- Miss. Dorsey.
- [Doctor] Hi there, please, uh have a seat.
So as the nurse briefed you,
you know this is a very simple procedure
we do it all the time.
We're gonna go in, we are gonna remove the cyst,
and then we will stitch you back up.
- Okay. Oh! Will I be, uh, put under?
- Oh, no, no, not at all.
We use, uh, local numbing
and then you'll just get some
nitrous oxide to make sure your comfortable.
- Oh nitrous
- Oh it's, uh, laughing gas.
- Oh, okay. All right.
- [Doctor] Yeah, so, uh,
anymore questions before we get started?
- No. Well, um, yeah.
- Okay, go ahead.
- This laughing gas its, uh, is it, its safe?
- Absolutely.
- Oh okay, good, good, good.
- So will just have you sign
- And it will cause me to...?
- Just feel more relaxed, comfortable,
you know, less anxious.
- So I will be less inhibited.
- Um, I suppose.
- Okay, okay, interesting.
So I might say or do something, you know that, that, that,
that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
that, that, that, I wouldn't, I wouldn't other wise do.
- I mean I guess that is a possibility.
- [Dorsey] Okay, okay, okay
Now suppose I were to say
or do something under the influence of this, um, nitrous, uh
- Oxide.
- Oxide. Right, thank you.
Suppose under the influence of this nitrous oxide.
I, I said or, uh, did something that was strange.
- [Dorsey] You would?
- Oh
(soft laughing)
It's not a big deal.
People say things all the time
- Oh, oh they do. Oh good, okay.
Lots of people then.
And, and if I, suppose I were to say
or do something that you found,
you know, particularly off color
or, or left a bad taste in your mouth.
- It would be fine.
- Oh, even if it was abhorrent?
- Yes.
- Okay, good, good. That's good to know.
So you offer patient doctor confidentiality?
- Yes.
- Good, good.
And your husband as well?
- What about my husband?
- Oh does he offer patient doctor confidentiality?
- I'm not sure why he'd have to.
- Well, suppose I were to say
or do something under the influence of this nitrous oxide
that uh, that stayed with you after the procedure.
You know, it had you really question my moral standing,
something quite egregious
and when you got home,
you felt like you really needed to vent to your husband.
Now, now, would he signed an NDA?
- The um, no.
- Oh, he wouldn't.
Oh, that is concerning.
- [Doctor] Look, it, the
(sighs)
it's really, it's, it's not a big deal.
There's no judgment here.
If you say something that's, you know,
maybe not politically correct.
Or, I,
in today's climate I feel like everybody
has to be really, really careful,
you know, you make one wrong move and you get cancelled
for the rest of your career, um.
And then there's the whole issue of, you know,
people being offended on behalf of other people.
And are those people even really offended?
I mean it's such a, it's such as mess right now.
So I, no judgment.
- Mm. I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.
But these walls, are these sound proof?
- Um, somewhat.
- Only somewhat. Oh, God
- Mm hm.
- Are there any cameras?
- No
- No, aw.
- Uh, this bed, is this good to 300 pounds or so?
- Uh, I don't know. I'd have to check.
- I think it is. That's fine.
- Okay so if there aren't any more questions
- You know, I do have a couple more.
Do you have policy if I were to get completely nude
and start air humping and singing the National Anthem?
- I don't think.
- Answer the question, doctor.
- I'm not sure what the question is.
- Now suppose I were to call you my mother,
and get dressed up in a baby's bonnet,
and diaper, and say, "where's my milk, bitch"?
You would? Or, I mean, maybe I think that I'm a chicken,
and I cover myself in molasses, and feathers
and start laying eggs everywhere.
- Um
- Or maybe I insist that you'll speak only in Mandarin
but of course I can't understand Mandarin,
so I keep yelling at you, saying, "I don't understand."
But you say you can only speak Mandarin.
I mean do you have a policy on that certain situation?
- Yeah, I don't think, um,
I don't think any of that is gonna be an issue here.
Its a very simple procedure, it's gonna be fast,
you'll feel relaxed, and then you'll be right on your way.
- Oh okay. Okay, well that gives me a lot of peace of mind,
thank you so much.
Um where do I, uh, sign?
- Just, uh, just on the green.
- Oh, thank you.
(dramatic sound)
- Well! Thanks doc. You were right that was easy.
- Can you call my mom?
- You know I gotta get you to look at a mole on my back.
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