- Whoa, what you wearing, Lou?
Pretty corny outfit, if you ask me. (laughs)
- Now is not the time for hilarious jokes, Orange,
the world could end at any moment.
(Orange yells)
- Wait, you said that last Friday.
- That's fair, I basically say that every Friday.
But I'm telling you, Orange,
this time, I have it on good authority.
This random AM radio frequency I stumbled upon.
- [Reporter] Humanity as we know it is at an end.
It's happening and approaching! (yells)
(dramatic music)
- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
what do we do?
- Get in the can, my man.
- Ew, it smells like a hermit crab in here.
- That is so rude!
- You see Orange, our only hope
is to get into a bunker and people stock their bunkers
with lots of canned food.
If people mistake us for canned food,
then maybe they'll take us for their...
Wait, it's working!
- See you on the other side, bunker buddy.
Whoa, nice bunker.
I was afraid you were taking me to a real clunker. (laughs)
Oh, hey, Canned Tomatoes, hey!
- What?
- What kind of food should I write on my can,
I'm trying to survive the end of the world
and I need a great disguise.
- I'm sorry, you expect to pass as a canned food?
Look, let's not get too-
- Carried away?
- Exactly.
- No, carried away.
(Canned Tomatoes screams)
Poor Canned Tomatoes,
we barely even got a chance to ketchup. (laughs)
(Canned Cheeseburger groans)
Hey, mysterious silhouette in the corner.
Hey!
- What do you want?
- What's a really disgusting canned food
that no one would ever eat?
I'm gonna write that on my can.
See, I don't wanna get eaten,
I just wanna live on this shelf
while the world outside goes to poop.
- Well, in that case,
pretend you're a canned cheeseburger, like me.
- Wow, you're a cheeseburger in a can?
Well, that's-
- Disgusting, believe me, I know.
I've sat around on this shelf for so long
I'm starting to near my expiration date.
- You're telling me you're like-
- An entire cheeseburger crammed into a can?
Yes, it's a thing.
- Oh, man.
I mean, I definitely don't wanna get eaten,
but on the other nonexistent hand,
I have standards.
Aren't there any other disgusting canned foods I can be
that a little less disgusting?
- Sure, there's Cream of Mushroom.
- No, no, no! (screams)
- Or should I say, there was Cream of Mushroom.
Oh, there's Cream of Broccoli.
(Cream of Broccoli screams)
- More like Scream of Broccoli these days, huh? (laughs)
- Hold on, this is fantastic.
- What's fantastic?
My joke?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good too. (laughs)
- No, don't you see what's happening?
They're running low on supplies.
- And you're excited about this?
- Of course, it's my dream to be eaten
before my expiration date.
- Excuse me?
- I suppose it'll all come down as it always does
to me and Dehydrated Tarantula in a Can.
- The what in a what?
- Yes, it's a thing.
Hello, Canned Cheeseburger.
- Hello, Dehydrated Tarantula in a Can,
you're looking somewhat edible today, I suppose.
- Yeah, well, I wish I could say the same.
- I hate you so much, Tarantula in a Can!
- Go on and hate, this spider's about to be ate.
Get it, 'cause someone's gonna eat me
and also 'cause I have eight legs.
- Yeah, double pun, nice.
- Heck yeah, it is.
- Enough!
Listen here, Tarantula in a Can,
I'm gonna get eaten before you do
one way or another.
- Yeah right, dude,
like anyone's ever gonna eat a cheeseburger in a can.
- They will to.
- Will not.
- Will to!
- Will-
(hatch creaks)
- The hatch!
They're opening the bunker.
- Orange, come out, the weather's fine.
- The apocalypse, it's over, woo hoo!
- What are you cheering about, Orange?
I'll never get eaten now.
If people aren't stuck in bunkers
that means I have to go head to head
with normal cheeseburgers
who aren't in cans, I don't stand a chance!
- Well, you could be a cheeseburger outside of a can,
couldn't you?
- What are you talking about?
- It's nonsense, don't listen to him, Cheeseburger.
- Wait, keep talking, Orange.
- Well, I mean, I could let you out of your can
and then you'd be a normal cheeseburger.
And then maybe someone would wanna eat you.
- You can't do that, it's cheating.
- I can do whatever I want, Tarantula!
- Now that's what I call a can do attitude. (laughs)
- Orange, let me free.
It's time the world saw what a real cheeseburger looks like.
- All right, let's do it.
- How do I look?
Am I beautiful?
- Not good.
- Someone's mouth must be watering
at the thought of biting into my delicious buns.
Which are not technically past expiration, I might add.
Oh hello there.
Orange, it's happening.
Thank you so much.
I've waited so long for this moment
and now finally this cheeseburger's in paradise.
Here we go.
(record scratches)
What am I doing in the dog dish?
I'm people food.
Oh, what the heck, this counts!
Yeah!
- Orange, Orange, you gotta let me out of this can.
If I can get into that dog bowl
it can be my shot at getting eaten too.
Once that dog lays eyes
on my beautiful dehydrated spider body
it won't be able to resist.
Let me out.
Yes!
Hello world, it's me, Dehydrated Tarantula!
I'm out of the can.
Oh, lost a leg.
Who cares?
Hey, Fido, want a bite?
- I think he's gonna barf.
- Barf?
No way.
Why would he barf when he's looking at
a strong dehydrated tarantula?
(dog vomits)
- Oh, doggy, that's a lot of barf. (laughs)
This might be the most disgusting episode we've ever had.
Well, it's at least in the top 10. (laughs)
(Canned Cheeseburger groans)
(upbeat music)