- I actually am very strong, thank you for noticing, Kellie.
I go to Krav Maga.
(laughter)
Damn you, strength!
(cheery string music)
- [Seán] Every time you pull out a brick,
there's gonna be rules.
There's gonna be rules or a dare.
- I love dares.
- Rules of Jenga is not to be good a Jenga.
It's to absolutely destroy the other person
by making it as awkward as possible for them
to take the next brick.
- Why are you making this worse?
Why? - That's how you win Jenga,
is you screw the other person.
- Oh god.
Do you wanna go first?
We should go alphabetically.
Second name, you go first.
Oh!
Hands up. - Hands up.
- What's that mean?
- [Sean] Yeah, so you have to hold your hands up
the entire time.
- Until the next turn?
- [Seán] Yeah. - Well, not you, me.
- Oh, me.
Oh you?
I'm already drunk, man.
I've only had one sip.
All right, okay.
Tickle, tickle.
No, I wouldn't do that.
All right, I'm looking at this little bad boy,
little peeker over here.
- Ya big loser.
- Curious cat, question mark.
Two question marks, in fact.
- [Seán] Everything has to be asked like a question.
- Oh, I hate those people.
Everyone from L.A. (grunts)
- You really don't play Jenga that often, do you?
- I'm just not going to speak?
- Put your piece on top.
- Oh!
Yes, I knew that?
What did you get, Kellie?
- Home Alone.
- You look like that painting.
- Yeah, the (quietly yells).
- Can he name the pieces, can ya?
Cause I would like to name him Pinto.
Shot.
Fuck!
Pinto, ya little bollocks.
Don't tell me it's one of those weird mayonnaise shots.
It's hard liquor, that's fine.
- Just regular old whiskey.
- Just regular old, Swedish single malt whiskey.
Do you want it?
- No.
- Sorry.
Just to clarify, I was drinking last night as well.
Cause I'm an OG, and I like to destroy my liver.
Oh, baby.
Morning shots.
Morning shots are the worst.
It says a shot.
No it doesn't, it says can't say drink.
That's a nice one, can't say drink.
Trying to think of ways to make you say drink,
but it's very difficult.
Cause all I can think of is just saying drink,
so all I can think of is drink actually.
My alcoholism is setting in.
- [Seán] You'd be fucked if this was your rule.
- Yes, oh I'd be terrible.
- You're having a hard time with my rule.
Oh!
- Ooh!
But I mean, people with teeth, they don't do that, do they?
I mean without the teeth.
People without teeth don't talk like this, do they?
My beard hairs are getting into my mouth.
It's making me gag.
- Sexy boy.
- Oh, Kellie, it's gonna fall, Kellie.
Oh yes, Kellie.
Defeat is imminent.
Defeat is imminent, Kellie.
You literally moved that one out.
You literally moved the whole tower and left that one.
Can she pick this one?
It's moved like 17 inches.
You going to leave him?
(mumbles)
- How bout I just do the two pieces that I did?
- No!
Yay!
And that is what they call a Jenga.
- [Seán] Kellie, you have to do a shot.
- Aye, Kellie.
- Can I have something that's not whiskey?
Oh, whiskey will make me go ugh.
- Oh, straight in.
No sippies here.
- No.
- No sippies here.
You see, when I was building the tower,
I left a secret message for myself.
Oh, fuck no.
Skills for days, baby.
Skills for days.
- [Kellie] You've already fucked it.
- What's it say?
Comment below what it says.
No laughing.
Fair.
Wow, do a little Spider-Man job there. (laughs)
Oh, fuck.
What happens?
- Drink!
- No, it's not a shot, is it?
- It is a shot, drink.
- I couldn't last.
And I was even bragging.
- [Seán] It's actually supposed to be just a sip
of your drink.
- Oh, okay. - Ah, ya fucker.
Seán, we could've had him.
We could've had him.
- Oh, it's so strong.
Aye, she got shot.
There ya go.
- Why's it whiskey?
We have lovely Orchard Thieves, but rotten whiskey?
(chokes)
- Oh, what was that noise?
Something popped.
Her liver exploded.
- Woo!
- That's not nice.
- Why was that one way worse than the last one?
(burps)
- What is happening?
You're exploding.
You're like a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory factory.
- Boof!
- One for the commenters.
Oh no. - I hope it's a shot.
God, I hope it's a shot.
- Curse you, commenters.
I hate you, commenters.
Ah, commenters.
Look at this.
- Shot!
- Mr.President.
I like the sound of that one.
- [Seán] Every time you speak, you have to hold your fingers
in your ear like this.
- But that should be Mr.President's security, right?
That's a lie!
Not good, Kellie.
You're done-zo. - Ah, it's not good.
I fucking fucked it. - You're done.
It's done.
Karate chop it, come on.
Steven Seagal.
- Ah!
- Steven Seagal is a disaster, you fool.
How did you not know that?
Oh god, oh.
(chokes)
- It happened again!
- I gotta cover my ears just 'cause the sound.
- I don't know what it....
- It's the worst ASMR I've ever heard.
- (yells) Maybe I should stop playing such a dangerous game
'cause it's not working out.
By the time my eye get over to the other side,
I don't know which block it is anymore.
I'm like uh.
- Every time I try and build it up,
I try and make it less, you know, suck together,
and it always gets stronger.
- Oh, please don't be a shot.
- Kellie, you're killing it.
You're killing it, Kellie.
- Oh my God! - Oh my God!
Oh my god, she's going to die.
She's gonna die, man.
We're gonna kill, Kellie.
- [Seán] What is it?
- What's happened here?
- It's the same one.
- [Seán] 54 bricks, and like four or five are shots.
- It's magic.
- How have you only done one shot?
I don't understand what's happening here.
Also, I think I strategically placed this right?
'Cause it would be like, ah Dónal always goes for middle
(mumbles), so if I just go for the side.
- Why would you go to the middle?
- I don't know.
I completely forgot my own tactic.
Can I just have something that's not whiskey,
can we change it up a little?
- What do you have?
- [Seán] We have the fruity vodka.
- Oh, that'd be nice. - Oh, I do want the fruity vodka,
I feel that'd be great.
Thank god it's not whiskey.
Oh, it's not much better, but oh.
- Oh yeah, no blink?
- [Seán] You can't blink for the entire turn.
- Oh, did you know that when I was in primary school,
I didn't blink for 33 minutes, we timed it on my watch.
33 minutes I went without blinking.
In fact....
(blows)
Oh my god!
Oh, you disaster.
I didn't have Kellie back then.
Am I doing a staring competition with the internet?
Your move, internet.
- You have to put your Jenga block on the thing.
- Little Peter.
Little Peter on top of the tower.
Not blinking, singing a little song.
Am I okay to blink?
- [Sean] Yeah.
- Oh my god, it hurts so badly.
- I definitely think you should've drank for the fact
that you blinked that one time.
- I did not. - You did.
- I don't think I did, but I shall have a drink.
- Off you go.
- This little one is called Jimmy,
and Jimmy was a very nice boy.
- [Sean] (laughs)
- Damn you! (cheers)
Curse you, Jimmy.
You lied to me.
Thank you, dolly.
Woo!
Masculinity, yeah!
I should've had breakfast before I came here.
- I'm so scared.
- Dónal, come down to The TRY Channel,
we'll do a nice little shoot.
We'll be eating Japanese snacks.
And then, boom, Jenga whiskey.
- [Seán] How you feeling so far, guys?
How's drunk Jenga going?
- I'm groovy, baby.
- I am warm as fuck.
- I haven't had breakfast yet today.
- Take a shot, you fucking loser.
- I haven't picked one yet.
This little piggy went to the market.
- Oh, definitely gonna fuck it.
Oh what is going on? - And he had a great time
and bought many wares for his children.
♪ Serenade. ♪
♪ This piece was made for me. ♪
♪ I must always sing for the round. ♪
♪ I don't even know the rules, but I'm making them up ♪
♪ 'cause I'm such and amazing singer. ♪
♪ I'm gonna be singing the whole time. ♪
♪ Having a good old groovy time, giving people migraines ♪
♪ with my beautiful singing voice. ♪
- I got a no pointing.
- Oh, sorry.
- You'd be terrible if you got the....
- For shame.
Every time I talk, I have to compliment.
Thank you very much, sir.
You're, so good at telling me the instructions.
Kellie, you are fantastic at playing Jenga.
- Oh, I'm not.
I've lost twice.
It's arm wrestle.
- That's a great idea, Seán.
What a great idea for Jenga blocks.
- You ready to have your....
- Kellie, you are fantastic at arm wrestling.
- You ready to have your manhood questioned?
What if the Jenga blocks fall,
does that mean Dónal will lose?
- [Seán] Whoever knocks the Jenga blocks has to do a shot.
- That's a really good question, Kellie.
If I was a questioning man and would ask Seán,
because he's so good at answering questions,
that doesn't make a fucking lick of sense.
- Oh no, are you secretly strong?
- I actually am very strong, thank you for noticing, Kellie.
I go to Krav Maga.
(laughter)
Damn you, strength!
I wanna live in a Jenga block.
That'd be nice.
Know all your neighbors.
Sometimes someone gets taken away mysteriously,
you don't know why.
- To be fair, if we had Jenga living spaces,
we would cure homelessness?
No, not cure home (mumbles)
But we'd maybe fix the rental prices?
- Vote Kellie for President, everybody.
Fucking hell.
Oh no, Barry!
You freaked me out, Barry, but you're good.
Don't tell me Barry.
Barry, don't.
Don't do this to me, Barry.
Barry White.
No!
Barry White, you wanker!
R.I.P.
♪ My darling, I, can't get enough of your love. ♪
You lied, Barry!
- I'll sort that one right out for you,
and look, we'll just do the two shots in the one time,
and then we won't ever speak of it again.
Look, here's one shot for you.
Look, we'll even use my glass.
Look, two shots for you, look.
We like to drink with Dónal
'cause Dónal is our mate
- Not true.
I really don't wanna do this, how'd you do it?
- Go ahead. - All right.
- (mumbles) cause I win.
Yeah, they get worse, don't they?
They really get worse.
Poppity, pop, pop, pop.
Mickey Mouse?
- I did not know you could use those words.
- [Seán] You gotta talk like Mickey Mouse, ah ha!
- You gotta talk like Mickey Mouse, ah ha!
- Mickey Mouse on crack maybe.
Oh, baby.
Look at that.
Look at that little smoothie.
Is it upside down?
- [Kellie] No.
- What does it say?
- [Kellie] Serenade.
- ♪ Let me tell you about a little boy called Dónal, ♪
♪ so good at Jenga, not as good at drinking whiskey. ♪
♪ Kellie, would you like to read it out in singing? ♪
♪ In a Mickey Mouse voice. ♪
(yelling and laughing while singing)
♪ Kellie, you are gonna be so fucked up
for the rest of the day. ♪
- Here you go, Seán.
Here is your thumbnail.
- [Seán] That frame is just, like, perfect.
- ♪ Kellie, well done, you killed it. ♪
No pointing.
That's fine, I don't even have any arms.
Wow, well done, Kells.
- Thank you.
- That was fantastic. - Thank you.
- Oh my god!
What is happening?!
This is the TARDIS.
It's infinite amount of shots.
This is incredible.
We've had what, 13 shots?
Kellie, what is happening?!
- Why?
- [Dónal] There was meant to be what, four, five?
- Why? - [Dónal] Oh my God.
- What are the chances of us getting the shot one
like seven times, and you get the double shot one?
- What the hell?
- Oh god.
Get me the fruity vodka with a bit
of what I can only assume is whiskey at the bottom of it.
Oh, the whiskey was still there, funny enough.
- Aye, I like the T-Rex one.
I'm used to that.
Well done, Kellie.
- [Kellie] Thank you. - Well done.
- [Kellie] First time. - You've got a good eye
for lose blicks.
Don't tell me.
- Please don't be a shot.
- It's not a shot, is it?
- Can't say that word.
- Cool.
That's great.
- [Seán] Next one, go!
- Go!
- Kellie, yes!
Yes!
Dónal is free!
I feel like Gollum, when he realize
he doesn't have to be with Smeagol.
Or the other way around!
Yes!
- That's not....
- I'm getting real Beautiful Mind, Russel Crowe vibes here.
Anyone else?
- [Seán] What did you think of drunk Jenga,
was it fun?
- No, it wasn't fun.
It's 11 o'clock in the morning, I've work.
- I had a great time.
There's only four shots, and there's one double shots,
and there's 54 blocks.
The statistics of us getting them so many times.
- I don't recognize any of these.
There was no names backwards, it was all shots.
- Look, we didn't even get the Ke$ha rule.
- What is the Ke$ha rule?
For those monks who created Drunk Jenga,
you can go suck a melon.
- I don't know how I lost.
- So many times.
- Ey, like and subscribe if you want to see me
do another shot.
Thank you for not liking and subscribing.
- No, no, no, like and subscribe.
- No, no, no. - Leave a comment that says....
- No, they didn't. - They did.
- They've left no likes.
- If you like what you see, stay tuned for the rest
of the episodes that are not us,
but they're just as fun, yeah?
- No.
Cause I'm floored, you see? - He's hammered.