and subjectively these look like not my cup of tea! and I've said this in another
video before but you know I'm not above rehashing old shit. so today's video is
very exciting because we are going to be roasting IZ*ONE's outfits for Fiesta!
I'm gonna be really honest right off the bat, I was not the biggest fan of this
era's styling so we're gonna keep roasting in the title, but nevertheless here is
your little disclaimer: I am going to be critiquing outfits and not people, so
keep your fat phobic train of thoughts to yourselves, otherwise they're
gonna go in my rapidly-growing spam folder, so let's get started actually! I'm
gonna stop you right there to remind you to subscribe, like, comment, all that jazz
but also I have channel memberships available, so if you would like join,
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behind-the-scenes um stuff, then feel free to join! so the first outfits were
going to critique are these M Countdown pink and black outfits, and I'm about to
say something really controversial and I've said this in another video before
but you know I'm not above rehashing old shit, get ready my friends: I am NOT a big
fan of the colors black and pink together.
don't let stan Twitter get a hold of this information! but yeah generally the
colors black and pink together are not really my cup of tea,
and they tend to look like a little bit tacky, and on top of the tackiness, these
outfits do give me kind of these early 2000s vibes, just the way some of the, you
know, materials ruched together, we also see some tube top-esque dresses, it all of
it together gives me an old-timey feeling which generally, I love a good
early 2000s throwback, don't get me wrong but this is more like prom dressy but
not really prom dressy, maybe just like a little bit fancier like deffinetely
clothing I would have never worn. ok so I'm going to very rudely steal this
segment from kpop shake because collectively in the Kpop
YouTube community we just love plagiarizing her, and in her outfit
ranking videos she does this thing where she shows her favorite verses least
favorite outfits from that stage, so my favorite is Chaeyeon's outfit because it
features a shape and fit that I typically like to see which I'll
definitely elaborate more on in a later stage, and a close second is definitely
Yuri because the shape of the just is just really nice as well, and also you know
the black to pink ratio isn't so obnoxious, but my least favorite outfit
however has to be WonYoung's outfit because it just seems a little bit
random, I don't think it's necessarily ugly I just feel it doesn't really fit
the theme if that makes sense, I mean of course it's black and pink but somehow I
don't know like the coller of it seems a little weird, the placement of the black
material just seems a little bit odd to me so that's why it's my least favorite
so I guess I'm the same note these outfits from music Bank are quite
similar in that theme except instead of black and pink, we are seeing black and
blue and not only is the blue, silk,.. there was nothing after that sentence. the blue
is silk. that's all I wanted to say. these again give me these early two-thousands
vibes, just you know the shape of some of them, the way they flow and just
the overall colors put together, I feel like I don't know, I can't really think
of an exact reference of why I feel they're early 2000s but I just I feel it
in my soul and I have to say I actually preferred these outfits over the black
and pink ones, and not only because of the colors themselves, but because of the
material as well, I love silk, I love the way that these outfits in particular
flow while they're dancing and the way it shines in the light and overall I
just like them a lot better. but as for favorite versus least favorite, I mean
they're all very very similar. they have some differences here and there but
there's not really one that I would pick as a favorite or one as least favorite
in this situation. moving back to another M Countdown performance, we have plaid
enough said. next! I'm kidding, so we all know by now
but I'm not the biggest fan of plaid but at least at least they didn't do denim!
but I mean this is definitely not the worst case of plaid that I've ever seen
historically when plaid has been mixed with leather elements
I have tended to go a little bit easier on it, I have tended to kind of
appreciate the plaid more as seen in Gfriend's crossroad performance and as well as
one of Itzy's ''wannabe'' performances which is coming by the way, I just need
to make sure that they're finished promoting because last time i roasted
their outfits I missed quite a few because I did it prematurely and I have
like a list of three people who are holding me to actually continue roasting
those icy outfits when I roast wannabes outfits, so like I have my hands are full!
so don't worry it's coming! they just need to finish promotions. I think they
might be done at the end of the month but that's also because they might not
have released their April schedule yet, so they could be going on into April
with the music show promotions, I don't know but anyways though there are like
maybe a few leather elements I don't think it's enough to really make me love
these outfits or appreciate these outfits, or feel that they're innovative in any
significant way so like I I like appreciate the direction that it's going in
but they're still not my favorites, so my favorite outfit is Hitomi because it
has the least amount of plaid, but the most amount of edge and my least
favorite has to be Chaewon's outfit because um, I don't know honestly I just
don't really like the straps. that sounds very arbitrary but the straps just throw
it all off for me, by the way I'd never really read how to
pronounce the fandom name but is it ''wise one'' because that's kind of cute. my
voice is probably gonna crack a little bit cuz I'm still kind of a little bit
sick it's okay. so now we have these music core outfits
which are these really cute pastel suits and this is kind of like one of the
first times that I'm liking their Fiesta outfits, I like that each suit has its
own vibe and they're kind of off slightly different but nevertheless
remain cohesive together and a lot of these outfits feature some of my
favorite fits, so looser clothing! we stan Comfort! and I suppose on other
people I really like loose Blazers and loose
pants, paired with sometimes like tighter elements like a tighter shirt so we do
see some of those elements within these stages and it's very reminiscent of like
boy with love or Lana's take the wheel or some of gfriend's fever outfits which
honestly gfriend's fever outfits were one of my
favorite styling of 2019 and not that it was anything super extravagant super
extra, but just in terms of like the type of clothing they were wearing was really
more in line with what I personally might wear if I ever strayed away from
black, realistically of course! cuz if I had anywhere to go and like was probably
more obnoxious style wise, I would totally wear Zimzalabim outfits! I'm
finding it a little bit hard to pick like a favorite and least favorite
outfit for the stage because there's really no outfits that are actually
terrible in any way, they're all actually really nice and it's probably one of my
favorite stages if not- no it's actually my favorite stage but if I did have to
pick a favorite I think it would be Chaewon's outfit because I really love how
shapeless her blazer is mixed with the tightness of the skirt and I also feel
like it adds a little bit of variety within the stage. okay so now we're
moving on to another M Countdown performance and these outfits were
featured in the music video but here's the thing, I said they were pirate
inspired, I don't know I've never met a fucking pirate! what do I know? my point
is a lot of people were telling me that it's not actually pirate inspired, it's
this inspired, is that inspired, which to me means it's probably very subjective
and subjectively these look like not my cup of tea. I'm back, I lost all my nose
makeup on a Kleenex and Kevin threw up on the couch, we're just thriving up in
here! plaid... white button-up shirts.. IZ*ONE frankly deserves a lot better than this
I don't know I like I like- not to- like not to be mean like it
actually like not the worst outfits ever and so they're just not my cup of tea
personally, but also I'm starting to realize that Fiesta doesn't really have
a look and after hearing the song and just you know historically in my
opinion, I feel like I've said this before, I said this in my review for IZ*ONE
Fiesta, my honest thoughts on their song, I said that previously their
songs in my head tend to be associated with a certain color, with a certain
theme but for Fiesta you know I would have assumed like oranges and yellows
but really they just they just forewent that, is that a word? they just completely
neglected that within these stages, just a thought to ponder! okay so these next
outfits that were featured on the show were also featured in the music video
and I remember saying that the outfits were okay though they kind of were a
little bit reminiscent of vampire and now I'm realizing they are a little bit
reminiscent of dreamcatchers deja vu, deja vu, deja vu, djavu, so like I mean
these outfits are okay but in my opinion like they deserve something more
extravagant. Fiesta deserved a lot better styling, IZ*ONE deserved a lot
better styling, something more iconic something more recognizable, something
more centered around a certain theme in my opinion but alas we're left with
these half-black half-white and of course the white part is like
reminiscent of a white button-up shirt I hate wipe enough shirt I don't know
why and in that sense of this black and white you have this more formal looking
white button-up esque part of the dress and then a more goth looking part of the
dress but they don't really mesh together all that well in my opinion and
then you're left wondering what like is it is it supposed to look goth because
I'm not really getting those vibes is it supposed to look more formal because I'm
not really getting those vibes either so at least a vampire and at least Deja vu
by dreamcatcher you know you had a theme you know you
had like a feeling that the outfits were trying to evoke whereas I just feel some
confusion and maybe it's because I'm sick but alas so then we have an
Inkigayo performance which features white suits and a music core stage that
features black and white pinstripe suits now I'm not opposed to suits they're
just not my favorite unlike k-pop shake though I'm sure as soon as this video
goes out she's gonna say that she never said that, if you don't love second gen
at its worst styling they you don't deserve it- I love you I'm kidding
I'm sorry I'm sorry for saying you thought that Dara's hair was ugly okay so
though I do like the suits I much prefer the pastel suits because there was a lot
more variety within them and the fit of them was more in line with what I
personally like to see these suits are a little bit more fitted but if I had to
pick between the two stages I think I would go for the white ones because I
tend to be a sucker for completely white outfits also again they feature more of
that fit that I tend to like the looser fit and the black ones just seem a
little bit more on the boring side to me we're down to the last set of outfits
which are also featured in the music video and I remember saying that they
gave me these 70s vibes but I don't remember if I said I liked them because
I don't if I did I don't anymore just these are featured on all the show
the show all the kpop... blank. so honestly I feel like there's a lot of color
blocking going on and a lot of different colors being featured so I love you know
the ode to the 70s there's definitely some outfits in there that scream 70s
inspired it doesn't really quite go there like it's not anywhere near T-ara's
roly poly but it definitely has those vibes
however with just so much different color blocking it feels like kind of a
mess I mean if you look at T-ara's roly poly stages there's a lot of colors but
it has a 70s theme and it's kind of fun or even red Velvets oompah oompah stages
there's a lot of colors but you know there's definitely a lot of textures as
well there's a lot of fun things going on where this color blocking all the
same material type thing just seems a little boring to me aside from the
colors kind of making it look like a mess as well so though I appreciate the
direction it's going and I feel like it just doesn't quite get there after my
favorite outfit it's definitely Chaewon's outfit I love the color and the
fluffiness of the sleeves though as I'm looking at the pictures right now I
realize that the material seems to be kind of bulky and looks a little bit
uncomfortable so my second choice would definitely be
WonYoung's alpha'd because I love the sulk and I love the jewelry placed onto
the silk and my least favorite has to be Hitomi's because though it features
the same color it's mixed with this green that I find just hideous also I
feel like people are gonna accuse me of only knowing like three members but
honestly I'm still learning their names and I'm pretty much relying on the
Korean subtitles to find out who is who which this stage did not have but do not
worry I have my ways, and so this is where we're gonna end this video don't
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