*WHAPISH* Top of the morning' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to this idiot.win website.
No, I'm not saying that you're idiots don't worry. Don't don't think that at all you guys are awesome.
I'm the idiot for playing this game...
...apparently.
So this is the Google Autocomplete thing that I did before.
I thought it'd be funny to do another episode of it cause, I don't know, I like the silly little
games. So, the first thing we get is ''What is Google's'' Well the first thing
I actually got was something that I had already gotten already. ''What is Google's top results for would I die if''
''I would die if someone did this for me.''
Did-did what for you? (-.-) I would die if someone died for me. Not gonna lie, if some one I went out there and died for me, I'd die
Its like the teenager thing to do. OH MY GOD I DIED
They they said this thing online, and then. Oh my God. I died. I'm crying. Oh my God. I'm screaming.
It's like are you really? So I always imagined people who do that.
It's like you tweet something that somebody like OH MY GOD I'M SCREAMING JUEGFYATYGFEWY.
And then you can just imagine them, sitting at home on the phone they are like : *quiet and softly* Oh my God
I'm
screaming, no not screming
fucking
Autocorrect. I'm screaming and then *normal voice* they just type out a bunch of shit. I just I'd LOVE to see that someone writing. I'm crying
I'm screaming, and they're actually just sitting here like tweeting normally like.
Deadpan face *laughs*
''Would I die if I didn't sleep?'' No
Because I never sleep, SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! , and you're not correct. Well, you probably won't die
YOU'D probably die if you didn't sleep. I am fine. I could stay awake forever
''Would I die if I get 150 rads?''
..
like in Fallout? I don't know
''Would I die If I jumped off a bridge?'' Depends on how high this bridge is.
I mean... are we talking like Golden Gate Bridge? Are we talking like a canal bridge?
Like you jump off a canal bridge into like four feet of water. You probably wouldn't die then.
Ummm ''What did I if I saw God?''
I don't know depends on what God looks like
God could be anything. God could be anything
Tiny little dog for all we know. (Pom Gets WiFi?) Maybe that's what it's called. No you fucking idiots! You got it backwards!
I'M A DOG NOT GOD
Who knows. I'm what would I. What do I think would be... ''Would I die if I didn't get sleep?'' NO
''Would I die if I saw God?'' Ah! I'm getting closer!!
''Would I die if I jumped off a bridge?''
I mean probably. Yeah. Depends on how high the bridge. Depends on what you jumping into. If you're jumping over a bed of spikes
Probably. If you're jumping over a bunch of fluffy pillows. Your chances of relief higher of living.''Is the q''
''Is The queen of England dead?''.'' Is the Q train running?''
I don't even know what that is. ''Is the queen mother still alive?''. ''Is queen of England stepping down?''.''Is the queen still sick?''
''Is the queen of England dead?'' Yeah, I knew that that would be the top one. NO. Queen Elizabeth never dies
She just seems to be the same age forever!
It's amazing. I want to know what's in her blood. Probably nanomachines
NANOMACHINES SON!! ''Is everyone racist?''.''Is everyone really equal PDF?''
I don't know I - what's really equal? ''Is everyone a pronoun?''.'' Is everyone really equal?''.'' Is everyone gay?''
Well, we just- we came full circle, didn't we. A lot of these involve either racism or
homosexuality that seems to be the thing that
Google's auto results seem to go for all the time. Never change humanity. Actually do change, become better. ''Is everyone racist?''
or ''Is everyone gay?'' I'm going to
assume, it's one of these. ''Is everyone racist?'' Oh
It's neither of them!!
"'Is everyone a pronoun?''.''Is everyone really equal?''. Oh, God. ''Is everyone a pronoun?''
Wait, is everyone a pronoun?
I don't know. Let's search! I guess it is. Everyone is a pronoun.
Cause I dont- that could be one of those things. Cause, in my head. I was like
Yeah, of course it is. But, then the more you think about it you're like: WAIT is it a pronoun? Moving on! Never mind!
What. Can a f-
''Can a fuck you?''
''Can a flamingo fly?''. ''Can a federal judge be fired?''.'' Can a fish drown?''
''Could a former president run for office?'' and ''Can a felon own a shotgun?''
Geez. We just jumped the shark there at the end. We just dived off into the deep end.
''Can a former presdent run for office?'' HMM. ''Could a federal judge be fired?''.
''Can a felon own a shotgun?!" (no)
I'm asking. Not for me. I'm not the felon. I was just ask- Can you own a shotgu- probably. Sawed-off?
I don't know. I think it might be
these.
Either of these or ''Can a flamingo fly?'' I don't think people are going to be searching.
On mass "Can a felon own a shotgun or ''Can a
federal judge be fired''.''Can a former president run for office?''
DAMN IT! I've let you down! I've let you all down!
I should just go just jump off a bridge like the last one said. ''Can a flamingo fly?"
"Can a fish drown?'' I should've just stuck with my instincts!! "Can a fish drown?''. Fish drown in air
Just comes up and it's like *gasping*.
You know that's that way fish are more like
Cause they don't make any sounds. It's not like fish come out of the water and go: AH I CAN'T BREATHE
*singing* -If living is without you-
-I can't breathe- That's not the actual song, but whatever
Was there e-?
Was their emails sent?
That's the question. Everyone's asking ''Was there ever a thousand-dollar bills?''.''Was there ever an American pope?''
''Was there ever a Jewish president was there ever a minecraft two? I was there ever a palestinian state
These kind of all fall into the political realm together I guess what that was another bill
And then there's just was there ever a Minecraft 2 to please tell me that's the top one
[hahahaha]
yes, never change internet never change
Millennials are probably the [most] annoying generation of human beings ever to exist
And I'm saying that as a millellial. *tongue tied* millennial. My formative years were in the millennials
into two thousand
I was ten years old when two thousand hit so all my teenage years were in the Millennia in
in the, in the two thousand, so yeah
Millennials are trash millennials are entitled. Well, it's probably this one name because it's just
Bleeding onto everything else millennials are entitled millennials are lazy millennials are ruining millennials are an example of which type of culture
The worst type of culture right okay?
Which do I think it is? Millennials are lazy. Well, it's probably this or this
Millennials Are. shit!
ruining, what- that's a ten!
millennials Are Lazy. AHHH!
I fucking- I went with that the first time there's like no for me not the one I pick because I'm just a stupid millennial
I should know what my people think! Why am I smackin my chair. Sorry chairy
You're very nice is the gov, is the government watching us is the government closed an inauguration day?
Is the government closed can I walk into the government on inauguration day can we go in and buy a box of politics please?
they're like tic tacs, but they make your breath smelly is the government hiding aliens. I hope that's the top one
Wait, these are the same
there's two the same
The government corrupt, it's probobly this or this is government watching us almost a hundred percent definitely
I'd say its government corrupt almost a hundred pr.. Definitly
I 'd say any sort of fucking group of people likely has some corruption in it
I don't think you'll ever find a group of people that has zero
Corruption in it at all even religions have corruption in them
And they're supposed to be the ones teaching us all the morals of what to do right?
uumm
But I really want the government to be hiding Aliens!
I really really wanted to come out [someday] be like yeah, well,what happend in Roswell actually was an alien. We actually found an
Extraterrestrial being that landed in a ufo I want nothing more than that, would be awesome
Could you imagine the fucking freakout people would have over something like that?
Everyone: aliens aren't real, and it's like well. They are we found one
I mean it was dead, and we opened it up and find out all its kajigger Juice inside it
But if they exist that'll be cool is the government watching us yeah, probobly this
Yeah
Probably are..blood from anus
hahahahaha, I'm just Gonna call the episode that ah
If only I didn't care about clickbait and everything like if I could just say you know I clickbait doesn't matter to me
I'm just gonna call whatever um
But -sttuter- at the back of my mind. I'm always like no, I don't do that
That's a scummy type of title to make a video let's
blood from anus or blood from rectum
I really want to call it that, but my morals are kicking in I won't I won't
I won't fall into that pit of clickbait just yet
um
But from anus a book from ear blood from sinuses blood from rectum blood from a stone. Oh
One of this things is not like the other
blood from your rectum. That's probably hemorrhoids bro um I
Wanted to be one of these
But it's probobly blood from ear cause it's like if you get blood from your ears bad or
Actually blood from your ass as bad as well, blood from ear. Oh
No, it's blood from a stone
Come on. I wanted to be blood from assholes
Blood from anus is as. Is asparagus good for you
Yeah, most vegetables are actually aren't all vegetables good for you
that's why they tell you to eat them
Except the death veg that'll kill you. Is astrology real is Asian a race is as follows is as a
preposition
So? At the end of this though
It's asparagus good for you is astrology real. I'm going to hedge my bets and either these
Fuck
Yeah!!
Got it. What's this one? Wait? That's like a weird gap actually that's probably all of them perfect, great, Okay, bad, failure
Yeah, that's probably all of them
I thought it was a weird gap in the middle of this one nevermind I dunno what i'm saying is dona is Donald trump important.
Oh, they're all donald trump. Is Donald Trump famous. He's done from person of the year oh, ho
ho
It went on what type of person we're talking about Donald trump
So popular is Donald Trump orange, please tell me it's the orange one please yeah
Yes, thank you society. Thank you humanity. Oh Yeah!
Is Google better than Siri? Ohh, let's ask
Is Google better than Siri?
Siri: "That's like comparing apples to not apples." Oh Clever. Yes. Sons of bitches, haha
Is Google a boy or a girl?
No, if Google wallet safe is Google down is Google a number, google is a number
I actually can't remember the exact decimal place, but it's like a
Google of something or like I can't fucking remember what it is. That was it it was a Google
So it's still a google, but google the company spell it differently and Google is the large number 10 to the hundredth power
So 10 what hold zeros after I couldn't remember how many heroes was after so yeah a google is the thing but Google Google Google
Is is not a number?
It's also weird how googling something has become the verb for it
It's google boy, or girl wallet save [Coubertin] series Google town. Maybe this one yeah
Trying to think like the people trying to think like a hive mind oh
jay oh, Jesse and Gina back together
Are they back together bf Vs uf I know what up peeps?
Our Jewish people white an hour jews erase our jelly fish fish are jelly beans VG
Yeah, our Jesse Gina back together
It's like the fucking TMZ answer our Jewish people white or a race or like the political one or jelly fish fish
Is like the child answer and our Jelly beans Vegan is like the millennial and oh?
Good
Rj, [or] [choose] a race
Yeah, I know how the fucking people think I know what you're all googling. I?
Don't think I don't know what you're up to our gamers considered athletes our gamers
Sexist our game are smarter our gamers lazy our gamers nerds our gamers considered athletes
That's the thing now that esports has actually become an actual sport like Liga legends and Cs. Co and all that stuff
Technically aren't you an athlete all right? What's the actual definition for an athlete yeah, so
See everyone. Thinks an athlete is just someone who is
like physically fit, but technically an athlete is a person who is proficient in Sports and
other forms of physical exercise but sports
it's kind of changing now sports aren't just like physical activities anymore, so
It's weird the thing that some gamers can actually be considered athletes now because if you partake in the sport
then you're in a key right I
Know man our gamer sexist. I mean
any group of people they're sexist people in the middle of them not all gamers are sexist, but
There's a lot of sexism in the gaming community and in the gaming culture
Hmm would that be [the] top answer though?
That's a very touchy subject as well
Our game are smarter smarter than what just smarter in general. No, I mean
People who do fucking rocket science our gamers lady not to say that rocket scientist. Happy gamers
They probably can be they probably play Kerbal space program all the time I
fucking Hope Elon musk place Kerbal space program
He has tweeted out about it before [but] I don't know if he actually actively plays it that I'm cool man
Remember of [Kerbal] space program I wish there was more stuff to doing it
I wish I was smarter, and I wish I had the time to put into it to get better at it
So I could do cool. Shit like rob as does. He's so much better at it's lame our gamers lady
Again these are these things are not specific to gamers or gamers are what am I trying to work out the fucking semantics of all?
This when I should just be picking what I think the top answer is oh
Ok [ok]
What?
Our gamers mergers that I've had apparently I not smarter cuz I didn't know the fucking answers can I marry my sister
And the next one is calamari my cat. Oh
Why do I feel like one of those is the top answer can I marry your daughter well?
That's not too bad because it's not because I marry my daughter
It's kind of marry your daughter
So it's like excuse me sir. Can I have your daughter's hand in marriage. I thought too bad can I marry myself?
that's a good question um
I'm serena in Skyrim. Please don't I miss my cat no it's a 10 though. Oh
That's a nine
Okay, it can I marry myself?
Thank you internet from not letting me down that much you let me down a little I can you let me down a lot
but then again
Or is it really letting me down if I predicted that those would be high answers probably not when your expectations are super low
everything surprises you oh
God can I legally spank my child?
See, that's the thing spank has become a very
provocative term now
So it sounds kind of dirty when really it's just the act of slapping something with your hand
And they order can I legally own a fox yes, you can actually then
I want one. I want a fennec Fox
Because it looks like Treecko, but they're a pain in the ass to
Actually maintain and keep and house and all this type of stuff and have to feed them specific foods like mice
Can just feed them like?
barely
Can I legally sign from expires can I legally change my name? Oh?
Oh, [I] was going to say change my name, but then I saw move out at 16
I thought all these 16 year olds could be
Looking up stuff on how to move out at us ok it's done. It's over. There are no more
There is no more stood that this episode of idiots win. I win
I am the idiot I have 12 perfect five great eight ok too bad and six failure [whew] that's a lot of failures
About half of my perfect as much as I do good I do half [of] it bad. That's my life
Whatever saying good fifty percent her
hahahaha
Especially at math funny, right?
thank you guys so [much] watching if you liked it punch that like one minute space like a pause and
Thank you doll room
What size they will say it is?
Going through some stuff right now, Madam, and no judgment there
What's a question you can fly but you're not you're not invulnerable Flesh the law
Hey, Jimmy's
What even are the Jimmy?