And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the moment you've all been waiting for.
We've saved the best for last.
Put your hands together for...
the incomparable Squidward!
[clapping]
[trumpets playing]
[ballet music playing]
[trance music playing]
What the...?
[booing]
I'm losing money on this deal!
It's worth every penny.
[booing]
You bottom feeders!
You don't even know talent!
[crowd chanting] No talent! No talent!
No talent! No talent!
Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?
Yeah, show's over!
[booing]
[crowd] Hey, yeah.
That's really not too bad, huh?
- I like that. - All right!
[cheering]
- We want more! - They want an encore!
Stand aside, SpongeBob!
[crowd] We want...
[silence]
[growling]
[cheering]
[silence]
[cheering]
[silence]
[cheering]
[silence]
[cheering]
[silence]
[cheering]
You did it, Squidward! What a great show!
Oh, my son's a star!
Who ever knew he had such talent?
I'll be needing another wheelbarrow
for next week's show!
[sighs]
[cheering] We want more! We want more!
Good evening and welcome
to the first annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show,
sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty,
because no one else would give it a home.
[laughing]
Ah, thank you!
Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well.
[laughing]
Nepoti... [laughing]
[chuckles] Thank you!
Put your fins together for...
[laughing]
- Put your-- - [laughing]
- Put-- - [laughing]
Pearl.
[clapping] Hooray!
[clapping]
My little girl is finally a star.
Give me a K-R-U!
[loud thud, screaming]
Give me a S-T-Y!
[screaming]
Krusty Krab!
[screaming]
Krusty Krab!
[screaming]
Krusty Krab!
Now that's what I call talent!
Thank you!
My leg!
[groaning]
Thank you!
[laughs] Thank you!
[screams]
Hey, Squidward, listen. What do you think?
When I mop, should I go forward and back?
No, no. Wait. Side to side.
And now, poetry.
By Gary.
[clapping]
[clears throat]
Meow. Meow. Meow.
[sighs]
He has such a way with words.
Meow.
Come on, come on, Ginsburg. If he doesn't hurry it up,
we're not going to have time for the best act... me!
Squidward, should I use...
Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?
Yes.
[clapping]
I, the amazing Plankton,
with the use of prestidigitation,
will make a Krabby Patty disappear
before your very eyes.
First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.
[grunts]
Nice try.
Your act's over, bub.
You may win this time.
She-hah-kazing!
Well, this stinks.
[booing]
Boo!