MY GUEST GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY,
VERY FUNNY MAN YOU KNOW FROM "WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER" AND
"BROOKLYN NINE-NINE."
HE STARS IN THE NEW COMEDY SERIES "THE OTHER TWO."
PLEASE WELCOME, KEN MARINO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> HI.
HEY.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> THAT WAS FAST, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: THAT WAS THE FASTEST ANY GUEST HAS EVER
GOTTEN TO THE CHAIR.
>> PROBABLY THE FASTEST.
>> Stephen: WITHOUT A DOUBT THE FASTEST ANYONE'S EVER GOTTEN
TO -- >> THE GUEST CHAIR.
I JUST WANTED TO SEPARATE MYSELF FROM, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY.
I WANTED TO STAND OUT, AND, SO, I THOUGHT, SPRINT OUT, BECAUSE
ANY SCHMO CAN WALK OUT.
>> Stephen: AND YOU'RE READY TO BE HERE AND TALK ABOUT YOUR
PROJECT.
>> YEAH, I WORKED ON A COUPLE OF OTHER ENTRANCES BUT I HONED IN
ON THIS ONE.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE OTHER ENTRANCES?
>> I HAVE A COUPLE OF OTHER ENTRANCES I TRIED.
>> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO SHOW THEM TO US?
>> YEAH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE?
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
I MEAN, WOULD YOU -- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH.
OKAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: DO I NEED TO DO ANYTHING?
>> YEAH, CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME AGAIN?
>> Stephen: SAME THING?
AY THE INTRODUCTION.
>> Stephen: WE'LL SAY ONE OF THESE.
WE MIGHT USE THE SECOND ONE INSTEAD OF THE FIRST ONE, BUT
OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER" AND
"BROOKLYN NINE-NINE."
HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW COMEDY SERIES "THE OTHER TWO."
PLEASE WELCOME KEN MARINO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BAND PRA( BAND PLAYING )
>> HI!
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU!
THANKS!
HI!
THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: IMPRESSIVE.
THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS GREAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I CALL THAT ONE HONEY MELON MOON WALKING.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
>> Stephen: BECAUSE -- BECAUSE YOU WERE MOON WALKING AND YOU
HAVE A HONEYDEW MELON?
>> THAT'S IT.
>> Stephen: SO IT'S PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD?
>> YEAH, NO HIDDEN MESSAGES THERE.
>> Stephen: SO -- WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ONE
MORE, OR -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THAT HERE?
>> I'LL PUT THIS HERE.
IS THAT COOL?
EVERYBODY ONE TO SEE ONE MORE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT BEATS WORKING.
I'M GOING TO TAKE THE MELON.
>> STEVE, WOULD YOU MIND INTRODUCING ME ONE MORE TIME.
>> Stephen: SAME THING?
NOTHING DIFFERENT?
SAME THING.
WE MIGHT HAVE TO USE ALL OF THESE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S -- UH -- ( LAUGHTER )
LET'S DO THIS.
OKAY.
FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY MAN YOU KNOW FROM "WET HOT
AMERICAN SUMMER" AND "BROOKLYN NINE-NINE."
HE STARS IN THE NEW COMEDY SERIES "THE OTHER TWO."
PLEASE WELCOME KEN MARINO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> NOT BAD.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH -- YEAH.
>> NOT BAD.
>> Stephen: NO, NOT BAD.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
>> SO, YEAH, THE OTHER TWO.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH, SO THE,
UM -- ( LAUGHTER )
>> THE OTHER TWO.
>> Stephen: SO YOUR -- MY NEW SHOW.
>> Stephen: SO THE IDEA IS THAT'S --
( LAUGHTER ) -- YOUR SOUL OR YOUR GHOST AND
YOU CAME OUT HERE SO FAST THE SOUL -- WHAT IS THE --
>> NO, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL THAT IS.
( LAUGHTER ) IN FACT, I WOULDN'T GET NEAR
WHATEVER THAT IS BECAUSE, FOR ME, I'M NOT A BIG GHOST FAN.
>> Stephen: THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SHEET.
>> YEAH, WELL, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: IT'S JUST -- HOLD ON.
>> NO, I WILL NOT GO NEAR A GHOST.
>> Stephen: IT'S JUST A GUY IN A SHEET, OKAY?
JUST A GUY IN A SHEET.
>> AAAHHH!
( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> I HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A GHOST BUT YOU'RE NOT A GHOST.
>> I'M NOT A GHOST.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS ARE OLD FRIENDS.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SIT DOWN.
REAL QUICK, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WANT TO TALK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROJECTS YOU'RE WORKING ON OR ANYTHING BECAUSE
ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'M NOT REALLY PROMOTING ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
I DID A BIT ON AMY SEDARIS.
>> Stephen: WHAT DATE ARE YOU ON?
>> FEBRUARY 19.
>> Stephen: I'M TALKING TO HIM NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME ON.
>> Stephen: JUSTIN THOREAU, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO I THINK THAT MIGHT BE ALL WE
HAVE TIME FOR.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO JUST SHOW THE CLIP.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A CLIP?
YEAH, CAN I JUST THROW TO THE CLIP?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
CAN I SAY WHAT IT IS?
>> Stephen: NOPE.
JIM?
>> THIS IS THE OTHER TWO.
I'M THE MANAGER, AND -- >> Stephen: GO, GO, GO.
I THINK SO.
THIS IS CHASE'S NEW MANAGER.
STREETER.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU, TOO.
WHOO!
I MEAN, I PROMISE YOU I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE BRO.
>> YEAH, SURE.
HE'S A SPECIAL DUDE.
HE'S TALENTED, HUMBLE, ALSO SEXY, BUT HE'S A BUSINESSMAN.
HE'S 13 BUT AN ICON.
THE GIRLS ARE HORNY FOR THEM YET THEY RESPECT HIM AND HE RESPECTS
THEM.
HE RESPECTS EVERYONE.
HE IS EVERYTHING -- TO ME.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S REALLY
BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
SO -- WELL, LISTEN, IT'S BEEN GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> OH, MY GOSH, IT'S BEEN GREAT CATCHING UP.
>> Stephen: YEAH, GREAT STORIES, MAN.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: "THE OTHER TWO" AIRS THURSDAY NIGHTS AN COMEDY
CENTRAL.
KEN MARINO, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY DERMOT KENNEDY.