- One of the biggest issues when talking about
toxic masculinity is the concept of consent.
'Cause there seems to be this notion that asking for consent
kills the vibe.
You know, a lot of dudes just kinda like
"Bro, what about that sweet, sweet mystery
"you know?
When she don't know, that's how you go-go."
Uh, no.
Uh, mystery got a lot of people in trouble.
Mysterious men are going to jail right now.
- That's dumb anyway.
'Cause what's sexier than knowing
that someone else wants to do exactly what you want to do?
Right?
[cheering] Exactly.
And to prove that point, me and my friend Lizzo
wrote a sexy ass song about consent.
Y'all want to hear that?
- Gimme that. [cheering]
- Girl, that is very cute.
Like, it's about to go down tonight, cute.
- I mean, I'm into it.
He's different than any other guy I've ever matched with.
He's been all respectful and shit.
- Ooh, respectful. That is different.
- And he hella jumpy.
- Like a rescue?
- Mm-hmm. And I got his home right here.
Right here. About to rescue him in this pussy.
- Okay. - Rescue him.
- You being hella nasty right now.
- In my pussy. - All right.
Just text me if you need anything.
- His home is in my pussy.
In my pussy. - Stop pointing at it.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Girl I want extra consent ♪
♪ It might not be super smooth ♪
♪ But listen here I want permission ♪
♪ If I'm making a move ♪
♪ Girl I want extra consent ♪
♪ Looks like we might have sex ♪
♪ Do me a favor, get a pen ♪
♪ And put your name by this X ♪
♪ Girl I want extra consent ♪
♪ I feel like we gettin' warm ♪
♪ Give me a second, hang tight ♪
♪ I need to print out this form ♪
♪ Oh shit the paper is torn ♪
♪ I need to print out another copy ♪
♪ It's white on top over a yellow color copy ♪
♪ So press down hard ♪
♪ And push the signature through ♪
♪ I got a notary public I should have mentioned to you ♪
♪ I didn't know how to say it ♪
♪ I didn't want to assume ♪
♪ And now a short demonstration of how to exit this room ♪
♪ And there's a door on the left ♪
♪ Another door on the right ♪
♪ And in the case of emergency you can follow these lights ♪
♪ And please note the panic button at the foot of the bed ♪
♪ And give me verbal confirmation ♪
♪ That you heard what I said ♪
♪ Girl I need extra consent ♪
♪ Don't need no NDA ♪
♪ Just need them Y-E-S's at the end of a date ♪
♪ I'd like a list of your preferences ♪
♪ And a list of complaints ♪
♪ I want permission to hurry up ♪
♪ And permission to wait ♪
♪ Girl I need extra consent ♪
♪ I ain't making no assumptions like the rest of them gents ♪
♪ Girl I want extra consent ♪
♪ For every different position ♪
♪ I got a unique fetish ♪
♪ Get off on getting permission girl ♪
- [laughing]
[trilling tongue]
♪ Holdup, holdup, holdup, holdup, holdup, holdup ♪
♪ Wait, seriously holdup ♪
♪ I gotta sign what? I'm trying to [bleep] ♪
♪ Oooh oooh ♪
♪ Now it's gonna take me 'bout two ♪
♪ Shots of liquor ♪
♪ To see if I go home with you ♪
♪ I like you, it's simple ♪
♪ Initial on the nipple ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ I know my body is a temple ♪
♪ Yeah you being real polite ♪
♪ And I appreciate this shit ♪
♪ Appreciate that shit ♪
♪ But read this body language ♪
♪ English Spanish and that dick! ♪
♪ ♪
- You look like you could use a break.
- Would you like to leave this place
and go to another place
with me?
- Now you're talking, Dilbert, let's go.
- Would you call me the Notary B.I.G.?
- Of course I can. - Oh, well.
♪ ♪
[cheering]
- Let's hear it for Open Mike Eagle and Lizzo, everybody.