[speaking in a foreign language]
One momento. 'Kay?
You're Cat?
Yeah... Cat Valentine. Why?
You like cats?
Meow.
You all must know
where we're going with this, right?
Nope, just laughing along.
It's time for Bae or Nay?, the series where we see
which Nick couples would have been
the perfect match or a complete disaster.
I say, this is a bad idea.
This time on Bae or Nay?, we're couping Cat and Freddie.
[screaming] Yay, Freddie's here!
We already know what you're thinking.
Cabbie and Creddie are end game.
Well, we kindly ask you to join us
as we explore something new;
Freddie and Cat, Frat? Caddie?
Ah, maybe you should tell us what this ship name is.
Half off and free shipping!
Here's how it's going to go.
We've broken this video down
into a few segments to see if Cat
and Freddie would make a great couple.
First, let's compare Freddie and Cat's personalities.
[laughing]
Cat is fun loving, kind, and maybe a little ditzy.
- You are the one who said-- - Cat! No!
What are you doing?!
I wanted to lick the laser beam with my tongue.
Why?
[sighing] Well.
You want to know what flavor it is, don't you?
But overall, she cares deeply about everyone in her life.
And she always maintains a positive attitude,
even when things go terribly wrong.
Oh, and she can also sing or whatever.
♪
[cheering]
Well, alright.
Basically, Cat is the girl you want to bring home to Mom.
Because she always has the best intentions
and never wants to purposely hurt anyone.
Any guy would be lucky to have her.
Pretty romantic, huh? You feeling the mood?
That brings us to Freddie.
Freddie is the designated nerd of the group.
He can always be found fixing or explaining all the tech.
I'm just gonna bump up the speed
with this eight core, three gigahertz server.
Freddie is also an amazing friend
who honors every relationship
in his life with respect and trust.
He's the guy you want in your corner
when things are going wrong.
You gave up that cool trip just to get rid of Missy.
I was protecting iCarly.
No, you care about Sam.
[sighing]
Well, she was really upset.
And you said, Sam wasn't your friend.
Yeah, whatever.
Freddie and Cat, there are many differences.
IQs being at the top of that list,
but their similarities are what make them special.
They would always strive to keep each other safe.
You saved my life.
Come on.
Sam said that truck would have run right over me.
Maybe.
[Sam] Cat! What are you doing?
I'm wearing your silly suit
and I'm gonna go jump the tuna fish!
[Sam] No, you're gonna get hurt.
Well, then that's the price I'll have to pay
for saving a friend from doing something stupid!
Let's compare Freddie and Cat's past partners and see
what they're both looking for in a relationship.
Nice.
As we all know,
Freddie's relationship history is a little complicated.
[music playing]
[groaning]
Sam and Carly are very different in many ways,
but they're both loyal friends.
So for the sake of this video, we're gonna focus on Carly
since Freddie is and always has been
head over heels in love with her.
Uh, Freddie. Freddie, we can unhug now.
Please let this last.
Carly is kind, patient and easy going.
In other words, she's pretty chill.
Looking good, Carly.
Feeling good, Freddie.
While Cat is much more aloof than Carly,
their core values remain the same,
which is compassion and kindness.
You know, it might seem like Carly is smarter than Cat,
but Cat might be more intelligent than we think.
Well, if we're talking about
the basic flavor profile of Blue Dog,
the primary taste is a 60/40 blend
of vanilla and citrus,
with trace amounts of cherry, clove, nutmeg and juniper.
Jupiter!
Juniper.
Compared to Carly, we'd say Cat is compatible with Freddie.
But what about Cat's past relationships?
Can I tell you a secret?
Sure.
While Robbie and Cat never officially dated,
the chemistry between them is undeniable.
Cat has a deep connection with Robbie,
so let's compare Freddie and Robbie.
My life really is awkward.
Robbie and Freddie are very similar.
They're both a little awkward
and have a hard time connecting with women.
- Hi. - Oh, hey, Tommy.
Uh-oh, this didn't take long to go bad.
I'm in love with you, you just wanna be friends
and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.
Sometimes Robbie could be a little selfish,
but he always goes the extra mile for his friends,
even if that means taking a beating.
Andre just texted me from the parking lot.
Helen is on her way in.
I'm afraid.
It's just a beating.
Help me! [screaming]
Get away from her!
[screaming]
[fighting]
Ow! Ow!
Hold 'em still so I can whack 'em!
Hey, what's going on? Hey?
Both Robbie and Freddie would go to the end of the world
for their friends, and that's what makes them
the most similar and Cat worthy.
I haven't fadoodled with Cat.
You could've if you wanted to.
It's so obvious
that Cat and Freddie have a bit of a spark.
They even like a lot of the same things, from food...
I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.
I'm making grilled cheese sandwiches
back here. Anybody want one?
Yeah, I'll take a grilled cheese.
- I'll have one. -
So, whatcha making?
Lemonade.
No real man drinks lemonade.
I like lemonade.
...to dance...
- You ballerinas ain't leaving. - Nope.
How did they know I used to take ballet?
[tapping]
...and even to... baseball?
So, how ya been?
I like baseball.
This... is a baseball.
Uh-huh.
You see, it's signed by the famous baseball player,
Ty Cobb.
Oh, wow, I love his corn.
Okay, so maybe not baseball
but the point still, Cat and Freddie...
Frat... Caddie,
whatever you wanna call them,
could very well make a great couple.
You wanna hang out with me today?
Well... I-I mean... [stammering]
see I don't... [stammering]
I don't know what you mean.
You know... just me and you... couple of friends... hanging.
But what do you think?
Could you see Cat and Freddie together?
The future is wide open, so anything can happen, right?
Let us know your thoughts in the comments below,
Cat and Freddie, Bae or Nay?
[laughing]
I didn't say anything funny.
[laughing]
No... way.