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Let's start the video. Hey misfits
so
Something weird happened to me. I woke up the other day and while I was just sitting in my jammies, eatin a frozen pop-tart and
Watching the Morning News. I
Saw a commercial
Really weird commercial first of all, it was only like three seconds long
Which I didn't know was a thing I make advertisements for a living and I've never seen a commercial that short
I didn't know three seconds was a commercial format. But anyways, it was a commercial for a dating site called
Date a freak .com you heard that right
date a freak
Com, by the way
I've looked everywhere online
For the commercial but I can't find it and it's so short that every time it comes on the TV by the time I pull
My phone out and put it up to the screen. It's over already
So I'm just gonna recreate the commercial for you
Just so you get an idea of what I'm working with you
You want to get a free cube and go to data freak calm. Now. My first thought is that
This has to be fake. There is no way someone
Decided to name their business date a freak com. I mean, there are a lot of parody dating sites out there
That's a thing. For example
Take a look at a sea captain date
When you're on a boat full of men all day
Let's just say you don't get a chance to meet that man with my mistress
Maybe the sea but the thing is that's just an expression
Really? No sex involved. Wait a minute. Is this a joke?
I'm a gentle sincere considerate affectionate nonsmoker who loves female companionship
Mature enough that I do not need to go farther than cuddling. Actually I have edy but I love okay
No, this is definitely a joke. Okay, but stick with me for just a second here if data freak calm is fake
Hold on
If data freak calm is fake
Then why are they spending money advertising it during my local news, but if it's not fake
Then that means it has to be
Real
wait, no that can't be right look you need to imagine the level of confusion that I was feeling when I saw this commercial at
7:30 in the morning because the name of this site sounds more like one of those questions
That you see when you watch cops after 11 p.m. I just wasn't expecting to see that commercial so early
Okay, because I've always been told that the freaks come out at night
that was that was really bad joke, I shouldn't said that and I better I
Better not get a copyright claim
For that joke because it wasn't good and it wasn't worth the claim and I only said the name of the song
Okay, you can't you can't you can't copy strike me for that. Anyways, I I couldn't help myself
Okay
I had to know more I had to know if this was real or if it was fake so against my better judgment. I
Went on the website and spoiler alert. It's real. I think I I don't know
I'm still not 100% sure. The first thing that was very apparent to me when I went on data freak calm
Is that their definition of the word freak and my definition are?
two completely different things to me a freak is a girl who will
With and then let you
Watches from a window
But they describe being a freak as being friendly
respectful
exciting
adventurous and kind
What the phone I just got click baited well, I wish I was kidding I wish this was a joke
I wish I was making this all up. I'm not that smart. I'm not that good at writing. I'm not this funny
This is real. At least I'm pretty sure this is real
Looking for love want someone who's friendly respectful exciting adventurous and kind go today to freak calm
You'll meet unique and charming men and women looking for someone to share
Living life to its fullest go today to freak calm and make your date with destiny
They knew what they were doing with that name and with that logo. Look at this fat little angel
He's wearing a collar and look at the fun. Only big-titty goth girls use that font
My favorite part of the website is all the way down at the bottom
They have this list of top members to try and like trick you into signing up. I guess just look at these
We've got Sally we've got Ariana does anything look familiar about?
About this because that's Scarlett Johansson
I looked up the image on Google and it's it's Scarlett Johansson
They just took a picture of Scarlett Johansson from Google and put it on their web
You can't just take people's pictures and try and tell everyone. You know, what who cares
but I kept looking for answers because I
Just wanted to know more at this point. There's this is it's getting pretty deep
But the only other piece of anything I could find other than a dead Twitter account was this interview?
That the owner did on some morning show like a year ago
So if this is a prank, he's really committed to it and I can respect that
But before I show you this clip
I just want you to just close your eyes and picture in your head
What you think the guy who made this website looks like just just imagine him
Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready to see him? Here? He is. He looks like Gucci bear
Is that cyberbullying? I'm not I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just I'm stating facts
My man's looks like Gucci berry, but okay before Jake Paul comes bussing my door
Let me just let's listen to what he has to say and maybe he can explain this a little better
Maybe he's a little freaky-deaky. I don't know
In the dating scene. There is a new app out called data free
comm I
Don't make this stuff up
No
this is real and here to tell us more is Richard Gonzales from data free comm and you are one of the owners and you're
Taking time to sit down and tell us all about it. Thank you so much
Yes, we're really happy and excited about this new dating app
it's actually to reach people that are interested in are some are shy and
Introverted and this is gonna let them know that they can be themselves. It's also open to all different genders
nationalities religions
And so they can be comfortable and know that there's people out there that are looking for them to date and have friendships as well
What you're doing here Richard is called false advertising
There's no freaks on your website is their online dating to me is it's a little weird in general. I don't know
I've never used any kind of like online dating app
Social media didn't exist when I was younger
like I didn't have my space until I was in college and I've spent all of my
Adult life since I was 18 in like long-term committed relationships, so I never had any need for any of these apps
But they're weird you got like just you got to admit they're weird tinder. That's that's a little strange, right?
It's like uber eats, but with the fishy aftertaste
So I I don't know what to think about data freak calm
I mean, it's definitely a scam definitely don't give them your money
It's actually very expensive to use the site and I I mean I wasn't about to give them any of my money
I just thought it was too funny to not share this with you guys and
you know the rules around here if I have to look at something awful then so do you so
Thank you and good night