Eric said "Why do you not keep the knobs on your stove?"
I don't know why this bothers people.
If it's not in use, I mean, I put them on when I'm using it,
but. What, do you keep tires on your car when you're not driving it?
"BornThisWayBeauty" said "Where all your reptiles go?"
"Haven't watched in a while."
"He cooked them."
"He eated them."
"User"-something
YouTube kind of messed up the names. I don't- "User"
I don't know. It's a polar bear.
said "Can I recommend Kraft Macaroni?"
The biggest or second biggest reason everyone wanted me to cook at home
was for my health.
Because "Processed food = bad" and then I make non processed food and everyone's like
you should eat Kraft.
Lady Gaga lover said "So today,"
"I learned if you call the USDA, you can get a free electronic thermometer"
[Phone] "For General USDA inquiries, press three."
*Phone rings*
I was wondering, is it is it a thing to like,
get like a free thermometer?
Yeah.
Someone just said like if you call the USDA,
you can get a free thermometer, like electric thermometer.
*Hold music*
Okay. Yeah, that's fine.
Okay. Thanks.
Bye.
Love you.
(Silence)
Uhh, I have not received a call back yet from the
Was it? The dairy and meat aisle of the USDA call center?
for a $6 thermometer.
I'm going to get that thermometer, though.
*Sad music*
Post nut gr- r- p-
Post nut regret said
"I don't believe you're a real person. NPC
vibes."
I feel like anyone who would get offended
or defensive being called an NPC, It's like, Oh, they must be an NPC
But I'm a little offended here.
I don't- just objectively, I am not seeing it.
What do I do? What are some common NPC traits?
Every single day seems the same.
You wake up, check your phone and watch yourself eat.
Go to work.
This is people with jobs.
That's not me, but that's just people.
Okay? No, you hate your job.
No, you cannot go out and have fun by yourself.
No, you take the same path every day. No.
Actually, I would take different routes.
More than 90% of your thoughts are the same thoughts you think every day.
Okay, I have this a little bit, but that's just one out of ten so far.
You see people on videos
and social media chasing goals or grinding following their purpose.
*mumbles* I guess that's what I do.
You are reactive to others.
Most of your actions are out of reaction to something.
Isn't there some quote about your action is a reaction?
All of your choices you make our mainstream.
Okay, I will agree a Tesla is an NPC car.
That's the only thing.
Okay, so one to I'm like three out of ten.
I'm 30% NPC. We're good.
We're good.
No NPCs in this
frame. Crystal said "Al-den
tuh."
Franxinus
wait.
Is that the same person? Chris- wait, look
Are you looking? Look at this.
Recipes don't always scale up or down in a linear fashion.
How do you tell? You don't?
I have no idea what this means.
There's a lot of things in cooking.
Like there's so much, like, lore to the whole food thing.
I don't. I have no idea what this means.
Gah, Goliath said bro does not understand the concept of leftovers.
You make a ton, then you eat it for a week.
And that is
the worst thing I have ever heard.
Gamer Guy 69, said "you only knows of two settings on your stove."
"Top burners off and blazing high."
I don't know. All or nothing, I guess.
I don't know where to twist it.
It all looks kind of the same, Tyler said.
"You're so cute and talented." Yes, I know.
Jay said.
My grandma freezes the leftovers, eats them another time for dinner or lunch.
Jay, your grandma is a threat to society and should be locked up.
Jacob said "Don't use pre shredded cheese.
It has a coating on it so it doesn't stick together in the bag.
You should shred your own cheese."
Jacob Jacob? Jacob.
Jakey, man.
I hardly have the energy to go to the kitchen.
Do you think I'm going to go?
I'm going to get my ass out of bed and start shaving off a block of cheese
when I want food? You got to.
You got to give me a break here, okay?
I'm doing what I can. I'm using the shredded cheese.
Tom said, metal whisk, scraping off that nonstick coating.
That really bothered me, too.
Yeah, this is one of those things.
I don't know what nonstick coating is on on the pans.
I mean, I used to whisk and bowls and pans and the balls are just aluminum.
The pans are and they're pans.
What does this mean?
And then we got a message from a person.
*Reading super long comment on screen, fast forwarded*
Is this one sentance?
We're almost there *continues reading*
What am I supposed to do about it?
I'm using the wrong pans.
I'm using the wrong cheese.
cause it's already shredded and my pans aren't sticky enough.
What do you want from me, man?
Candy, Tough said.
A question you probably won't answer or cannot.
Why do you spend so much?
Not how you spend so much, but why?
But that's the whole
that's the whole point of the series is
I break down my spending and why I spent it.
It's a 21 minute video about why I spent it.
Nick said, Oh, actually, Nick just gave me financial advice
and I didn't know you could do this, so I'm going to do this.
It's great. Having a personal board of advisors.
Literally, you're all just watching my every move
and it's like you all commingle and then you leave feedback on how I can improve.
I literally just have a refined community.
Personally, improving my life for free is pretty epic.
I recommend it.
One of the hidden unexpected.
One of the hidden unexpected benefits of being a YouTuber.
Earth's geomancer said
He also doesn't spend money on haircuts, apparently.
What does this mean? What is my hair look bad?
I think my hair looks fine.
What do you mean?
It looks good right now,
right?
I think it looks pretty even.
I just go snip snip snip snip snip.
until all my hair is gone.
Anyway, stop eating beef.
It's bad for your colon.
Oh, what's that? It's my colon?
Oh, no, it's not my colon.
My colon can't talk. My colon doesn't care.
It can suck it up.
Boxer chick said. How is Lowe's groceries?
Yeah, this is Lowe's.
This is Lowe's. This Lowes one founded by some guy.
This Lowe's was co-founded by the son of the founder of this one.
They're kind of the same,
but they're not.
It's- that's Lowe's.
ayyylma0 said please stop eating steak.
It's terrible for you. Basically considered a carcinogen.
Terrible for the environment.
Absolutely. God awful for the cows.
Yeah. Even according to the World Health
Organization, it's a group 2 carcinogen.
But I don't know who asked.
David said, Why are you taking shifts
from people who need the shift if you're a wealthy YouTuber?
I don't know. I mean, I make YouTube videos.
People are like, You should get a real job.
I get the real job.
People are like, Why are you taking the real jobs?
What's wrong with you?
I want to! I'm not stopping you from doing anything that you want.
You can become a YouTuber, you can deliver for Amazon.
The egg is your oyster.
It's up to you. cantthinkofone said "Does it bug you if you don't get tip?"
it seems to bug everyone like I'm in lots of discord servers and Reddit
and it's just caused and spam of oh I didn't get tipped again.
Oh I didn't get tipped again. Nobody owes you a tip.
That's why it's a tip.
And that wraps up the reading your comments video.
This is a series I started a year ago.
I did six episodes and then I kind of fell off like my channel.
So if you want to see more, my previous reading your comments,
you can check them out in the description and and let me know if you liked it.
I don't really care.
I'm going to do more anyway
because they're kind of easy and also really fun to make.
So just keep commenting.
I'm going to get that thermometer.
Goodbye.
You can be a YouTuber, you can deliver
for Amazon.
the egg is your oyster.
The egg is you-
You can become a YouTuber, you can deliver for Amazon, whatever you want.
I'm trying to say the egg is your oyster.
I think it's funny.