to put our feet in your mouth.
No, no, you'll just be seeing if our lips fit. Inside a shoe? Okay forget about it
I'm just gonna kiss all of you. Keith, your first. Hold up! Hold up!
Let me put on my kissing hat first
Okay
No, it's not right the lights need be off. I'm just too worked up oh
Oh no you guys it's not like that. I'm too umm
stimulated
That's even worse. Okay fine aroused happy?
It's the one I'm least happy with. okay Ian, can you just stop being creepy and kiss us already? okay fine fine
Olivia lights
Too chapped
Too sticky
Too gentle Oh
Too drooly
Ugh. Too blonde damn it none of these kisses compared to the first. I guess I'll just
Have to try again. Ian you already kissed us. Yeah, why can't you just let it go? Because
Because that was the best kiss of my life and whoever was the person who did it
Is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with but I couldn't replicate the kiss so maybe I'm just
Not meant to find love
Well you haven't kissed everyone in the room yet. oh yeah, there's still Marshall. Marshall? Marshall
The office pigeon? Yeah
Marshall the office pigeon
Well Marshall, I guess it's just me and you...Olivia?
Marshall, it can't be, your pigeon wife is pregnant. And your human wife just had eggs
Marshall I think we need to talk this through and see what we have is real
What do you say we talk it over a glass of?
worms
Yeah, we're gonna have a good time, Marshall. I told you we shouldn't have hired that sex pigeon
Thank you guys so much for watching
Click the Box on the left to watch our coffee machine is racist and click the box on the right to watch the time traveler
tries to save the world
Whew that was a tongue twister