This is Hot Or Not - let's go.
Why, you don't laugh?!
Oh, my...
He is the Candy Crush king.
I score in real life.
Oh, I will enjoy it.
The game, Football Manager, I never played in my life, so...
Come.
- Why? - I never played it.
I know you are into it, I don't wanna judge you, it's all good.
You want to be a manager, no?
I'm not sure about this, so...
You want to play manager?
- Yes. - Yeah?
What teams have you gone in the past?
Telford, from the bottom...
What?
Telford.
To the Champions League.
Of course, of course!
2030 or whatever it was.
Did you buy any Liverpool players?
Myself.
He is the kind of player who always play to himself so he can score, huh?
Joel was already too old by then, so...
Rage quitting.
So rage quitting is when...
- When you're a bad loser? - Yeah.
So if I'm a bad loser, where I'm standing is good?
I don't rage quit.
What does it mean - that you do it or you don't do it?
I don't know!
It's gonna be nasty, this game.
I like rage quitting - not me, but...
You like rage quitting? So you are always quitting if you are behind, then?
I'm never behind.
I have no clue, but I like it.
I see you always on your phone doing games, and you have no clue about games.
Not about these kinds of games, I'm not like you, always on Candy Crush, killing it!
I like to play. I can't...
I also like to play but...
I have to say I like to play, because my girlfriend plays tennis.
Oh, OK. She beats you, yeah?
Of course!
That's why he runs so much! From one side to the other.
I don't mind it, everybody can do what they want, but for me personally...
You picked the wrong guys.
No, you explain to us why you have them.
Why I have them?
I actually have one from [Steven] Gerrard.
You have one from Gerrard?
Yeah. This one, if you can read it...
Not from here I can't.
..I'll give you a lot of money, because it's Hungarian!
Yeaaaah.
That's my kind of stuff.
I will stay here, I will go this way, that's exactly my kind of stuff.
Why, you don't laugh?!
- What kind of... - Well, I laugh, but I don't watch that stuff.
It's not for me. Maybe with age it will come...
- Ohhh... - Wow!
For Friends, I am even a little bit too old, but the rest, I am absolutely...
Some people don't have taste, so I don't know!
The Office is funny sometimes.
I LOVE IT!
Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory... Things like this.
If we really go old - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
But it's really old, like 30 years, even too old for me.
But it's lovely.
They go to the basement to laugh.
If I want to laugh, I just call my friends.
JOEL AND JOTA: Awww.
When you make the young kids sing in pre-season.
Oh, was terrible, I cannot sing.
Hi, I'm Joel Matip. ALL: Yeahhh!
Should I go to the back? I cannot sing, it was terrible.
I don't like.
I like to watch, but I don't like to do it myself.
Hey, you go there.
If it's for the others, I'm on the other side, because I'm the first to ask for this.
You go there.
But I didn't do it yet.
Oh, I will enjoy it!
See, I will be in the first row, shouting and swinging.
I also enjoy it if somebody else is doing it, but I don't like to do it.
You enjoy?
If somebody does it? You don't enjoy?
- No, I feel bad. - Why?
I don't know the word in English, but I feel bad when I see the other...
It's only for two minutes.
Yeah. I don't like to do it and I don't like to see.
Oh, that's really nice of you.
If you had to pick a song, what song would it be?
Oh, a Hungarian one.
JOEL AND JOTA: Ohh...
We need to bring only English for this.
No, no, I asked already, our new captain and vice-captain.
Ibou had always to sing in English - it was lovely.
Yellow Submarine, you never heard it like this!
♫ In the town where I was... ♫
If you do that, they will make you do that one,
and then they'll say they don't understand and you have to do two.
- No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Because people like me will say, "I want to see more!"
See?
If you had to pick one English song?
Probably... When I joined Leipzig, I did Sweet Caroline.
Ooh. That's a classic, everyone would be shouting.
- What?! - Goulash.
I like it, but I'm not an expert.
Hungary, you need to know the stuff.
It's not the same, what you are eating, as what we are eating.
Because for us, goulash is a soup.
And for you guys, it's not a soup, it's like a meat.
In Germany it's also...
It's sometimes a little bit of both.
Yeah, but if you try the real one, from my mum...
JOEL: This is something different.
I don't have dogs, and I don't want to have dogs, so...
I don't mind them, but...
DOM: Cats?
No, no cats also.
- No pets for me. - No pets at all?
- No. - A fish?!
For your kids?
I will say I'm allergic. "Sorry, you cannot have it."
Why always... Why?
Oh, my...
Got that one wrong!
- Never played it. - You've never played?!
I played GTA for a time, but that's not my kind of game.
I never played FIFA. I'm too clever.
I cannot play them all.
I score in real life!
Not yet, not yet.
Back post, drilled it!
What a goal, Dominik Szoboszlai!
No, I play Warzone, we just sit down, four of us.
We jump from the plane and...
Have a nice time.
Easy.
Terrible, terrible.
DOM: I like them. - No way.
- Why? - No way!
HALLOWEEN THEME
I will watch Scary Movie, if they make fun of horror movies,
but this is as far as I go.
You will like it, you are like this, "Wow.
"Don't go in, don't go in!"
I'm sweating, I'm sweating.
Oh, my God, no way.
I really like to watch it, but not only to get like...
Sitting there and shaking at home.
That's not the kind of thing I enjoy.
With a blanket.
With a blanket, like...!
Oh! He is the man, he is the Candy Crush King!
You like it.
I've sometimes got time, I play it, and sometimes I don't play it,
but sometimes I'm really like, and then Diogo... He's already gone.
You're spending money on Candy Crush?
I didn't spend one euro on Candy Crush, but this guy, you know this guy -
pay to win, pay to win!
So you're spending money on Candy Crush?
- Sometimes. - SOMETIMES?! WOW!
If I go on the plane, like we did on the way to Singapore, 13 hours...
Candy Crush.
I want to have my three lives.
Played the whole flight!
What?
For me, yes, for sure.
I think the last time I played it was two years ago, for 10 minutes.
Well, when I compete in FIFA...
This is something different.
I get nervous, so I say yeah.
I can't play FIFA, and if I play with somebody,
we play on some bet, and probably it's gonna hurt.
And if I'm playing football, I know I can play a little bit.
- Trust yourself. - Yes.
And I believe in myself more than in the PlayStation.
Because I know in my head what I want to do,
but the guys in the PlayStation don't run there!
Szobo is killing the control, like...!
You break the controller?
Eh, no.
JOEL AND JOTA: Ahhhh!
"The controller is not working!" It's always the controller.
I don't need to. You need to be over there!
He is always fresh, so it's hard for him to say.
They answer.
There's not one day he is not looking fresh, so...
What did he just say?
No, I shave only for the game, but not every time.
Trim, trim.
Ah. Oh, yeah.
Ohhh!
But you also.
- Me? No. - You don't care?
See how we played in the last game? I looked like a caveman.
You look the same always, you know.
I think I look better today, than the last game.
- So once a week? - Once a week.
And always before the game.
See?
But it's normal, if you ask...
Ask Trent, ask Curt, ask Cody, Virg...
All of them once a week, it's not new.
Once a week?
No. But I don't mind.
If he feels good with that, it's like...
Yeah, I'm not criticising.
I'm faster.
So that's why you want it?
Yeah.
Yeah, stay here, guys.
Yeah, you don't have kids but I like that you appreciate it.
What are you doing here? You don't know.
But maybe he appreciates his parents.
I have a little sister, but I'll let you guys, because you know better than me.
No, it's fine, it's your opinion, it's nice to have you here already.
There's no better thing than your kids,
you see them and you don't look at anyone like you look at your kids.
When we go home now, how happy he is going to be when I enter the door,
it makes the day and all the problems go away.
Obviously that's nice.
I agree.
Wait for it.