- Let me get this straight.
You two ordered a giant screen television
just so you could play in the box?
- Pretty smart, huh?
- I thought it wouldn't work.
- Yeah, that's quite a plan there.
Oh, but wait,
there's something else I wanted to ask you two.
What was it?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Don't you two have any brains?
- Squidward, we don't need television.
Not as long as we have our imagination.
- Okay, let's see.
I'm imagining myself watching TV.
And there it is!
Can I have it, Spongebob?
- Sure, Squidward.
- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
- Okay, Squidward.
But if you change your mind,
we'll be in this box.
- Let's play mountain climbing adventure.
- Let's go for it!
- Gloves. - Check.
- Hats. - Check.
- Underwear. - Uh, check.
- [Spongebob] Okay, Patrick.
Climb up there and secure this rope.
- [Patrick] You got it. (grunting)
I'm shaking hands with Neptune!
Whoo! Excelsior!
- Where's that remote?
- [Patrick] I am the lizard king!
- [Spongebob] Patrick, Patrick.
Patrick, I think we should keep out voices down!
We might start an avalanche!
- [Patrick] What?
- [Spongebob] I said I think we should keep our voices down!
- Will you two shut up?
(explosion)
(Spongebob and Patrick yelling)
(Spongebob and Patrick sobbing)
- Spongebob?
(Spongebob and Patrick yelling)
(Spongebob and Patrick sobbing)
- [Patrick] Hold me.
- [Spongebob] Hang in there, buddy.
The chopper's on the way.
- [Patrick] Spongebob, my legs are frozen solid.
You'll have to cut them off with a saw.
- [Spongebob] No, Patrick, I can't do that.
- [Patrick] Why not?
- [Spongebob] Because I already cut off my own arms.
- [Patrick] No!
- All right, where it is?
- Here I am. - Where's what, Squidward?
- Don't "where's what, Squidward" me.
Where's the tape recorder?
- We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward.
- Don't "we don't have a tape recorder, Squidward" me.
- But we don't.
- We have a tape recorder box.
- All right, make way you two.
I'm coming in.
- Welcome aboard, Squidward!
You've just set sail on the SS Imagination.
Where our only destination is fantastic adventure.
Where do you want to go first?
- No, no, don't mind me.
I'm just here to observe.
- But Squidward, don't you see?
Waiting and watching?
That's not what the box is about.
It's about imagination.
- All right, fine!
Take me to Robot Pirate Island.
I want to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon.
Just do it so I can get back and watch TV.
- Okay, Squidward.
Robot Pirate Island it is!
- Beep, beep, beep.
- Argh.
- Boop, boop, boop, boop.
- Ahoy, matey. - Beep, beep.
- For that, you'll walk the plank.
(Spongebob and Patrick giggling)
(Squidward groaning)
- Why won't this thing turn on?
All right, fine.
If you don't want to show me, I don't care.
I've got better things to do than pace the floor
wondering how you two work this thing.
How do those two work that thing?
There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something.
I mean, listen to that.
(metallic clanking) (lasers firing)
Now that sounds like Robot Pirate Island.
Think, Squidward, think.
I got it.
When those two go to bed,
I'll sneak in there and find that button.
(crickets chirping)
(whimsical orchestral music)
It's got to be around here somewhere.
I don't see anything.
It's just an empty box.
Maybe it really was their imagination.
Oh, get it together, Squidward.
What are you saying?
I mean, do I really believe
that if I sit here and pretend to drive a race car,
that I'm suddenly gonna start hearing noises?
What the... (engine revving)
It actually works!
I can't believe it! (engine revving)
Oh boy, this beats TV by a long shot! (laughing maniacally)
Whoo! (laughing hysterically)
This is the most fun I've ever had!
Only two more laps til the finish line. (laughing)
I'm in the lead.
Out of my way!
I'm almost there. (laughing)
Victory is mine! (laughing)
(Squidward grunting)
(Squidward groaning)
- Hey, our box is gone!
- Oh well.
- I know, let's go see Squidward.
- I hope he's not too down in the dumps today.