Ever since then I've!
lost contact with my brothers and sisters
my mom and my dad
Logan: Oh jeez, shit
It's getting deep
this is getting real deep
*Intro music*
*Tired Yawns*
Dab *dabs*
AYY YO! Good morning Logang, what's poppin'?
Ya boy, LP's in Toronto, Canada.
I came to visit my friend Evan
Here's right there.
What are you doing?
*kick sound* Ow *kick sound* Ow *kick sound* Ow *slap sound* Ow...
Evan, what the heck, bro?
Stop, stop, stop!
Ahh, Evan, stop, stop! (punches hard)
*Evan does consecutive normal punches and Logan is Screaming*
*grunt* *grunt* *slap sound*
Jesus mother of God, Evan.
The day is just beginning!
You're already - you're already out of control.
You stay. You stay as-
Get back here!
That's no, no...
I can't get down!
I know, I know. That's why I put you up there, that was the point
So my mans Evan is competing in the Dwarf World Games.
IT'S WORLD DWARF GAMES!
It's the DWARF WORLD GAMES! IT'S THE SAME THING!
SCREW YOU! NO IT'S NOT!
It's - SCREW YOU YES IT IS!
YOU SUUUCK!!!!!
I suck girls faces with my face.
F*CK HEIGHT!
Yo...you're not about to bring up height, bro.
YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG HERE!
(sad music)
How dare you?
NO ONE LIKES YOUR KIND HERE!
NOOOOO!
Okay, we are going to eat some food right now.
Evan brought the dwarfs squad.
IT'S THE SQUAD!
Yo, it's too lit right now, bro!
Evan texted me, and he said, "What do you want to do, bro?"
And I said, "We get the squad...
...and then we F*CK EM' UP!"
♪Where the hood where the hood where the hood at ♪
In the car it's STILL TOO F*CKING LIT!
You know I got the extensions.
Bro, I was like, how are you driving, dawg?
Oh, snap, bro. So you can reach. I like that.
2017 now, bro.
It's innovation, bro.
Dwarfs are about to take over?!
Wait, what?!
You saw that squad?
Yo, is that - is that - the future?
There's more of us.
NOOOO!
Yo, Ev, when are we going to get you a car, dawg?
Maybe after you get me a Rolex?
Okay. Two million likes on yesterday's video
I'm buying Evan a Rolex, AND making a third verse!
YA!
Ohhhhhhhh
Thank God bro, that was gonna get baaad!
I was literally about to eat you bro.
But she brought my food so I'm chillin'
Okay! Lets dive in!
(Gun shots)
Uh oh. Uh oh. That's Mr. Steal your girl
from yesterday
My man has left me a note bro. I know
'cause its says "to Logan"
"Hey Logan I wear a youth medium"
(laughing)
What is happening?
"Hey Logan I wear
a youth medium."
Just straight
up
bro.
Not we wanna buy merch. I wear
a youth medium.
My man
is in the Logang.
he know we just dropped that youth merch.
YAH YEET!
It's Mr. Steal your girl
Here you go bro. Thank you
Yo, youth medium let's go
I am here with Logan Paul! Yo
Mr. Steal your girl is a
vlogger bro. Follow my Instagram
@LoganPaul
Literally literally bro you're awesome dude
*squeak* That's my guy
Hey Evan. what the f*ck bro
Ow, what the fuck? Stop cheating on me. I'm not cheating on you!
I have still have yet to get merch.
It's Mr. Steal your girl! OW OW MOM MOM
I don't know where I'm going with him
I was just going to like throw him, but
Are you good? No. Are you good now?
I'm st-
okay, yeah, I'm good. My laughs are very throaty today.
*weeze* *weezing intensifies*
Not f***ing funny
SQUAD DEEP ROLLING UP TO THE MALL YAH YEET YAH!!
Going to see what trouble we can cause in here!
♪Where the hood where the hood where the hood at ♪
You brought me to the mall to actually get me a real gift right?
Uh yeah. No, I actually got you a gift
Here you go.
I gave it to you yesterday but you didn't seem very accepting of it, so...
NO! NO! NO! NO! Not the pony!
Yo you good bro? No!
*slam sound effect*
Not in the middle of the mall...
*punch sound effect* x2
*punch effect*
Again, I just - I pick him up and I don't know what to do with him.
He's like: I'm - I can't do anything.
I think that's why I do it.
Be free
*laughs*
♪Where the hood where the hood where the hood at ♪
Yo yo yo Kev, this is crazy. Look!
Bro! Damn! They're selling the Yeti in stores now?
That's sick!
Yeah that's crazy bro, I didn't put that there
Ay what's up G? It's the guy
S: Can't have you guys film in here alright?
Oh NO.
It's ok bro
S: What you guys doing
Vloggin my life away.
Logang. 4. Life.
We're done though (laughing)
You guys are so nice bro
S: I try my best
Yo he told us to stop filming
obviously im not gonna do it
Im a Maverick
BUT
why are Canadians so nice about everything
*child crying*
Are you good bro
*laughing* yeah
So much taller in person
what size shirt are you?
I don't know
you're probably like what? maybe a youth small
Imma gonna give you some merch
OH MY GOD!
you want some too?
HER and me. of course
Here you go.
*crying* Thank you
It's the youth merch
Thank you so much. You got it of course. of course.
so guy's we are obviously at the mall and i had an idea.
do you remember this vine that I made with Evan like four years ago?
THEY'RE COMING! LOCK THE DOORS!
Yeah, of course you do because its the sh*t
anyways how often can you get a group together like this, like this is amazing we got squad behind us
people are following us! we out here too I'm like yo let's recreate the
same vine but better since vines dead rest in peace but were just gonna vlog it
bro, are you vlogging?
Yeah bro get the f*ck out my vlog
all right let's get Savage
THEY'RE COMING
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHH
*Dramatic Music*
it's longer than six seconds but we keep going, at this point we're just
running from security
*Dramatic music*
*feet shuffling*
this crazy looks like we picked up a little logang too
how did you guys even see us like how'd you know is was us
cause your huge
your hard to miss
fact
*music*
YEE! this squad is too lit
ok guys because of the savagery that just took place I got some gifts bro
*clapping*
im the only one excited okay actually I only have one gift it's a plate
*plate bounces off ceiling but does not break*
OH OOPS uh oh
it like stuck in the ceiling but that's my bad
yeah your payin for that
not if i leave
*SCREAMING*
Yo Logang goes hard
HERE! TAKE THIS!
*SCREAMING*
they're savages
ok, no really guys i did get you stuff
We just dropped the youth merch
So I'm just *high pitched sounds*
aahhhhh
Here you go here you go
Evan can you just come up here bro?
man you complain about not having youth merch - logang the day has come
youth merch
link in description
AHHH *Cracking*
*kicking sound effect*
*Please Stand By*
take that youth merch and you run with it buddy yo that one was real
I was literally about to say guys
some of you people that these fights are real
they're not except until that
we just add like sound affects like watch *punch sound*
its fake its fake. I'm ok! alright guys i gotta go to the airport
So can we just get a break in here
Dwarf squad on 3! 1 2 3 DWARF SQUAD!
noo I don't wanna leave I wanna stay forever
hey man you ever see a vlogger in real life?
yep!
yeah oh you have a nice trip for you. I think we're on different pages right now
kind of awkward but yo you have a nice trip to bro
yeah Logang it is time to go back to Los Angeles gonna miss Evan man he said
he's not going to come back for like another week arr it hurts bro I'm not gonna
have a roommate I guess the good news is that it does leave more room for
smashing I'm afraid you anyways I guess there's only one thing to say
BACK TO LOS ANGELES
haha oh yeah bro oh my hat come here you s.o huh kong
hi buddy i missed you did you miss me?
Aw fuck it's fake Kong
look there's nothing wrong with fake kong except for the fact
that he's not real kong so my hat fell off again I'll never let go Jack okay
anyways guys no I came back home I want to do something that what are you saying
just watch
*Breaks Plate*
REAL GOOD BRO
yeah guys we obviously needed to break a plate one over there really got me tripping
so my boy Mark texted me he's like you were playing a game in my place
I like games so I think we're gonna pop by there dude let's do it
*music*
Oh hi Mark
oh hi mark did not hit her I did not hey Kylie hey TOO UGLY
*laughs*
Ay Mark I got a gift for you. What? a yeti Backpack. For me? no.
i was like back to school baby yeah
LOGANPAUL.COM/SHOP
I got this plate
NOOOO *PLATE SMASHES* AHHHHHHH
F**K U! *Shooting Nerf Gun*
F**K U! *SCREEMS*
its not a gift, it's just a plate
and I broke into a lot of peices
Mark: YAYA!! Wheres Lydia
*Sings*
alright i know your gonna clean this up but that reminds me i brought something for you
well I didn't bring it for you someone brought
it for you and I have it Logan: I want it now I want to know so three months ago a
guy came to my door he's like yo give this to Logan I never gave it to I never
opened it but holding my gifts from me man OHHH
Logan: is that the third verse? Mark: the third verse! OOOOH
Logan: I was still, like guys
there is no third version it could be the third Mark: like I said someone came to my door
they said yo. Logan: you don't know what the lo you know what this is Mark: no Logan: this is this
is kind of cool man Mark: it came with a side of Chinese food I don't know Logan: kinda weird
but kind of dope cause i love chinese food well we ate the chinese food of course, we didn't save that for you
Logan: how you doin by the way Kylie: i am doing great *SCREAMS*
Logan: Hey Kylie want to me in my vlog? Kylie: Sure!
Logan: Thanks Kylie!
Kylie: I didn't know if you were about to do AHH!
Logan: *SCREAMS HEY* Kylie: *Laughs*
Logan: ahh she caught me
*tiny laugh*
come here real quick the folders called dear Logan I can
i can appreciate that here we go
Guy: I wish you can hear me Its about to get real yo Logan: It's A rap Guy: logan paul your my hero you mean so
much to me I love you logi but thats line was so incomplete
cause your spirit is flowin' through me
yes this is maverick merch why not wear it to church because
Logan: yo hold up is he freestyling, and he s like plug in maverick merch
link in description but yo that's crazy this guy just showed up to your house
and drop this off came with Chinese food he's like here man this is for you for you and
and hes like give this to logan
the coolest crew is the best family on youtube and this is crazy...woah
damn were the best family on youtube
baby all right, i love you logan i really wanna meet you
i feel like this is a whole zircon situation you guys remember zircon okay you are my
its okay man but I hope you watched I watched it bro I did too
second verse is coming oh oh the second verse
but do you have the third verse, i heard it doesn't exist. yeah thats a weird thing i actually talked
to Jake on that today little sidebar I feel like I should address this Jakes
vlog yesterday he said he played a part of the third verse and then I released
my vlog right after saying the third verse doesn't exist he texted me did you
not see my vlog before you posted yours I said I didn't see it haha he
said oh you fucked up I said but I still don't think it exists because I never
made one he said because I played a part of the third verse does it exist I said
you may have made a different song because I know I made it and I started
elaborating so he gets it in his mind I said that it's not the third verse ha that's a
different song you don't have a first or second verse how can you have a third verse
he said no bro, I got a third verse and a fourth and a fifth and a sixth
at this point, I'm like what the f**k bro?
so i go but bro where are the first and second i did those
you look like you're pointing at the ground its just sliding
you good bro he said exactly I said so if you're not
a featured artist on that logan Paul fire tracks how can you possibly have a
third verse bro, he goes don't worry about me dog
I go dog bro Im worried about you bro dog, So that's a little update I don't know what the F**k is going on bro
anyways we're just gonna watch a little bit of this because I think what he's about to
say is important
I love you and all the whole logang, like
You guys are my family
yeah
And i didnt really have a family growing up we all split up when I
was in ninth grade Oh No and ever since then Ive lost contact
with my brothers and sisters Mom and my dad
oh geez sh*t, this is getting deep
This is getting real,this is getting really deep
I've really got no other friends man like..
the only family i got is the logang and im being serious about this
yo this is amazing this makes me feel bad
oh s**t
goddamnit kylie
I got you now
It was so deep
yo isaiah im sorry
**AIR HORN**
Why's the steam coming out?
Do you vape bro?
okay so no you know why I like this and appreciate this I'm glad I can be your
beacon your friend and part of your family isaiah logang for life! Be a maverick ahh
with that said guys that is the vlog if your not part of the logang like you saw its a legit family so subscribe
get your maverick merch link is in the description they
the yeti backpacks are selling very fast like a god church
and as usual I will see you guys tomorrow
*music playing*