[music playing]
Welcome to The Bikini Bottom Bite.
Today we're taking a look at some of the top celebrities
to visit the world famous Krusty Krab.
Home to its signature Krabby Patty,
the Krusty Krab has attracted creatures
from all over the seven seas.
But who are the fish with the highest VIP status?
One Krabby Patty for me
and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy:
Hey, Mermaid Man, get a Krabby Patty.
Bikini Bottom's premier dynamic duo
is known to frequent the Krusty Krab fairly often.
Will you hurry up?!
But with the way they hold up the line,
these might be the only celebrities
you hope not to meet.
[music playing]
It's Jim, the original fry cook.
Jim, world famous celebrity chef Jim
got his start working the grill at the Krusty Krab.
Would you sign my Krabby Patty?
Oh, I don't sign what I didn't make.
And I'm pretty sure he only comes back
to flex his success on Mr. Krabs.
I was on my way to my solid gold mansion
next to my solid gold lake
and I thought I'd take a little trip down memory lane.
I mean, is that a gold limo?
[music playing]
Hello, Squiddy.
Squilliam Fancyson:
Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina,
Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina...
Table for Hommina?
Ultra wealthy and successful
for being ultra wealthy and successful.
Squilliam Fancyson was treated to five star service
when the Krusty Krew gave him a dinner he'll never forget.
Uh...
[barking]
Oh. I am so very sorry.
I don't know what has gotten into that- [screaming]
More soup for your armpits?
[screaming]
Please enjoy the food!
Would you like some cheese on that, sir?!
[groaning]
♪ About you It's all about you, girl ♪
♪ On your 16th birthday ♪
Boys Who Cry:
Teen heartthrobs, Boys Who Cry
apparently charged one million dollars
for this private performance for Pearl Krabs.
♪ You'll get your very own Spotlight tonight ♪
♪ Cause it's all about you ♪
I'll be honest after seeing that bill,
this boy definitely would have cried.
Excuse me.
You just make yourself at home, Kenny.
I mean, Mister the Cat.
Here you go, condiments on the house.
Kenny the Cat:
He's a cat who can hold his breath
for a long time, and we love him so much.
Listen, everybody.
Krabby the Clown is in the building!
Krabby the Clown:
Krabby! Krabby!
Hey, kids! Are you ready to meet Krabby the Clown?
Yay!
All right, here you go!
To celebrate the opening of Krabby Land,
Krabby the Clown made a quick appearance
at the Krusty... Wait. What's that?
It was just Mr. Krabs?
Krabby the Clown never actually visited
the Krusty Krab? Uh...
Perch Perkins:
Just moments ago, Eugene Krabs sent
his famously delicious secret Krabby Patty formula packing.
Bikini Bottom's number one news source,
Perch Perkins is always ready to report on the secret formul.
But his last visit was memorabe for all the wrong reasons.
I am one of three people still unaffected
by this rabid patty pandemonium.
The second unaffected person is in this dumpster.
Care to comment, sir, on the chaos?
Perch Perkins? How did you know I was in here?
I was napping in this dumpster
when you snuck in seeking refuge.
- Take a bite. - No! No!
Wait! Who's the third person not affected?!
P-P-P-P-P..... Plankton!
Plankton? The Chum Bucket!
Eat us. Eat us.
The Flying Dutchman:
That little display of parsimonious penny pinching
just earned you a nice little spot
in Davy Jones' locker for eternity!
I'm not cheap, I'm generous.
The Flying Dutchman didn't just buy a Krabby Patty
when he visited the Krusty Kra.
Well, a deal's a deal. Let's go.
Wait just a burger flipping second.
Who dares backsass the Flying Dutchman?
That would be me, SpongeBob BacksassPants.
I say you've got the wrong crab.
This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big hearted,
non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea.
He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.
I bet my soul he wouldn't.
You got yourself a bet.
Okay, Krabs, I'll let you stay,
but first, help me settle up a bet.
If you had to choose between SpongeBob
and all the money I have in my pocket,
which would you take?
That depends.
How much money we talking about?
Mr. Krabs?
62 cents.
I'll take the money.
Mr. Krabs!
Here you go, Krabs, 62 cents.
Next stop, Davy Jones' locker.
[laughing]
[neighing]
[trumpets playing]
Greetings, my obedient flock.
King Neptune:
You were right, honey.
Hearing these mortals cheer for me
has made me feel better already.
Excuse me, Mr. Royal Sea Kingness,
your table is this way, sir.
We can't end without mentioning King Neptune.
Even the ruler of the Seven Seas can't resist a Krabby Paty
every now and then.
Ready for a room temperature Krabby Patty yet?
Nope.
Health inspector:
Wait. Who's this?
A health inspector? Who put him in here?
That imposter wants a Krabby Patty,
then by Neptune, we'll give him one.
You're dancing with the crab man now.
Join me, boy, or you're fired.
It doesn't seem right... but it feels so good.
Seahorse radish:
the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.
Oh, hold on, I've got a jar
of toenail clippings in my office!
Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!
Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it
with me gym socks!
[laughing]
Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!
I call it the 'Nasty Patty'.
[laughing]
Hey, hurry up with that patty!
Here you are, sir, enjoy.
Ah, hello, delicious. Come to papa.
[buzzing]
[choking]
[unintelligible] that man.
[choking]
Could this be the end of the Krusty Krab?
Here, take him back.
You heard what I said about the money?
Heard what you said?
I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around.
I only had him for 30 seconds,
and it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that.
Why not giving him back is a fate worse than death.