- Yeah that's what I did.
- No you didn't.
You didn't go upside down right.
You went like this.
That's what you did.
(laughs)
(cheerful music)
Good morning everyone.
(blowing kisses)
- Hello.
(laughing)
One hand.
I wanna say doing it before that was like, looked so funny.
I don't know what I did.
- [Woman] I think your bottom was this way.
- It was like this.
- [Woman] This, yeah.
- That's what I was doing.
(laughing)
- Let's grab her there.
- You want a stripey shirt?
- No.
- Okay we got a picky one.
- Too red.
- I agree.
Oh, it's on my foot.
Oh.
See that's a really good face stretch
so I'm ready to sing.
- You're not singing.
You're not singing.
You're doing gymnastics.
- Okay well you're being very sassy.
I don't appreciate the sass
'cause I can sing anytime I want.
It's 2018.
I'm allowed to be me.
- No you are not.
- What the heck?
So this is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- This is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- This is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- This is Cat.
- Hi Cat. - No wait.
This is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- This is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- This is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- This is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- This is a bear.
- Hi bear.
- This is Miranda.
- Hi Miranda.
- So these are my dolls.
So get to know them,
talk to them,
be friends with them,
because if you're not
they do wake up at night while you're sleeping
and they can do things.
So just please be nice to them.
Great, next.
Am I doing it?
- You're almost.
But not.
- Gosh dang.
- My lips are so funny.
- [Miranda] What kind of teacher
tries to kick their student in the face Parker?
- No kind of teacher
tries to kick their student in the face.
- Well you just did so you're the kind of teacher
who does that. - No I didn't.
- I just saw you.
I was like oh show me this cartwheel please
and you were like
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya!
Like that in my face
but you actually kicked me.
- No I didn't.
- I'm pretty sure you did.
- [Miranda] Okay now pull it out of the thingy.
- This?
- [Miranda] Yeah pull it all out.
No that's just fine too.
- I did.
(food crunching)
- [Man] (laughs) Okay.
- That's exactly what I would've done.
(laughing)
You almost tried to kick me in the face which was--
- No I didn't.
- You did but I can do it better
without kicking people in the face
because I'm not hurtful like that
and I care about others so.
One handed?
- Yes.
- Why are you so far away?
'Cause you know I'm gonna kick you?
- Yes.
- Okay.
Smart.
- [Man] Oh, no.
Don't suck on the doorstop.
- Hey Miranda.
You look really good today.
That's it.
He wants to come be a part of this.
- Hey guys this is Miranda
and today we're gonna make hairy slime.
Whoa that's a big bubble.
- [Miranda] Say that to the camera.
- Whoa that's a big bubble.
- [Miranda] Show them the bubble, show them the bubble.
- Oh, oh that's a big bubble.
- [Miranda] Pick it up and show it to them.
They need to see this bubble.
It's important.
- It's gone.
Really stretchy.
Oh I can't do it.
Oh.
- Make sure they can see you in the camera.
Are you ready for it?
- Yeah.
- Snack time.
- Yes.
- That was so good.
(laughing)
So I usually have a whole bowl of Cheerios, wait.
I usually have a whole box of Cheese Balls.
So I usually have a whole box of these Cheese Balls
and then a bunch of all my favorite meats.
Your baby's being really loud.
He's trying to eat the Cheese Balls.
You can't have any Cheese Balls.
They're not for babies.
He's a thief.
(baby laughing)