Fiona: AT THE SAN ANTONIO
MAJESTIC, THE STAR OF THE SHOW
IS WITH US TODAY.
Jeff: HOPE Y'ALL CAN FIND A
JOB.
Fiona: THE STARS OF THE
SHOW.
YOU'RE ONE OF THE STARS.
YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE FACTORY.
WE HAVE CHARLIE AND LOLA WHO IS
KIND OF FOCUSED ON AS WELL.
I'M IN KINKY BOOTS.
Fiona: KINKY BOOTS.
THEY FEEL GOOD, ACTUALLY AND
THEY'RE VERY WARM.
I REALLY LIKE -- IF I SAID I WAS
COMFORTABLE ARE YOU GOING TO
JUDGE ME?
NOT AT ALL.
Fiona: JEFF IS GETTING
THESE ON.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS MUSICAL.
I'M FROM ODESSA TEXAS.
Fiona: OH, YEAH.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH THERE.
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL.
I LIVED IN L.A. FOR 40 YEARS.
WE KNOW YOU FROM TOO CLOSE
FOR COMFORT.
WITH TED AND LYDIA.
Fiona: HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.
HOW IS HE DOING?
IS HE DOING THIS CORRECTLY?
NO, HE'S RUINING THE BOOTS
AND HE SHOULD STOP.
Fiona: THERE'S A ZIPPER
DOWN THE SIDE.
HE IS REALLY NOT RIGHT.
SEE HOW MUCH EASIER THAT IS?
Jeff: LIKE I DO THIS.
YOU KNOW YOU PEOPLE NEED TO
REALIZE SOMETHING.
I HAVE A STYLIST.
WATCH YOUR HANDS, JIM.
I'M A STAR.
WATCH IT.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD.
Fiona: THESE ARE REALLY
HIGH ON YOU BUT THEY SEEM TO FIT
HIM.
LOOK AT THOSE SOCKS!
HERE.
I USED TO HAVE MY OWN TALK SHOW
NOW I'M SELLING SHOES.
[LAUGHTER]
I HOPE THIS IS A GOOD FIT,
THOUGH.
Jeff: JIM, THIS IS GO DOWN
IN HISTORY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Fiona: YOU CAN STAND UP.
Jeff: DON'T TOUCH ME.
Fiona: YOU WEAR BOOTS LIKE
THIS IN THE SHOW.
YES, I DO.
MY HEEL IS NOT QUITE AS HIGH AS
THAT.
Fiona: OKAY.
Jeff: LOOK, THERE'S JIM.
CAN YOU WALK?
I CAN WALK.
CAN YOU WALK LIKE THIS?
Jeff: WE DIDN'T SEE YOU,
STAND BY.
WE'LL PUT YOU ON THE TV.
Fiona: WALK LIKE THAT.
Jeff: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
ARE YOU SWATTING FLIES.
NOT THAT THAT'S A GAY WALK AT
ALL.
Jeff: WHAT AM I DOING?
BONK.
Jeff: THERE YOU GO.
SO THE WHOLE SHOW IS DONE IN
THESE BOOTS, RIGHT?
NO, NO, NO.
SOME PEOPLE, LOLA WEARS THESE
THE WHOLE SHOW.
THE ANGELS WEAR THEM THE WHOLE
SHOW.
I ONLY WEAR THEM IN THE FINALE
AND THE REST OF THE CAST WEARS
THEM IN THE FINALE.
IN THE FINALE EVERYONE HAS THE
BOOTS.
I'M THE MANAGER, THE FOREMAN.
PEOPLE, I'M HERE ALL WEEK.
NO, IT IS SUCH A FANTASTIC SHOW.
IT IS GOT EVERYTHING AND IT'S A
GREAT MESSAGE AND SOMETHING WE
ALL NEED TO REMEMBER AND TO LIVE
BY.
I'M JUST HONORED AND THRILLED TO
BE A PART OF THIS WONDERFUL
MUSICAL.
Fiona: AND CINDY CINDI
LAUPER.
OH MY GOSH, I JUST SAW ME.
I'M SO OLD.
YOU WAKE UP, DORIAN GRAY.
Jeff: JIM J. BULLOCK.
I WALKED UP AND SAID I KNOW THAT
GUY.
YOU GET THAT A LOT.
Fiona: I WAS IN THE LINE OF
FIRE.
Jeff: I'M A LITTLE OFF
BALANCE.
YOU'RE MAKING THE TRANSITION
FROM TV TO STAGE AND HAVING A
LIVE AUDIENCE, THAT'S A LOT OF
FUN, ISN'T IT?
I HAVE DONE THEATER OFF AND
ON THROUGHOUT AND THEATER IS
WHAT'S OPENING UP TO ME RIGHT
NOW.
I WANT TO CONTINUE WORKING AND
DOING WHAT I LOVE.
AND I'M SO GRATEFUL THAT I CAN
CONTINUE AND I'M THINKING THAT
MAYBE AFTER THIS SEGMENT YOU
GUYS MIGHT WANT TO HIRE ME.
Jeff: AS A FLOOR PRODUCER,
YEAH.
I LIKE SAN ANTONIO.
AND YOU COULD USE A GAY ROVING
REPORTER.
Fiona: WE TOTALLY COULD.
Jeff: WE DON'T PAY MUCH.
WE'LL FEED YOU IN SOUP.
Fiona: WE HAVE SOUP FOR
YOU.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT COMING
BACK TO YOUR HOME STATE?
I LOVE TEXAS.
I MEAN, MY FAMILY IS STILL HERE.
MY HEART IS HERE.
I ACTUALLY WAS BORN IN CASPER,
WYOMING.
BUT I GREW UP HERE.
I GREW UP IN A SMALL WEST TEXAS
TOWN IN LUBBOCK, DENVER CITY,
ODESSA, WIMBERLEY, LLANO.
AND WE SETTLED IN ODESSA.
ONCE YOU'RE A TEXAN YOU
CONTINUE.
YOU DON'T SHAKE IT.
I DON'T WANT TO SHAKE IT.
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
I LOVE THIS HERITAGE.
I LOVE THE FLAVOR OF THE STATE,
THE PEOPLE.
Fiona: KINKY BOOTS AT THE
MAJESTIC THROUGH SUNDAY
JANUARY 31ST.
FOR MORE INFORMATION HEAD TO
SALIVE.COM.
I'M SO AWFUL.
CAN YOU DO THIS?
AND DO THIS?
AND THEN BRING IT UP?
Jeff: OH, YEAH.
THERE IT IS.
THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET SHOT AT
THE VALERO.