YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, REGGIE ISN'T HERE TONGIHT, HE HAD TO
FLY BACK TO MONTANA
TO BE WITH HIS MOM. WE'RE THINKING ABOUT HIM, WE LOVE YOU
BOTH SO MUCH AND WE HOPE THAT YOU'RE DOING OK
REGGIE WE SEND ALL OF OUR LOVE, FOR EVERYBODY HERE.
AND WE HOPE THAT YOU'RE DOING OK.
WE HOPE YOU'LL BE BACK SOON, BUT TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WEEKEND.
BECAUSE, WE HAD A VERY BIG WEEKEND.
WE HAD A HUGE WEEKEND.
SO BIG IN FACT, I JUST WANT TO ASK A QUESTION.
IS MICHAEL HERE?
THERE HE IS RIGHT. THIS IS HOW BIG A WEEKEND, THIS GUY MICHAEL.
I GO TO WATCH LA GALAXY ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
I'M AT THE URINAL. I'M STOOD AT THE URINAL.
A MAN COMES UP AND STANDS NEXT TO ME.
AND HE GOES, "I'VE TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS TO COME AND
SEE YOUR SHOW ON MONDAY."
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU'VE
CERTAINLY SEEN QUITE A SHOW NOW."
NOW WE WERE BOTH BEING VERY GOOD ABOUT IT. WE WERE MAINTAINING
OUR EYES WALL FORWARD.
AND MICHAEL SAID TO ME, "DID YOU GUYS GO TO SIX FLAGS YESTERDAY."
WE TALKED ABOUT IT THREE WEEKS AGO,
YEAH THREE WEEKS AGO MICHAEL SAID TO ME, "DID YOU GUYS GO TO
SIX FLAGS YESTERDAY."
I SAID YES.
AND HE SAID WE'LL BE THERE ON MONDAY. AND I CAN'T WAIT TO
HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
THAT'S HOW MUCH - BLESS YOU MICHAEL.
LOUIE AND I FOUND OUT RECENTLY ABOUT A MONTH OR SO AGO.
THAT IAN HAS NEVER BEEN ON A A ROLLER COASTER.
>> NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
>> James: WHY IS THIS?
>> I WENT IMMEDIATELY FROM TOO SHORT TO BE ON A ROLLER COASTER
TO TOO CHUBBY TO BE ON A ROLLER COASTER.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.
THERE WAS NO GAP IN BETWEEN, IT WAS BANG, BANG.
>> A SEAMLESS TRANSITION, I LOST A LITTLE WEIGHT AND I BECAME
ADEQUATELY CHUBBY TO BE ON A ROLLER COASTER.
>> James: WE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, WE WERE LIKE WE CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON A ROLLER COASTER BECAUSE LOUIS
LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANY MAN I KNOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
I LOVE BEING ON ROLLER COASTERS WITH PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE
BEING ON ROLLER COASTERS.
YZ THAT IS THE TRUE.
>> THAT MAKES ME LAUGH.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT YOU ENSWRO I MORE THAN ANYTHING
ELSE.
SO ON FRIDAY, AND WE SAID WE'RE DG IT.
ME AND IAN BOTH THOUGHT IT WOULDED GED RESCHEDULED.
LOUIS REFUSED TO LET THAT HAPPEN.
AND WE WENT TO SIX FLAGS AND WELL.
>> I JUST WANT TO EMPHASIZE THAT I TRULY THOUGHT THIS WAS NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.
>> James: HE DID.
HE DID.
>> IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE IT WAS LIKE WE SHOULD GO
OUT TO DINNER, LIKE YEAH.
AND THEN YOU NEVER GO.
AND IT'S FEEN PTD AND YOU'RE AT HOME WATCHING TRK V LATER THAT
NIGHT.
>> James: SO THIS FOOTAGE YOU ARE SEEING NOW IS IEN KARMEL'S
FIRST TIME EVER ON A ROLLER COASTER.
HAVE A LOOK.
READY, SET.
[BLEEP].
>> OH MY GOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING, LOUIS.
>> OH MY GOD.
OH, NOT AFRAID OF JEFF ANY MORE.
>> James: IT WAS AMAZING.
>> IT WASN'T LIKE WE STARTED ON AN EASY ROLLER COASTER.
>> James: NO.
>> IT WENT LIKE 60 MILES AN HOUR RIGHT OFF THE BAT AND WENT UP
THE LOOP AND THE ONLY TIME IT SLOWED DOWN WHEN WE WERE AT THE
TOP OF THE LOOP.
>> James: THIS IS TRU.
>> BUT IF IT IT FELT LIKE I COULD DO WITH A SNAKE AND THEN I
ATE AN ENTIRE BIRTHDAY CAKE, LIKE THAT IS WHAT-- .
>> James: WELL, WE WENT ON A WHOLE BUNCH OF RIDES.
WE DID NINE-- WE DID NINE RIDES BACK IT TO BACK AND ONE OF THEM
WE WENT ON TWICE.
A LITTLE RECAP OF SOME OF THE STUFF WE DID.
>> THAT IS US ON SCREAM, THERE.
THIS IS IAN WHEN HE SEES WHAT THE TATSU-- TAT HSU RIDE LOOKS
LIKE.
LOOK AT HIM.
I THINK WE WEPT ON THE SWING FOR A LITTLE PALATE CLEANSER, AND
THIS IS GOLIATH HERE WHICH IS VERY HIGH INDEED.
[BLEEP] >> James: NOW AT THE THERE WAS
A MOMENT EVERYONE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME.
BUT THEN WE REALIZED WE HAD DONE TOO MANY ROLLER COASTERS BACK TO
BACK BECAUSE THERE WAS A LOVELY GUIDE CALLED AMY THAT TOOK US
AROUND AND WE DIDN'T EVER HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE.
AND WELL, HOW WERE YOU FEELING?
>> YOU NEED THE LINE, IT TURNS OUT.
EVERYBODY GOES IT TO AN A MUSMENT PARK AND ARE YOU LEAK
YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR AN HOUR.
YOU GET TO WAIT FOR AN HOUR.
YOU GET TO.
YOU ARE A NOT SUPPOSED TO GO ON THAT MANY ROLLER COASTERS BACK
TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK.
>> James: SO IAN THEN SAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SIT ONE OUT,
RIGHT.
YOU SAID I CAN'T, HE CAN'T DO THIS, GUYS, I NEED A MINUTE.
>> I KNEW THERE WERE TWO OPTIONS, EITHER GO ON THE
RIDDLER A RIDE WITH YOU AN BARF ALL OVER EVERYBODY OR I COULD
SIT ONE OUT.
AND I OPTED FOR THE LATTER.
>> James: HE DID OPT FOR THE LATTER AND, WELL, THINGS TOOK A
LITTLE TURN, HAVE A LOOK.
>> WE HAVE JUST COME OFF RIDDLER REVENGE WHICH IS THAT [BLEEP]
THERE AND WE JUST TURNED THE CORNER TOES DISCOVER THIS.
>> I'M ACTUALLY IN THE PROCESS OF PUTTING ALL THE WEIGHT BACK
ON SO I LEGALLY CAN'T GO ON ROLLER COASTERS.
>> James: WE ALSO WANT TO SAY, THIS PROBABLY LOOKS, IMAGINE
RIGHT NOW, SOME KIND OF INTEGRATION OF SIX FLAGS, MAGIC
MOUNTAIN T WANE, WE BUTT TICKETS FOR OURSELVE, WE WANT TO THANK
AMY THE GUIDE WHO TOOK IS AROUND.
LICE WILL BE BACK, I WILL PROBABLY COME.
I THINK THAT IS IT FOR KARMEL, I DON'T IMAGINE YOU WILL EVER BE
THERE AGAIN.
>> NO, HAPPY TO WAIT IN THE CAR AND TALK ABOUT IT ON THE DRIVE
HOME.
>> James: BUT WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE THESE AMAZING MEMORIES.
♪ >> James: THERE WE GO.
THAT'S IT.
I HOPE THEY GIVE US SOME FREE TICKETS OR SOMETHING NOW, CAN DO
YOU THINK THAT.
>> SUITLY SHOULD, NOW.
>> James: MIC WOULD HAVE A SEIZURE THAT THEY HAVE NOT PAID
FOR THAT WITHIN I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
>> James: ARE YOU REALLY NOT?
>> I'M HAPPY THAT EVERYBODY HAD A GOOD TIME AND IT WAS FUN IT TO
WATCH.
AND THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
>> James: WELL LOOKING MICHAEL HAS GOT WHAT HE WANTS.
BUT AMERICA IS STILL WAIT BE ON TENTER HOOK FOR THEIR VERY NEEDS
FOR US TO DELIVER THE NEWS.
FACEBOOK IS REELING TODAY FROM THE RELEASE OF MORE THAN TEN
THOUSAND PAGES OF SENSITIVE INTERNAL DOCUMENTS.
THE DOCUMENTS, WHICH ARE BEING CALLED THE FACEBOOK PAPERS,
REVEAL FRUSTRATION AMONG FACEBOOK'S STAFF ABOUT THE
COMPANY'S DIRECTION.
YEAH, NOT SO GREAT TO HAVE ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
STOLEN, IS IT FACEBOOK?
MORE THAN TEN THOUSAND PAGES OF LEAKED DOCUMENTS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE NEEDING TO READ TEN THOUSAND PAGES TO COME TO
THE CONCLUSION THAT FACEBOOK SUCKS.
THESE FACEBOOK PAPERS PAINT THE COMPANY IN AN AWFUL LIGHT.
NOT ENOUGH TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP USING IT, BUT STILL BAD.
OR INSTAGRAMOR WHATSAPP, ALL PART OF THE SAME PARENT COMPANY
BUT SURE, IT'S STILL BAD.
AND IN A BOMBSHELL ARTICLE IN ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE, IT HAS
NOW BEEN REVEALED THAT ORGANIZERS OF THE JANUARY SIXTH
PROTEST HAD DOZENS OF PLANNING MEETINGS WITH MEMBERS OF
CONGRESS AND DONALD TRUMP'S WHITE HOUSE STAFF.
EVEN WORSE, ROLLING STONE ONLY GAVE THE JANUARY 6TH
INSURRECTION A RATING OF TWO STARS.
THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS IN ROLLING STONE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I
WANT TO READ ABOUT A PLOT TO OVERTHROW A DEMOCRATIC
GOVERNMENT, IN BETWEEN STORIES ABOUT ADAM LEVINE'S NEWEST
TATTOO AND SLASH'S BEST TOP HAT MOMENTS.
MORING ON, DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, OVER THE WEEKEND THE
WORLD'S FIRST HIGH SPEED SELF-DRIVING RACE CAR EVENT TOOK
PLACE AT THE INDIANAPOLIS MOTOR SPEEDWAY.
THE CARS, WHICH RACED SEPARATELY, REACHED SPEEDS OF
MORE THAN ONE-HUNDRED-AND- FIFTY MILES PER HOUR.
LOOK AT THIS, THERE'S THE BOSTON DYNAMICS DOG
STARTING THE RACE.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT CAR HAS NO DRIVER.
THERE IS GOES, WHOOSHING AROUND AND THEN YOU GET A
AND THERE'S A SLIGHTLY AWKWARD HIGH-FIVE.
THE OFFICIAL NAME OF THE RACE WAS, "THE DOWNFALL OF HUMANITY
FIVE-HUNDRED."
I HOPE THEY ALSO MADE ROBOTS TO WATCH IT FOR ME BECAUSE THIS,
IS... BORING.
IT WAS A SUCCESSFUL EVENT, THOUGH.
AT LEAST UNTIL THE WINNER CELEBRATED BY SPRAYING CHAMPAGNE
EVERYWHERE, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHORT CIRCUITED.
AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.
A GROUP OF ABOUT A HUNDRED COCAINE HIPPOS, WHO ARE
DESCENDANTS OF HIPPOS THAT WERE OWNED BY LATE DRUG LORD PABLO
ESCOBAR, HAVE BEEN RECOGNIZED AS LEGAL PERSONS IN THE UNITED
STATES.
APPARENTLY, RECOGNIZING THESE HIPPOS AS PEOPLE IS AN IMPORTANT
STEP IN TRYING TO SAVE THE ANIMALS FROM COLOMBIAN
AUTHORITIES.
COCAINE HIPPOS.
I ACTUALLY SAW COCAINE HIPPOS OPEN FOR WILCO AT THE HOLLYWOOD
BOWL BACK IN 2015.
BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY, COCAINE HIPPOS.
OBVIOUSLY, THE HIPPOS WERE GRATEFUL FOR THE RULING.
I'M KIDDING.
THEY'RE HIPPOS.
THEY COULDN'T GIVE A (BLEEP).
COCAINE HIPPOS.
THEY'RE JUST LIKE REGULAR HIPPOS EXCEPT YOU CAN NOT GET THEM OFF
THE PHONE.
YEAH.
THAT IS AMAZING.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY START YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
YEAH, UH HUH, WOW, I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING.
TELL ME ANOTHER STORY ABOUT YOUR DAD.
>> James: AND THIS WAS INTERESTING.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, THE SCOTTISH ACCENT HAS BEEN VOTED
THE SEXIEST ACCENT IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
I TOTALLY GET IT.
BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO BE ASKED: "D'YA FANCY GOING BACK TO
MA PLACE FOR A WEE BIT OF RUMPY PUMPY?"
YEAH, COME ON.
I HAD A BOSS I USED TO WORK AT A LITTLE SUPERMARKET AND HE USED
TO [BLEEP] GIVE ME A BREAK, ALL RIGHT.
>> IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN SAY IT AGAIN.
ACCORDING TO THE SAME STUDY, AND THIS IS TRUE, THE LEAST
ATTRACTIVE ACCENTS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM WERE SCOUSER, COCKNEY,
BIRMINGHAM, LEEDS, AND THIS FELT UNNECESSARILY SPECIFIC, JAMES
CORDEN.
SUSAN, WHERE DO YOU CONSIDER A SEXY ACCENT.
>> I THINK FRENCH IS VERY-- OH YEAH.
LOUIS JUST WENT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT, THAT IS.
>> I COULDN'T QUITE TELL WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
WITHIN NOT BIRMINGHAM, I THINK-- THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A
BIRMINGHAM WITHIN WE'RE DONE.
>> JUST ME AND YOU.
>> YOU ARE-- I DIDN'T I ACTUALLY ASKED SUSAN, I NEVER ACTUALLY
ASKED YOU THE QUESTION.
ROLL IT ITK BA.
ROLL ITK BA.
SEE IF I-- I ASKED SUSAN THE QUESTION.
I NEVER ASKED LOUIS THE QUESTION.
>> YES, YOU ASK.
>> James: YOU ASSUMED THE QUESTION.
I ACTUALLY SPOKE TO SUSAN AND YOU LOOKED AT ME WITH DISDAIN
AND MY-- .
>> WE GOT THE TAPE.
>> SUSAN WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A SEXY ACCENT.
>> I THINK FRENCH IS VERY-- OH YEAH.
>> James: LOUIS JUST WENT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT, I SAID
THAT IS A GOOD FRENCH.
>> I COULDN'T QUITE TELL WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
OH, YES,-- OH.
>> NOT BIRMINGHAM, I THINK -- >> James: NEVER ASKED THE
QUESTION.
>> IT WAS IMPLIED, IT IT WAS IMPLIED.
>> James: YOU SUCKED THE AIR OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU SUCKED THE
AIR OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU WERE ON A REAL TEAR THERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MICHAEL JUST SAID ABOUT THE MASK BUT MY HUNCH
IS HE LEANED IN AND WENT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A-- AND
THAT'S THE NEWS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.