>>>
>>> IT
>>> IT IS
>>> IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ROUND OF HOT TOPICS.
WE HAVE THREE MEMBERS OF THE
MINORITY RETORT FEATURING
COMEDIANS OF COLOR.
I WANT YOU TO RAISE YOUR HAND
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME.
I WILL TRY TO PRONOUNCE THEM.
YOGI PALIWAL .
>> THAT IS ME.
>> JASON LAMB I CAN HANDLE
THAT.
THAT.
THAT. AND
THAT. AND NEERAJ SRINIVASAN .
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. THAT WAS GOOD.
>> SO YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS?
WE HAVE RANDOM TOPICS.
WE MIX THEM UP AND LET'S SEE
WHAT WE HAVE.
THE FIRST ONE IS A TURKEY
RECIPE FEATURING HOT CHEETOS.
THEY ARE FORCING US TO EAT THEM.
>> THEY LOOK DISGUSTING BUT
THEY ARE PRETTY GOOD.
>> DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS KIND OF
STUFF?
STUFF?
STUFF? >>
STUFF? >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
>> THIS IS AN IDEA FOR THINGS
GIVEN.
GIVEN.
GIVEN. REYNOLDS WRAP POSTED A RECIPE
THAT CALLS FOR CRUSHING UP HOT
CHEETOS ENCODING A TURKEY WITH
A. APPARENTLY THIS IS CAUSING
HUGE CONTROVERSY.
HUGE CONTROVERSY. WOULD YOU GO FOR THIS?
>> I DO NOT EAT MEAT.
>> I AM DISAPPOINTED IT IS NOT
HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> WHAT KIND OF THANKSGIVING
DINNER IS THIS.
>> IT'S A THANKSGIVING DINNER
THAT A MILLENNIAL CAN AFFORD.
>> WHAT ELSE IS ON THE MENU?
CHOCOLATE MILK AND AIRHEADS?
>> THERE'S ENOUGH NEW THINGS
COMING OUT.
COMING OUT. THE PILGRIMS WOULD NOT ENDORSE
THIS AT ALL.
>> MARTHA STEWART TOOK HER
FIRST OVERRIDE -- UBER FRIED
AND HATED IT.
SHE SAID THE FIRST CAR DID NOT
SHOW UP IN THE SECOND ONE WAS
LATE AND SHOWED UP TO THE WRONG
ADDRESS.
ADDRESS.
ADDRESS. >> I LIKE HOW SHE IS
COMPLAINING ABOUT UBER. IT
LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS NOT TAKEN A
NEW YORK SUBWAY IN 20 YEARS.
>> IF YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF
MONEY JUST DEAL WITH IT.
>> GUY THEORY WAS ALSO
DISAPPOINTED.
DISAPPOINTED. >> TOPIC NUMBER THREE.
WHICH PRINCESS IS THE MOST
BELOVED OUT OF ALL. WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT DISNEY PRINCESSES.
GOOGLE TRENDS HELPS US DECIDE.
THERE WERE 16 THAT WERE
ELIGIBLE.
ELIGIBLE.
ELIGIBLE. CAN YOU NAME TWO DISNEY
PRINCESSES.
PRINCESSES. >> JASMINE TALK ARIEL, TIANA,
BELLE
BELLE
BELLE >>
BELLE >> POCAHONTAS AND CINDERELLA.
>> THE MOST POPULAR ONE
ACCORDING TO THIS POLE IS ELSA.
>> ARIEL THE LITTLE MERMAID WAS
MOST POPULAR IN FLORIDA.
JANET IS VERY POPULAR IN
LOUISIANA AND WASHINGTON
APPARENTLY CHOSE SNOW WHITE.
>> WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT US?
>> OREGON CHOSE MOULIN.
>> TO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE
DISNEY PRINCESS?
DISNEY PRINCESS? >> NO I DON'T THINK I.
>> DO YOU HAVE ONE?
>> I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
ABOUT IT.
ABOUT IT.
ABOUT IT. I WOULD SAY THE CLASSIC
CINDERELLA.
CINDERELLA. >> RAPUNZEL FOR ME.
TANGLED IS GREAT.
>> I WILL SAY JASMINE.
WE ARE CAN ACT LIKE SHE'S NOT
THE HOTTEST.
THE HOTTEST. >> IT IS GOOD TO ADMIT THAT IN
PUBLIC.
PUBLIC.
PUBLIC. HERE IS THE LAST ONE.
IN NORTHWESTERN ENGLAND A HIGH
SCHOOL BAND IS TRYING TO LEVEL
THE PLANE FOOD -- PLAINFIELD
FOR DISADVANTAGED STUDENTS BY
BANNING EXPENSIVE JACKETS.
SOME OF AND COST AS MUCH AS
$1200.
$1200.
$1200. THEY ARE BANNING THEM SO KIDS
DON'T HAVE PRESSURE TO PURCHASE
ONE.
ONE.
ONE. WHAT
ONE. WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT?
>> IT'S A $1500 JACKET.
TWO OF THEM IS BASICALLY A PT
CRUISER FROM 2007.
OUR KIDS REALLY DISTRACTED BY
JACKETS OR ARE THEY REALIZING
THAT THIS GUY HAS THAT KIND OF
MONEY.
MONEY.
MONEY. >>
MONEY. >> THE PEOPLE THAT CAN AFFORD
THEM UP BY THEM IF THEY WANT TO.
>> I WAS IN AN AIRPORT IN PARIS
WHEN I SAW THIS REALLY COOL
BEST.
BEST.
BEST. IT
BEST. IT WAS LIKE $900.
>> WHAT WAS IT MADE OF?
>> WE HAVE ONE MY BONUS HOT
TOPIC.
TOPIC.
TOPIC. I
TOPIC. I REMEMBER THIS STORY ABOUT
MICROWAVING TURKEYS.
MICROWAVING TURKEYS. THERE ARE KIDS THAT ARE
CRANKING THEIR PARENTS. THEY
ARE TELLING THEIR PARENTS THEY
ARE GOING TO MICROWAVE THE
TURKEY AND THEN THEY ARE
RECORDING THEIR REACTIONS.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS.
>> THEY SAW THROUGH IT
IMMEDIATELY.
IMMEDIATELY. >> BUTTERBALL SAYS HE CAN DO
IT.
IT.
IT. IT
IT. IT IS
IT. IT IS POSSIBLE.
IT IS AN INTERESTING IDEA.
YOU THINK THE MICROWAVE CAN DO
ANYTHING BUT I'M NOT SURE IT'S
THE BEST CHOICE FOR THAT.
>> I TRIED TO MAKE JELL-O IN
THE MICROWAVE WHEN I WAS IN
FIFTH GRADE AND IT DID NOT GO
WELL SO I AM SKEPTICAL.
>> MY GIRLS HAVE MARSHMALLOW IN
THE MICROWAVE.
THE MICROWAVE. YOU JUST PUT IT IN THERE AND IT
EXPANDS.
EXPANDS.
EXPANDS. >> THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU CAN CATCH THESE GUYS
TONIGHT AT SEATTLE CENTRAL
CINEMA. WE PUT A LINK TO
TICKETS ON OUR WEBSITE.
>>> COMING UP