- Rub a dub dub two men and some chicken noodles in tub.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
"Good Mythical Morning".
- Mythical beast you are like the inquisitive yodeler
who yodeled his question or her question
from the mountain top.
And we are the echo who
repeated your question back to you verbatim,
but in such a way as to make you think we answered it.
- Wow, that's very complex.
We asked you to ask us questions about sick,
being sick and sick things.
- Sick day, and Stephanie Mathias asked
what is the best home remedies for when you're sick.
- Plural.
- And since you used S and made it plural,
we're gonna make the answer plural
because everybody knows the number one
cure for a cold is chicken noodle soup.
And the number two cure for when you're sick is a hot bath,
and we today are going to combine the two.
- I don't know if that's actually number two,
but so what it's what we decided to do.
Let's just go with it and not draw any attention to it.
We're gonna make ourselves
a chicken noodle soup bath human-size.
- Here we are again with our trustee metal tub
that we take two men baths in.
- Yep, and it's time to do it again Rhett.
- Back again.
- Do you feel sick?
- You know what?
I have been fighting off a cold,
and I feel like I've still got
a little bit of congestion in there.
- This is gonna bring you all the way out.
- It's gonna loosen it up,
hopefully it won't loosen it up and put it into the soup.
- [Link] Don't do that.
- That I'm sure you're going to be enjoying.
- We're gonna sample that.
Okay, so we are feeling the heat from the coals
that are underneath this and bringing this up to a simmer.
We got some chicken broth already in here,
we can add some more.
- Yeah, we have all the ingredients
that you need for chicken noodle soup,
including chicken broth.
- Lift with your back and not your legs.
There you go.
- Woo.
I can just smell the sodium, it's healing,
the sodium's healing.
Oh, look it out.
Somebody should have mixed that, but whatever.
Of course you can't have
chicken noodle soup without carrots.
Carrots make you make you well.
- So do celeries.
- [Rhett] Oh, look at that.
Oh yeah. - Ooh wee.
- Link I think you have
another important ingredient over there.
- I've got some onions, these are good for your skin.
- Did you know that celery floated?
- Yeah brother, I've eaten soup before.
- I feel like I'm in physics class.
- Let's noodle this piece.
- Okay.
Lots of noodles, bucket fulls of noodles.
- Oh, good gosh.
- You had a noodle nugget there, a noodle plug.
You wanna put the noodle?
- Whoa, your plug came loose too.
- Okay, now this is--
- Release the noodle kraken.
- When you're dealing with soup of this size
noodle plugs are not an uncommon occurrence.
Now here's how you deal with noodle plug,
you take your paddle.
- Can I have one?
- Yeah.
And you find the plug, you wanna locate the plug.
All right, well, there's one.
You wanna break up the plug,
you just wanna break it.
You just wanna break up that plug.
- Oh yeah, look at that.
- It can be difficult to locate the plug,
because the plugs don't float.
- Plugs are a sinker.
- Okay, plugs are a sinker.
On that note, we're gonna move on to
the most important ingredient in chicken noodle soup.
- Chicken.
- Chicken Link, I think you've got chicken,
look at all this chicken parts.
Oh man, I'm getting hungry for some bath.
It's getting really hot to me too, woo.
- And we've got pieces of chicken,
but we also wanted a chicken, chicken
to just be taking a bath with us.
- Yeah, and that could be what one of us sits on.
- Or we could play find the chicken.
- Find the chicken. - [Rhett] Yeah.
- I might be sitting on it.
There he goes.
- Okay, now I think we should stir again,
now you wanna make sure you just
brush up next to the chicken.
You don't want to undo the chicken,
you want the chicken to stay intact.
- I love how you're talking about this
as if you've done it before.
- I've done it in my mind.
- Who has done this before?
- Look, the chicken floated a little bit, it bobbed.
- Let's call her Bob.
- Okay.
All right.
Now we wait for this to come up to bathing temperature.
- Which I'm saying is about 95 degrees.
- Hmm, that sounds great.
- That's gonna take time.
- We're gonna kill the time by singing a song.
(mellow music)
♪ Sick as a dog, sick as a cat ♪
♪ Sick as a corrupt diplomat ♪
♪ Sicker than Beats ♪
♪ Sicker than Dre ♪
♪ Sicker than finding an extra nugget on your lunch tray ♪
♪ I need a chicken noodle soup bath ♪
♪ A chicken noodle soup bath ♪
♪ Just do the math, sick plus chicken soup ♪
♪ Equals a chicken noodle bath ♪
♪ Sick as a dog, sick as a cat ♪
♪ Sick as a middle ages rat ♪
♪ Sicker than you, sicker than me ♪
♪ Sicker than fruit from a salmonella tree ♪
- Salmonella grows on trees.
♪ I need a chicken noodle soup bath ♪
♪ A chicken noodle soup bath ♪
♪ Just do the math, sick plus chicken soup ♪
♪ Equals a chicken noodle soup bath ♪
(mellow music) (Link whistling)
Hey, mouth trumpet.
(mellow music) (Link imitates trumpet tune)
One more time.
(mellow music) (Link imitates trumpet tune)
♪ I need a chicken noodle soup bath ♪
♪ A chicken noodle soup bath ♪
♪ Just do the math, sick plus chicken soup ♪
♪ Equals a chicken noodle soup bath ♪
It's warm, let's get in.
- I peed on myself 'cause you played the mouth trumpet.
(Link laughing)
- All right, good song, good soup, good times.
- All right, let's disrobe Link.
- Look at me.
- Oh look, you went with the purple theme too.
- Yeah.
Oh, don't wanna do that.
- We always wear the best shorts
when we take baths together.
- Right, don't tip this,
usually when I take it out to do something
I then proceed to do it.
- Let me check the bottom of your feet
to make sure they're clean
before you stick 'em in something I'm gonna eat.
- How's that?
- Hmm, how about mine?
- [Link] Kind of dirty.
- All right, pretend you didn't see that.
- All right, let's go in.
I think I'll get in first
because I got more leg than you do,
and you can kind of work around me.
- All right, more leg, more brains.
- Let's see if I can get it up there.
- Oh, whoa.
- Is it warm?
- Well, there's a chicken under on my foot right now.
- You get to sit on the chicken.
- What are the chances that I stepped on the chicken?
- Get in there.
- Ooh.
Ooh.
- Ooh nasty or ooh awesome?
- I just don't know what I'm feeling,
but I'm feeling good (laughs).
- All right, I'm coming in after you.
- Oh, it's nice and warm.
- All right.
Mm, oh yeah, I got my foot on a noodles.
- There's a noodle bed, it's a noodle bed.
Yeah, there's a noodle bed.
- Ooh, ooh mama.
Ha ha.
- But you know what?
We went heavy on the celery.
- Well, the celery is just up there,
get celery mixed.
- Get it down. - Get it mixed.
- You know what we need.
- Grab some noodles,
but grab noodles, not noodle.
(crew laughing) Okay?
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're getting close.
- Noodles.
- Now, I also wanna make an observation
that this is a perfect example of what I would want to see
in a bite of chicken noodle soup in a little spoon.
- And you're gonna eat that?
- Yeah, I'm just gonna sink my mouth into it.
- You first.
I'm gonna sink my mouth into it.
Gosh.
Get well one bite at a time.
This is extremely healthy.
- Good?
- It's chicken noodle soup, how can it be bad?
The carrots aren't cooked out much yet.
Whoa oh, there it is.
He's lost...
This is the life, man.
This is a life,
these are two lives.
- You want some chicken?
- I don't like to just bite a whole chicken.
(crew laughing)
That's not becoming of a man.
Oh, I knew it.
(Rhett and Link laughing)
Yeah buddy.
Nice and warm.
Woo.
- How is it?
- It's warm, yeah.
- You wanna follow it up with a chicken breast?
- Sure.
(burps) Excuse me.
- Sprite and chicken breast.
- Happy man happy hands.
- Hold on, is that your foot?
- [Link] No.
- Oh, "Chicken Soup For The Soul".
- [Rhett And Link] Empty Nesters.
- [Link] Look at how pristine it is.
- How did it, what?
- It was like it in a pocket.
- It's totally dry on the inside?
- Read away empty nester.
- This is chapter 65, Swings and Things,
"Now we go down to the garage,
it's a two car but there's only one car.
Why?
Because here are my oldest son's skiing and camping gear,
all our children's bicycles and sleds,
and all of the toys they outgrew
but couldn't bare to throw away.
We miss our children terribly,
but one question keeps nagging at my brain.
What is this empty nest we keep hearing about?
The kids may have flown,
but we're stuck with their droppings."
- Eurgh, clean that up.
- Yeah, the kids taking dumps in the garage,
that's a disorder.
- Get them out of the nest.
- All right, I'm gonna put
this completely sealed book back in here.
- Hey, let's take turns submerging ourselves completely.
- Smerging?
- Yeah, you smerge first, then I smerge.
- Okay, well you know how this goes,
you gotta get your arms out
and I gotta get my legs up around you.
- I'm gonna turn sideways for this.
- Wow, this feels great.
- The soup I mean.
Get your head under.
- I'm gonna put the book in between me and you.
- Yeah, do it.
- As a barrier, I can really get upon you.
- Tell me when you're done.
There he goes, and that's the last we saw of Rhett.
This is not a desirable place to be.
How was it?
- Salty.
- Did you open your mouth under there?
- Yeah.
- Slide up brother.
- Everything is so soft in here.
- Exactly.
All right, let me have a turn.
- You can down your sides here,
then I'm gonna get my arms out.
And then I'm gonna.
- Can you hold my glasses?
- Just put your legs in my hands.
Slide them like they're like stirrups.
There we go.
Oh, oh God.
Whoa, look at that.
(Link laughing)
It's salty under there, isn't it?
- My life flashed before my eyes and it looked like chicken.
This was fun for a little bit,
and now I'm thinking this is weird a lot bit.
So I'd like to get out and get on with my life.
I'm glad that we did it,
I don't feel like I have to do it anymore.
- Yeah, this is a one time thing.
- Yeah, it's a oner.
- And you know what?
Maybe we should look into getting a trough for each of us.
- I think we actually already have that.
- Oh really?
- I don't know why we're not in two.
- Okay, thanks for liking, and commenting and subscribing.
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we're gonna answer your
questions about being sick. - Are you okay?
- Open some mail and have a general good time.
If you miss it you'll feel stupid.
- But not before salad bar the musical.
♪ Hey, everybody knows we're lining up to go to the ♪
♪ Salad bar, salad bar ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ I need to talk to the manager ♪
♪ Because your ranch is out. ♪
♪ Hey, your ranch is out, the manager ♪
♪ Hey, don't get too outta hand 'cause that's not ranch. ♪
♪ That's just some milky substance ♪
♪ In a thing that I need to wash out ♪
- The moment I decide to sit down and
watch "Braveheart" again is the moment that I'm dying.
I'm dead.
I don't think there will ever be a point in my life
as great of a movie as that was
that I'll ever decide to watch it again.