big deal you're not a hero Gwyneth I was a fool for clicking on this article I
regret it all right you know what I won't regret is having our next guest on yeah
if you don't listen to his podcast you're an idiot because it's hilarious and it's one of my absolute
favorites so this is my like who are these podcasts is my go-to me and Frank's go-to podcast
that we listen to and download for flights long drives it's always the go-to so I'm so happy that
he is here with me today to go over the latest drama on our about our good friend statue welcome
to the show Carl thanks Chrissy what a Segway you're already Pro I have to tell you well done
are you ever not broadcasting I don't know how you do it never not yesterday I didn't uh uh and Frank
got mad at me so I feel like you want me to send for you Chrissy you're nailing it all right yeah
there you go yeah go on you know who we both SIM for a lot is one Stuttering John another brilliant
segue there are a couple I'm really really coming into my own lately it sounds sexual
so God I had a funny dream the other night that the CEO of Blaze
like took me in for a meeting and was like I don't know if the feeling was that he was
gonna offer me a show but it was such a randomly specific dream I don't know anytime after that no
I know usually you'd be like me like you know in the dream I'm putting my hair in a ponytail and
rolling up my sleeves and like spitting into my hands but yeah I was picturing too yeah
yep it's how we get shows here wait from Torgo the white Faron was great new samcast regular yes
I am going to get her on a simcast uh sometime in October I think we have a date for her okay
so before we launch into what I specifically wanted to go over about Statue I think the
last time we spoke he was trying to or maybe it was a when I did your show with Florentine
uh I love that by the way like people clipped out the point where I was it was a hot mic and
I was like the Jews are taking over Upstate New York but they clipped out the part where I said
Upstate New York so it just sounds like I'm saying the Jews are taking over yeah there was
a whole debate over whether you were serious or not which tells me that these people are
really grasping at straws with that one like see she's an anti-semite like we do it and okay the
latest at that point was that Stuttering John was trying to sue you trying to basically for
people who are not familiar there's been like an ongoing battle starting John it was what sending
you cease and desists like wants you to stop using his patreon or his podcast episodes in your show
yeah well it's a little funnier than that because in the seasoned assist and I let Chrissy and Frank
read he does admit that because he's a public figure we are allowed to use clips of his show
and comment on it but what he accused me of doing in this season desist was um going after
his children going after the school that he's a substitute teacher at going after his comedy gigs
to get them canceled he could be doing all this nefarious stuff behind the scenes and Chrissy I'm
a lazy lazy man I'm lucky I put out two episodes a week who are these podcasts there's no way all
you can do it's like you do so much prep for your shows you wouldn't have time to do anything else
it's enough already I don't have time for that [ __ ] also the idea that I'd want to cancel
John's gigs when John does a stand-up show and I get audio of it I have five hours of material from
just a 40-minute set so I do not want anything he does canceled ever you want him to keep doing
things like if anything you'd like rent a bus out to send people to like guess what we should do
maybe I'll call Rhonda Sanders I'll be like how can we send these migrants to stuttering John's
stand-up gigs just like pack you know just a paper the audience we tried to book Stuttering
John uh back a couple years ago because I know all the owners of The Comedy Club here and uh
they were trying to get this tour going with uh who's the porn star who's now in jail for rape
um Army Hammer no no no he's not a porn star no the the super famous fat guy
um Jeremy yes Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy so Ron Jeremy and Stuttering John were trying to
do this like Comedy Tour thing and they will happen on Twitter like Hey we're doing this
tour so book us all week we called him from the club and tried to book them they wanted
like ten thousand dollars or something ridiculous it's like we we won't sell more than 20 tickets
in this thing and they're all trying to be better you're trying to book the two of them
yeah and it was uh Brian dunkelman too it was a three of them dunkelman yeah you know that is no
but it sounds like human it sounds like dunkelman dunkelman was the guy who was the co-host of
American Idol along with Ryan Seacrest in the first season and then dunkelman left that show
to go out to bigger and better things except for whoops nope so we did that that's what he's known
for oh wow okay so you've actually tried to book that we did try to book Stuttering John because
I would love to get John more gigs and to get him out there doing his comedy me too maybe he would
open for me if he if only he would unblock me from Twitter he's a headline Chrissy he doesn't feature
he would never ever be able to of all his jokes just pick out enough for maybe 20 or 30 minutes
oh is that a new drawing behind you um yeah I redid my studio with a bunch of fan art that's
all over the walls now people do amazing fan art for who are these podcasts and this one behind
me is I don't know why you can see it but it's uh Stuttering John in front of his green screen
that's actively falling down and you can sell the boxes behind him that's so good that's great it's
really fun I wish there was a way you could like print out a gif like the GIF of him like seeing
the roach and like falling backwards is like one of my favorites you wish you could print that out
and just have it on a loop yeah yeah that'd be funny I feel like we have the technology for that
sure I'm trying to get more creative with insults because I don't want to get uh especially with
Twitter I'm gonna call people dingbats instead of saying because that's good you know what's a
great one actually there's a lot of d words that are funny like a dimwit's pretty dull I love dolt
yeah adults just like it really says it all Todd which by the way it's not a word it's donored
and so John looked up this word dotard and calls Trump a doe tired and then people go
don't you hate the r word you know you shouldn't be saying they say no it's a real word though Todd
it's a step up from a [ __ ] it's a dope Todd exactly doe a [ __ ] a female's hard
way your singing voice is just magical by the way I have to tell you Chrissy everyone loves
your Stuttering John and I don't understand why I know but everyone loves yours the most
I was on uh with Drew and Mike and they were asking me who's does the best centering John
depression I said producer Chris because he does the Deep Pig videos but they all said they love
your Stuttering John impression wow I think I'm going to deal with the live show in New
York instead of like a a rap battle we're gonna do like a Stuttering John impression battle um
feeling pre-fomo here seriously I would love to see a statue rap battle from Anthony B look look
you you both Stuttering John thanks Anthony wow thank you Anthony uh yeah anytime I see like a
new Twitter account I'm like this is Stuttering John this is what's happening okay so so let's
the people are up to date so um there was the cease and desist that he he supposedly called
the Rochester Police supposedly talked to I I was any of it true or he was just trying to make you
feel threatened I would update on that so John went out and tweeted that he talked to the RPD
my local police department about getting me arrested and they talked about it on a show
I have a friend in the RPD I talked to him he looked through all the records there's no John
Melendez anywhere he never calls he never called he just he just made it up he's just
and then he got my um he got a copyright strike against my YouTube channel and I had to take down
a YouTube video or he got to take him down and he had already done that with patreon
against me too and both times I put in a counter notification that says no this is fair use it's
transformative and so he gets the way that the law Works dmca he has 10 days to then file a
federal lawsuit to prove that he's taking this copyright seriously and both times he hasn't
done it so I got to put everything back up Julie just got a copyright strike by Stuttering John
he had to take down a video he's fighting it I am John is just I don't know he's just throwing
Haymakers into the wind right now yeah this is from Julie um this was tweeted out two days ago
um this is from truly remember the show in person that John wouldn't mention because he
doesn't care and it doesn't bother him well guess who was working late last night you've tried this
with who were these pod and failed get ready to fail again you [ __ ] the uncle rico show Will
Make You Care and this is Strike wow this is from when he I guess he struck him on September 21st
uh and then it said content removed by John Melendez so I guess he was able to
take down a whole episode of his yup that's what he did to me too damn but now it's back
up and Julie's will get his back up too and it's just going to draw more attention to it
I'm so surprised that there isn't a Twitter handle like at beloved chatter at this point I'm sure
there is right oh I said that dirt why is there no apple of a chatter yet a beloved jetta's beloved
one let's see if it's taken beloved Anthony oh what Anthony talks about it dude he's like he's
really nope it doesn't exist he's really fired up uh his rhetorical about Stuttering John can
I show you something really funny Chrissy yes I haven't talked about this on the show yet okay
send it to you in the private chat oh somebody created a website for John's lawyer it's it's
called JD dabbles and associates oh my God oh my God you have to pull this out it's so funny
tagline is legal expertise even a substitute teacher could afford oh my God the whole
website JD dabble's an Associates get on the path to Shady representation today
free consultation this is exactly who I would have imagined
about us aggressive representation we're the big dog in town we go after them all from major
broadcasting companies to trolls using the r word slur in your Live's Dream well you know back down
from a fight no matter how inconsequential a focus on results a thirty thousand dollar settlement
with the insurance company of a security the security firm which was hired by Sharon Stone in
1998 our record of success for our client lists uh for our clients a clients do you know about
that story this was SiriusXM did a bodyguard of Sharon Stone beat him up or something well yeah
back when John was on K-Rock with Howard Stern okay he got hit by Sharon Stone's bodyguard he
sued for like 250 000 or 300 000 and then accepted a settlement of what he claimed in this book was
fifteen thousand dollars but now he's saying it's thirty thousand I think he's getting confused but
he's claiming that as a legal Victory because Anthony goes dude you've never won a lawsuit
go ahead and sue me just like nope that's not true I I got thirty thousand dollars that's not
winning a lawsuit John they're just like here's some money go away all right buddy we don't we
don't want to deal with that and wasn't this all done by Sirius then not really him oh prop well
yeah probably K-Rock did it yeah John never worked for SiriusXM he left before they moved over okay
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Chatters an ex shock Jacks are all fair game oh my God you have to read the whole site but
everything about this site is hilarious uh the about us is great so good current cases
it's Rihanna Jack Conte box Searchlight Pictures Johnny Wood homeless a sad and [ __ ] chatter
the criminal oh my God this is really good this is like really thoughtful our practice personal
injury workplace harassment wrongful death you know what's great is that John cannot be funny
he has no ability to be funny or amusing but everyone who's goofing on John is hilarious
you're gonna dance with Anonymous they're making Twitter accounts they got websites first yes I
mean that was great the American Community the amount of creativity that has come that
has been inspired by Stuttering John uh it eclipses whatever he's created uh but it's
more fun yeah totally who is this guy is this is this a random lawyer oh yeah I don't know
wow I want him representing me though this is so funny client reviews is it just John
oh yes stuttering down one is Susanna Melendez those are all the uh testimonials
I'm not gonna say how much but it was a lot I got that with the help of my friend Jimmy dabbles
success stories it's got serious except appeal and motion John tried to sue SiriusXM for right
of publicity this weird thing and it was thrown out with prejudice and so they they appealed it
and for some reason they actually allowed them to appeal it and so they argued their case in front
of a three-judge panel and it's going nowhere they had no case it's getting thrown out but John still
talks about like it's gonna happen damn ma'am this is hilarious whoever did that scrubs to you
perhaps to you okay so you're not worried about anything
no no no but you know the harassment's annoying because you know he's trying to get my patreon
taken down he's trying to get our YouTube channel taken down and now he's going for surely pretty
heavily and it's just annoying you know it's just one more thing I have to deal with and Julie
apparently like held back he says for a very long time the first time Julie came on my show so Julie
left the Howard Stern Show and we connected and I said I would love to have you on my show and I
talked to him anytime I talk to someone who knows people in the industry I have this conversation
hey is it cool if we bring up blah blah you know because yeah like put someone on the spot and then
they're they don't want to say anything it sucks for the show right he goes he goes okay Carl I'm
taking the high road on John he's talked so much [ __ ] about me I am not even going to
do a dress I go that's fine I understand take the high road but John just kept hitting Julie to the
point where she was like all right gloves are off [ __ ] and now he's got the uncle rico show that
he's doing with Bob Levy and Mike Morris and it's hilarious because they're just grabbing every clip
from dabbler's Anonymous and [ __ ] with John and it's really funny that's great yeah that's
what happens he he harasses people until they get to the point where they're like all right I guess
I'm in this too now love you guys thank you for the chats thank you for the comments I will see
you guys tomorrow bye bye all right love you guys uh I don't even want to leave this candle smells
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