- Have you ever lied to your roommate?
- No
- That's a lie
- Oh! - I'm not very truthful.
Why would I sign up for this?
- I don't know
- Hi I'm Joyce
- And I'm Adriana
- And we're roommates.
- I'm Tony
- I'm Julie
- We're roommates.
- And we're going to take a lie detector test today
- to get to the bottom of things,
someone could be moving out tonight.
- I definitely think that me and Adriana
are very open with each other.
I think that's why we're able to be roommates.
I don't like passive aggressive
and she doesn't like passive aggressive,
so we're just aggressive aggressive.
- And it works out.
- I feel like we know each other a good amount,
we've been roommates over a year.
- We were friends before I moved in.
- I think we're pretty honest people.
- I code switch, yeah I lie here and there.
- Oh. - I code switch a lot.
Some things are not true, like no
I really don't like kombucha that much.
- Wow I thought we were really close.
- I hate kombucha. - Okay.
- I just drink it to poop.
I'm actually feeling really nervous about this.
- I don't know what to expect.
- Every time I watch these videos
about lie detector I get really stressed.
- I don't feel very nervous,
it will be fun to learn and reveal some of my secrets,
I don't have secrets, let me take that back.
I don't know what you will ask
and I don't know how I will answer.
- We'll find out.
Wait, it goes around your waist?
- Yeah this is a whole thing here,
how do you think lie detectors work?
- I thought it was like a helmet or something.
- I'm not operating cerebro
- (Laughs)
- Have you ever lied to me?
- Probably.
(laughs loudly)
- What you lie about? What you lie about?
- I don't know, probably just some white lie
- Yeah that's true. - stuff here and there.
- Have you ever eaten their food without telling them?
- No.
- Lie
- What did you eat?
- I've thought about it so hard.
You had some cool looking leftovers in the fridge
or on the table and I'm like Ooh baby.
- I mean are you sure you haven't like actually taken
a bite out of some things that you are remembering
but aren't telling me right now?
- I promise I haven't taken a bite,
but my nose has been so close.
- Are you the messy one?
- No! (laughs loudly)
- That's a lie.
- What? How is that a lie I am not.
- I know I'm a messy bitch,
and I also don't think you're messy
but I like how you lied to me.
- Maybe I'm hard on myself and that's what you're detecting
- You're projecting on yourself.
- I am not the messy one
- Have you ever used my shower stuff without telling me?
- No.
- Another lie.
- What?
- I don't, but I've looked inside and I would like to.
- Have you ever used my makeup
or shower stuff without telling me?
- Mm-mm
- You technically can't use my makeup,
- It would be politically inappropriate.
- But let's wait for the results.
- She failed on that one.
- What?
- That's fine you can totally use my shampoo
you can use whatever you need.
- I don't need to go through your stuff, John.
- Do you do weird things when I'm out of town.
- No.
- That's a lie.
- What are you doing Tony?
What are you doing when I'm not home?
- I don't do things weirdly
just because you're out of town specifically.
- You don't slide in with your socks
and Tom Cruise it up while I'm gone?
- Okay, that's cliche.
- If something ever happened to you,
would you give me custody of your cats?
- Yeah
I think you'd be good with them.
- True.
- I bequeath Remy and Columbo to you (laughs) should I die.
- I'm not a cat person in my day to day life
but I really do love those cats, it's nice to have something
to come home to especially when you have a bad day.
- All right.
- I'm gonna fail this.
- How are you gonna fail?
- Have you ever lied to me?
- Probably, yes.
- True.
- That's fair. Do you recall any instances?
- There's been so many times, no I'm just kidding!
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
- Okay Joyce, have you ever lied to me?
- Yes.
- About what?
- True.
- I have no idea (laughs)
I can't really remember any times but my body knows.
- Have I ever made you mad but you never mentioned it to me?
- No.
- That's a lie.
(gasps)
- I was happy and then he turned it down.
- I was too I was like I have nothing to worry about.
Maybe now 'cause you told me you were just sniffing my food
around and checking out my face cleansing products.
- Have you ever used my makeup
or shower stuff without telling me?
- I used your bathroom.
Oh, and I used your toothbrush but you gave it to me.
- Oh, okay (laughs loudly)
- This girl has 14 extra, unused toothbrushes okay guys?
I didn't use her personal toothbrush.
- Have you ever snooped through my stuff?
- No.
- Mm I'm getting a lie.
- Ooh, wow interesting.
- I have never gone through your stuff
I don't know what you're talking about
but I have never gone through your stuff.
- Uh huh.
- Do you like me?
- I love you.
- I love you too.
- True.
- Oh my God!
- We actually have two other roommates,
and so am I your favorite roommate?
- I love you all equally, yes.
- True.
- Great, now that's just gonna inflate his ego.
- No follow up questions.
- I think it went well,
she found out that I ate her food
and I found out that she would let me take care of her cats.
- And that I really want to use your makeup apparently.
- You know what? I have really bomb highlighters,
you can use whatever you want.
- I've thoroughly enjoyed this experience.
Weights that I didn't know existed
are lifted off my shoulders now.
- I don't think I learned anything that new,
I mean that you like, white lie every once in a while
but everybody does that.
- I think it's just like, really cool that we have
an environment where we can talk about anything.
And we can just like, be anything.
- Our home has good surroundings.
- It really does, and the cats really help too.
- We're better people for it.
- Yes this has brought us closer, let's renew our lease.
- We don't need to do that.
- That's no, we hate that place.
- Yeah
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